Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box

Disclaimer: If, for some reason, you thought that I owned Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, Pikachu, or a Cardboard Box, then I feel obliged to inform you that no, I do not.

This story is strictly intended to raise a few smiles. If you notice a lack of gore, romance, or anything in between, that's because there is none. (Oh, really?)

Last time, on Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box:
Kirby and Pikachu found a Cardboard Box.

Now…

"It's really great to have friends to play with!" exclaimed Kirby happily.

"Yeah!" said Pikachu. "Friends are good!"

"And this cardboard box is serving as a useful conduit to the lucidity of our innocent and vibrant imaginations in order to synchronise our shared delusions to a reasonable extent!" exclaimed Kirby gleefully.

"Uh… what?" said Pikachu.

"I'm… not sure…" said Kirby, who honestly had no idea what that had meant.

"Oh, well," said Pikachu, "are we still in space?"

"Think so," said Kirby.

"Let's go somewhere exciting!" said Pikachu.

Kirby frowned. "Kay… how about… Planet of the Cheeses?"

Everyone gasped.

"Cheese is weird," said Pikachu. "Sugar is nice, tho-"

"Then," Kirby said, "we go to – Candy Planet!"

"Whee!" said Pikachu. "Off we go!"

Kirby gripped the sides of the cardboard box and started to rock it.

"We're off!" said Pikachu. "Through space! Look at the stars go by!"

Kirby and Pikachu giggled.

"Look out!" said Kirby, rocking the box violently, "asteroids!"

They both went flying side to side, until the box tipped over and they fell out.

This was followed by a long, concerned silence.

Finally, Kirby raised his hands, and said, "We've crashed!"

"Yay!" they said together.

Working together, they pushed the box back upright, and hopped back in.

"Off we go!" declared Pikachu.

At this point, Link entered the room. "What are you two doing?" he asked.

"SPACE MONSTER!" cried Kirby and Pikachu, their eyes wide as they stared at the newcomer.

"Zap it!" cried Kirby.

Pikachu responded with a jolt of electricity that sent the monster flying off into the far reaches of space, screaming.

"Good work!" said Kirby. "We get ten points!"

"There are points?" said Pikachu.

"My face," moaned Link, covered in blood, stumbling into Zelda's room.

Zelda, who had been busy making a little shrine to Donkey Kong, looked up. "Ganondorf get you again?" she said.

"No," said Link, "it was Pikachu."

"What did you do to him?" Zelda said dryly. "And why are you in my room?"

"I didn't do anything," said Link. "I just walked in, and he attacked me. Those two have been acting really weirdly, all of a sudden."

"Don't be silly," said Zelda. "You still haven't said why you're in my room…"

"Don't you heal people now and then?" said Link.

"Now and then," said Zelda.

"Stop playing with me and fix me up," said Link angrily.

Zelda smiled sweetly. "Aw… widdle Wink need a doctor?"

"I… is that a shrine to Donkey Kong?"

"Uh," said Zelda, her face flushing. "Actually… no… because… maybe… uh… love… stuff… you know…"

Running out of words to say, Zelda pulled out her trusty dagger and stabbed Link.

"Hey!" said Link, dying.

Zelda stopped for a moment to contemplate the significance of the body on the floor of her room.

"Meh," she said, pulling out some candles, "I'll resurrect him after dinner."

"We're here!" cried Kirby.

"Candy Planet, Kirby!" said Pikachu, "Candy Planet!"

And this part of the tale ends with that cliff-hanger.

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Thus ends the chapter.