Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box

Disclaimer: If, for some reason, you thought that I owned Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, Pikachu, or a Cardboard Box, then I feel obliged to inform you that no, I do not.

This story is strictly intended to raise a few smiles. If you notice a lack of gore, romance, or anything in between, that's because there is none. (Oh, really?)

Last time, on Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box:
Kirby and Pikachu found a Cardboard Box. They had fun. And they enjoyed having fun, really they did. Then they slept together through the night. They had a light breakfast, and that was really fun and fluffy, too.

Now…

"What are we going to find at the bottom of the mine shaft?" said Pikachu, as they sat in the cardboard box.

"Um… gold?" suggested Kirby, leaning back as if they were going down.

"Gold's boring," said Pikachu.

"What would you know about gold?" said Kirby. "Gold isn't boring!"

"What about Pokemon Gold?" said Pikachu in a mock serious voice.

They both giggled hysterically.

"Well," said Pikachu, "we are on Candy Planet right now, so…"

"…so there could be a secret library at the bottom!" finished Kirby.

"I was going to say 'candy'," said Pikachu.

"Hey, that's a good idea!" said Kirby. "We're going down the Candy Mines in Candy Planet to find… candy!"

They both smiled and held on tight as they went down.

He was floating in midair. There was nothing as far as the eye could see, aside from a texture-less, pink sky above and below.

"Where-a am I?" said Mario, his head turning quickly as he frantically tried to work out where he was (the question was a bit of a giveaway, no?).

"Hey, there," said Bowser.

"Bowser!" said Mario. "We had-a though you had-a disappeared!"

"Yeah, well, I kind of did," said Bowser. "As you may have noticed, we are currently inside Kirby."

"Oh, that's right!" said Mario. "Kirby ate me! Silly Kirby."

Bowser shrugged. "I've been here for twelve hours."

"How-a do you know that?" said Mario.

Bowser pointed to a grandfather clock that was floating above them.

"Master Hand was looking for that all of last month!" said Mario, suddenly remembering. "I remember, he-a killed Mr Game and Watch in his anger!"

"No," said Bowser, arms crossed, "Mr Game and Watch was crushed to death by that dictionary. He killed Wario over that."

"Oh-a, Wario," said Mario angrily. "Now he­ deserved-a that."

"Couldn't agree more," said Bowser.

Silence.

"So," said Bowser, "now that we're here floating inside this weird nothingness which is apparently Kirby's stomach, we don't have much to do, eh?"

"No," said Mario.

"Let's play Uno!" said Bowser, pointing to a pack of cards floating nearby.

"Why would Kirby eat a Uno deck?" said Mario.

"Why wouldn't he?" said Bowser, annoyed.

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