Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box
Disclaimer:
If, for some reason, you thought that I owned Super Smash Brothers,
Kirby, Pikachu, or a Cardboard Box, then I feel obliged to inform you
that no, I do not.
This story is strictly intended to raise a few smiles. If you notice a lack of gore, romance, or anything in between, that's because there is none. (Oh, really?)
Last time, on Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box:
Kirby and Pikachu found a Cardboard Box. They had fun. And they enjoyed having fun, really they did.
Now…
In the outside world, it was getting quite dark. Of course, this was hardly troublesome, as Master Hand had installed those electric lights for a reason.
The problem was, Kirby and Pikachu weren't about to leave the cardboard box just to turn on some light switches.
Instead, they huddled together, reasonably scared, but quite unprepared to admit it.
"Pikachu, are you scared?" said Kirby, as they hid under the box.
"'Course not," whimpered Pikachu.
"Oh. Well, I'm not," said Kirby, covering his eyes so he wouldn't see anything.
"Yep," said Pikachu. "Definitely not scary."
For a moment, silence.
Pikachu said, "Kirby, are there aliens on Candy Planet that eat people?"
"I hope not," said Kirby.
"What if there are?" said Pikachu.
"Then maybe they'll eat us," said Kirby.
They both squealed. They would have dived under the covers, but there were no covers, as they were in a box.
"The spaceship will protect us from the monsters," said Pikachu resolutely.
"I hope so," said Kirby.
"What if it doesn't?" said Pikachu.
"Then maybe they'll eat us," said Kirby.
"That'd be bad," said Pikachu.
"Yeah," said Kirby. "It would."
"I'm worried about those two little people," said Ganondorf. "You know, Pikachu and Kirby. They seem to have been acting weird today, after the end of that match."
"That's true," said Zelda. "But it's probably harmless."
"Zelda, they were going to kill me," said Ganondorf, looking pained. "The least you could do is show me a little bit of consideration! I'm just concerned!"
"I would show you consideration," said Zelda, "except that we're mortal enemies, and… why are you in my room, anyway?"
Ganondorf considered.
"I have no idea," he said. He then threw a fireball at Zelda, and then ran out of the room, cackling evilly.
"I hate it when that happens," sighed Zelda.
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