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Yep, this story is definitely more popular than I thought it would be. I'm only on the fifth chapter and I've already gotten so many reviews! One of the plans is dedicated to one of my reviewers: SuPaNiNjA4EvAh!

Episode 5: How do you come up with 356 plans?

Sora was up late that night. Sure he'd been up the whole previous night, but it was well worth it for what he was planning. With a yawn, Sora went back to his list of plans to expose Riku. Number 1 was taking pictures of Riku with that blond haired girl. The problem with that was that he'd have to steal or borrow someone else's camera since he couldn't afford one. Plan number 245 was carrying Kairi out the window to follow Riku. Then she'd see him with the girl and finally believe him. Then he'd videotape their fight and send it to Riku. He then infiltrates Riku's computer system and hard wires it. Once that was completed, anything Riku clicked on would automatically bring up the video. All his tapes and DVDs would have the fight on it. In fact, the end result of all the plans was exactly that. Revenge is sweet. But Sora still had a lot of work to do. Someone in his past had told him to always have a backup plan. Now, you readers are probably wondering why so many backup plans. Well, Sora believes in being prepared for anything.

" Okay, if all other 356 plans fail, hit Riku with rotten paopu fruit. Then, get it on tape and watch it over and over again. There, my list is complete!" Sora said holding it up Zelda style. Kairi turned over in her sleep, causing Sora to jump. But she wasn't awake, so he rolled the list up and put it in his pocket.

" Now, for a little shut eye. Wouldn't want to look tired for telling Kairi I told you so" Sora said lying in his chair and closing his eyes.

Morning came faster than Sora would have wanted it to. The sun seemed especially bright that morning. Sora got up and lazily closed the blinds. Totally cartoon style, they flew back up, allowing the sun's bright rays back in. Sora grabbed the duck tape and taped the windows down.

" Hah! Take that Warner Brothers!" Sora said. Kairi was still asleep, which she should be. It was Saturday. You all know Saturday. The day where you lay up until 1 watching TV or simply sleep in until noon, whatever you prefer. Kairi preferred to sleep in and you wouldn't believe how pissed she could get from being woken up on a day off. Sora winced at the thought of it happening again. What exactly did she do? Let's just say that Kairi has a colorful vocabulary, a very colorful vocabulary. Anyway, none of that's important right now. The only thing important was to initiate operation Prove-that-Riku-is-a-doodoo-brain! Step one; initiate phase on of plan #45 on Sora's list of 356 ways to prove he was right. Step one; he flew to Riku's house. What luck! The blond haired girl was coming down the sidewalk. Sora got his digital camera ready. But, rotten bad luck, she passed the house and kept walking down the sidewalk.

" Son of a-" Sora said throwing the camera down. It smashed on the pavement and tumbled into the gutter. Then, Riku appeared out of the bushes and kissed the girl.

" How did he? But I just- and he was just" Sora was totally confused. Did Riku know that he was here? How was that possible? No one knew except for Kairi. Did she tell him? Would he believe her?

"This isn't a problem. I've got 355 more plans!" Sora said, " You haven't seen the last of me Riku. Actually, you never did see me."

Okay, so plan #45 on Sora's list didn't work. Hey, he was prepared.

" Okay, time for plan #78" Sora said. Equipped with the latest in Gadgetron video cameras, Sora headed out to the park. Riku was there with that girl.

" Smile Riku," Sora said pointing the camera at him, " You're on Candy Camera." After about twenty minutes, and some very good footage, Sora stopped the camera.

" That should convince Kairi" he said smirking as Riku laughed with the girl. Still smirking like the obsessed angel he is, Sora flew back towards Kairi's house.

" Kairi, here is the ultimate proof that I was right about Riku" Sora said holding up the tape. With a surge of pride, Sora put in the tape and pressed the play button. There was nothing on screen.

" What is this?" Kairi asked.

" Huh? What happened? It was all there! There was Riku and that girl. Crap!" Sora said. He pulled out the manual and flipped through the pages. Then, he found the problem.

" I filmed with the lens cap on! Well that's stupid! Whoever heard of filming without the cap on?"

" You're supposed to take it off. All cameras are like that"

" Really?" Kairi nodded her head.

" BARNACLES!" Sora shouted.

" Anyway, I've got to get ready for the dance tonight" Kairi said.

" The dance is tonight?" Sora said.

" Of course it is! I've been talking about this for the last two weeks" Kairi said happily.

" So, I guess Riku's taking you huh?" Sora asked.

" Who else would take me?" Kairi asked. Sora scowled and began looking over his list.

" What's that?" Kairi asked. Sora quickly put the list back in his pocket.

" It's nothing" he said. Kairi shrugged and went back to getting ready.

"Kairi, Riku's here!" Her mother called up the stairs. Indeed Riku was here. He was wearing a tuxedo. Not a cheap five dollar one, a full fledge $350 one. Sora eyed him with a frown on his face. Let's just say that he wished Riku could see him now so he could punch him in the face.

" It's okay; I'll get him tonight" Sora said smirking at his archenemy. Kairi came down the stairs a few seconds later. She ran straight into Riku's arms and kissed him.

" Ready to go?" Riku asked. Kairi nodded and they headed out the door. After the limousine pulled away, Sora flew after it. This was it. Plan 356 was about to start. Phase one had already been completed. Riku's jacket was now bugged with an invisible microchip that would allow Sora to hear ever-single word that he said. Once they arrived at the school, Phase two would begin. Sora landed on the hood of the limo and peered in through the rear window. Kairi and Riku were snuggled up together on the back seat. They were talking, but Sora couldn't risk getting any closer for fear that Kairi might see him. Luckily, the bug he'd planted on Riku's skin was working. The earpiece that was wired to the bug was already feeding him information. Riku was talking about stuff they could do at the dance and all the fun they were going to have.

" Yeah, we'll have some real fun tonight. If you think fun is a gallon of sticky paste covering your face is fun" Sora thought. Sora didn't need to bug Kairi. He could read her thoughts and therefore know what she was saying. Her thoughts dwelled on Riku. It's sad that he'd have to break them up, Kairi really did love him. Riku however, couldn't wait for something. But his thoughts were clouded, which is why Sora needed the bug to tell what he was saying. The limo pulled into the school parking lot and Sora flew off and onto the roof. Kairi and Riku got out of the limo and headed inside. Sora stuck his head through the roof and began his monitoring. Just as the first song started, Phase Two began. This part was tricky because Kairi could see him. If she detected him, the plan would fail. As quickly and quietly as an angel can be, Sora snuck towards the DJ table. Once there, he switched the records so that the next song would be a slow one. Now, he headed back to the roof and kept an eye out for that blond haired girl. She arrived at exactly 7:56, right on schedule. How did Sora know that she was going to arrive at 7:56? He didn't. But, things were going according to plan. Now, if his luck held out, the blond haired girl would see Riku and Kairi dancing together. If everything were as it should be, the blond haired girl wouldn't know who Kairi was. But, as is Sora's karma, she did. She danced with another boy.

" Great, there goes the plan. Luckily, I've got 356 plan B" Sora said. All the pieces were fitting together. Sora had in fact planned for everything to go as it was. The slow song started and Sora had to avert his gaze. He couldn't bear to watch Riku dancing with Kairi, let alone to a slow song. The next part of the plan was almost ready. All Sora had to do was push one button and watch the fireworks go off. The button was connected to a hypnosis device currently hooked in the blonde haired girl's hair. Once activated, it would set off a chain reaction that would expose Riku as the fraud he was. All he needed now was to wait for the opportune moment. That came near the end of the dance when Riku and Kairi stepped outside for a little time alone. With that same feeling that comes over your mind when you're about to beat the final boss in a video game, Sora pressed the button. The blonde haired girl's eyes swirled and turned back to normal. She instantly went outside. Now all Sora had to do was speak through a microphone. It would make the blonde haired girl say whatever he wanted her to say.

" Hey slut let go of my man" the girl said. Riku looked up in horror.

" What are you talking about? Riku's my boyfriend!" Kairi said angrily.

" Riku and I have been going out for three years" the girl shouted.

" Namine, calm dow-"

" You know her? Is what she said true?" Kairi asked whirling around to face Riku.

" Of course not baby, she's lying"

" I'm not the one who's lying. Now beat it sister" Namine said.

" No way, get lost" Riku said. Crap, Sora hadn't counted on him actually denying it like this. Time for the Grand Finale. He made Namine storm back into the dance and come back out with a bowl of paste that Sora had conveniently left for this exact moment. Namine then poured it all onto Riku's head and stomped off. Success! The plan had actually worked! Now Kairi would question Riku, he'd admit to cheating on her, and they'd break up. Sora took out his video camera, took the lens cap off, and pressed record. He aimed it down at Kairi and Riku.

" This is going to be- what the heck?" Sora said. This was impossible! Kairi was helping Riku clean himself off. He didn't get it at all! Where was the yelling and screaming? Why weren't they breaking up? Then, Sora realized the awful truth about what he'd done. He'd pushed Kairi and Riku,

Closer together.

End of episode

On the Next My Guardian Angel...

Okay, so my plans didn't work out as planned. Never fear I will expose Riku for what he's done. But what's this? Riku isn't seeing that girl anymore? What the heck's going on here? Is Riku really going to be honest from now on?

Next Time on My Guardian Angel...

Episode 6: The House that binds us All