I is for Infirmary: A Hogan's Heroes Sicktember Alphabet

by GrrraceUnderfire

Look out, prisoners of Stalag 13. Sicktember is upon us and your immunity is way down. This is an alphabetical drabble collection in response to the tumblr Sicktember challenge.

2. B is for Bad Taste (You've Been Warned)

B is for Bad Taste (You've Been Warned)

"The least they can do is give the man some privacy."

"He's got his own room. How much prih-vacy does one guy need?" Kinch echoed Newkirk's pronunciation.

"Yeah, but Carter and LeBeau are scrubbing him down in a tin bathtub like he's five again." Newkirk shuddered.

"They're getting the spikes out," Kinch replied. "We don't have stinging nettles back home. It sounds worse than poison ivy."

"I couldn't say. My principles won't allow me to expose me bum in the woods."

"Well, sometimes a Papa Bear does... you know. In the woods. For prih-vacy."

"I could've lived without that image."

Prompt 23. Tepid Bath