A stunning blonde girl with blue eyes and heavy makeup walks in front of the camera. She's dressed in a red flannel shirt with a knot at the bottom, black short shorts, and crimson wedges with white straps.
"Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host Blaineley O'Halloran dropping season one of the hottest reality show on television right now. Here's the deal, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, they'll compete in challenges against each other then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, and leave Total Drama Island for good. Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive one marshmallow."
Blaineley takes a marshmallow with a stick, eats it, and then discards the stick.
"In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune which let's face it, they'll probably blow it in a week, to survive, they'll have to battle, black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food and each other. Every moment will be caught on of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp, who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on Total...Drama...Island."
Camera fades out before fading back in. Blaineley is on the dock.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island, all right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers, we told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort so, if they seemed a little peeved to you, that's probably why." Blaineley points out
"What's up, Justin?" Blaineley told the first competitor
Justin dashes down the dock and instantly begins shaking Blaineley's hand.
Justin was a tall, tanned young man with short, scruffy brown hair with black glasses. He was dressed in a green shirt with long sleeves and a light green vest covered in happy-face pins. He was dressed in pink pants and light yellow sneakers.
"It's incredible to meet you. "Wow, you're much taller in person." He thinks out loud and waves to the audience.
Blaineley, somewhat offended, answered hesitantly, "Uh, thanks."
"Eva." According to Blaineley
Eva was a fair-skinned young lady with black medium-length hair, brown eyes, and a mole on her right cheek. She is dressed in a green shirt with short sleeves and an orange-brownish E on the front. Her other outfits included brown shorts, and brown sandals.
"How are things doing, Blaineley? Hey, are you sure we're in the proper place? Where is the hot tub?" Eva was perplexed.
Blaineley begins speaking with a valley girl's accent. "This is it, girlfriend, Camp Wawanakwa."
Eva is unhappy as she lifts her luggage. "Hmph, it didn't appear like that on the application form."
Trent's boat arrived next.
Trent was a tall, white young man. He had black hair with turquoise streaks running through it.
Trent wore black combat boots, a black shirt with periwinkle and dark green sleeves, black jeans, skull earrings, a black choker, and black combat boots.
"Morning, Trent." Blaineley said
"Do you mean we're going to stay here?" Trent inquired after discovering the place was not the resort.
"No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with AC that-a-way." Blaineley bragged
"I didn't agree to this." Trent complained
"In fact, you did." To underscore her point, Blaineley pulls out a contract, most likely his.
"I am not staying here." Trent protests
"That's fine, I hope you can swim though, because your ride just left."
Trent cursed under his breath "B****." and walked to the others.
Emma arrives on her boat next and is dancing to some party music plays. Once she arrives at the dock, she backflips off of it, her bags following suit. She waves goodbye as her boat leaves.
Emma was an Asian girl with long blueish-black hair, she had a bright pink unbottoned shirt, a dark blue crop top, matching short shorts and wedges. Around her neck was a gold choker, and on her head was a tan sun hat.
"Blaineley O'Halloran! 'Sup, girl! It's an honor to meet you, girl!" Emma cheered excited
"Party Queen Emma herself, welcome to the island, girl." Blaineley greeted
"Thanks, girl." Emma thanks
"They say "girl" one more time, I'm gonna puke." Trent said in annoyance
Blaineley and Emma high five.
"Everybody, this is Tyler." Blaineley said
Tyler had shaggy brown hair which was kept up with a baby blue sweatband, it kind of looked like a mullet. He had a red t-shirt and brown leather sleeveless jacket, orange jeans and brown cowboy boots.
"Not too shabby." Blaineley muttered to herself
"Hey! Okay! Don't tell me, but you look really familiar." Tyler said
"I'm Blaineley." Blaineley said confidently
Tyler looks confused
"The hostess of the show." Blaineley explained
"Oh, sorry, it's just that you look like this other girl named Mil-" Tyler said before getting interrupted
Blaineley's eyes went wide and she practically tosses Tyler to the other campers.
"Uh, yeah, yeah. That's nice!" Blaineley said
Alejandro arrives, with sunglasses on, he gives a look on the contestants. Alejandro was a latinx man with long black hair that nearly reached the end of his neck and a small soul patch on his chin. He has a black-shirt (the sleeves looking like they were ripped off), a sleeveless red jacket, tanish-green pants, and brown pants. Around his neck is a bull necklace.
"Ale~jandro." Blaineley said
Justin runs to him.
"Hi, looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks." Justin said happily
He ended up spitting saliva due to his braces making Alejandro disgusted.
Rock guitar music plays. Courtney is standing there, one of her feet standing on an amp. She doesn't look happy.
Courtney was light skinned girl. She had black hair (it was actually dyed, she had chestnut brown hair in actuality) which was shaved on one side. The longer side had neon green covering most of it. She woke a light yellow t-shirt, a black shirt with a skull on it, a blue jean skirt, ripped gray tights, and red high tops.
"Courtney, dude."
"I don't like surprises." Courtney said, clenching her fist.
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, sweetheart, she also told me to give her a holler any time and have you return to juvie." Blaineley said
Courtney sniffs and sighs "Okay, then. Meet you at the campfire, handsome." she says to Alejandro
"Not in a million years. I'm calling my parents; you cannot make me stay here." Alejandro complained walking away
Blaineley holds up Alejandro's contract.
A horn honks. Lindsay is water-skiing
"Ladies and gentlemen, Lindsay!" Blaineley introduced her
Lindsay was a white girl with blue eyes. She had long blonde hair running down her back. She was wearing a red tracksuit jacket (it was open to show her white shirt) and red daisy dukes shorts. She was wearing a red sweatband around her head, white tube socks going up her thighs and light-yellow converses.
Lindsay takes one of her hands off the handle to wave, but slips and flies over the contestants, and she bumps into the luggage.
Justin, Eva and Trent groan with sympathy for the poor girl "Ooh!"
A luggage flips and splashes into the water which gets all over Alejandro.
"Uhh, my clothes!" Alejandro said soaked from head to toes
"Wicked wipeout, girl!" Blaineley complimented her
Lindsay's hand comes out of the luggage and gives a thumbs up to Blaineley. Eva and Emma also give a thumbs up, Trent crosses his arms.
Blaineley giggles quietly until Leshawna, holding a keyboard, stammers out a "Uhh, hi?"
Leshawna was a dark-skinned curvy girl. She had straight dark brown hair held by a pink headband, a blue shirt with a burger on it with neon green sleeves, dark blue cargo shorts, and blue flats. She had a mole by her right cheek.
"Welcome to camp, Leshawna." Blaineley introduces her
Leshawna started to look around the camp.
"What's she looking at?" Justin asked curious
"So, you mean this show is at a gross summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Leshawna asked, expecting some more grander.
"Pretty much." Blaineley confirmed
Leshawna lets out a breath "Okay, I think I can handle that..."
Blaineley shakes her head at the girl.
Leshawna stands beside Geoff and Trent.
"Contestant number nine is Gwen."
Gwen was a pale girl. She had black hair styled in a bob with a small ponytail. She had light green eye shadow and lipstick. She has a light green shirt with a black handprint and darker green camo print sleeves, a black mini-skirt, gray tights and green loafers.
"Hey, good to meet you, girl, saw you on that figure skating show, nice work, girl." Gwen greets
"Hey, thanks, hun, I knew I was amazing on that show!" Blaineley bragged
"I saw that, one of the girls dropped her partner on his head, though they got immunity that week." Justin recaps
"Lucky, I hope I get dropped on my head." Leshawna said sorrowfully
"Me too!" Tyler agree, not really having any idea what they were talking about.
"So, this is it?" Gwen asked
All the contestants stare at her blankly. Alejandro squishes his hair; Leshawna starts to scratch at her stomach.
"All right then." Gwen said hesitantly.
Leshawna continues scratches at her stomach, Gwen gave a friendly smile at Trent, he initially looks away indifferently but once Gwen looks away from him, Trent smiles at her.
Noah arrives with his surfboard.
Noah has brown skin. He had brown shaggy hair that went to his neck, a blue sweatshirt with a hoodie and a white shirt could be seen under it, gray shorts, and brown high tops.
"Hey, what's up?" Noah greeted
"Our surf dude, Noah is here". Blaineley said smiling
Courtney scoffs "Nice board, this ain't Malibu, Ken".
"Well, I thought we were going to be on the beach." Noah said defensively
Blaineley assured "We are."
She jesters to a beach covered with litter. A seagull with plastic on his neck gets waved by the waves.
"Great.." Noah says hesitantly
"All right, that makes-" Noah bumps Blaineley with his surfboard.
"Ow! Darn it, that hurts!" she hissed in pain
"Hey, guys." he greeted
"Hey, I'm Emma." Emma introduced herself flirtatiously
She switches to Noah's right.
Noah almost knocks the boys while the girls duck down trying to avoid getting hit "What's up?"
"Dang, watch the board, string bean" Leshawna warns him
"Hi, I'm Justin." Justin runs up to him excited for a potential new friend.
Once again she almost knocks the boy while the girls duck down trying to avoid getting hit "Hey."
"Okay, we've met Surfer Boy, can we get on the show, please?" Alejandro said, finally finished squeezing his hair out.
"Someone missed their protein shake this morning." Courtney teases
Leshawna nods in agreement.
Alejandro rolls his eyes annoyed.
Bridgette arrives.
Bridgette was a white girl with blonde spiky hair running down her shoulders. She had hazel-green eyes. She was wearing a red sweater with blue short sleeves, under it was white shirt with longer sleeves, green cargo shorts, white socks, and navy green, orange, and black converses.
Blaineley, still reeling from getting hit in the head with a surfboard, introduces the next contestant "Our next camper is Bridgette."
"You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?" Bridgette asks in monotone.
"Sure, someone did." Blaineley nods confidently
"Good, is this where we're staying?" Bridgette gesturing to everything.
Courtney cracks her knuckles and joked "It's your daddy's house and we're throwing a party."
"Cute, nice piercings, original, do them yourself?" Bridgette asked sarcastically
Courtney grabs Bridgette's lips and pulls out a needle "Yeah, you want one?"
"Uh, no thanks, can I have my lips back please?" Bridgette asked unfazed. Courtney lets go of Bridgette's lips "Thanks."
Harold arrives while waving.
Harold was a white boy with red hair, green shades, a tan shirt with a single peach on it with pink sleeves, blue jeans, and brown high tops. He had hoop earrings in his ears.
"What's up, everybody, Harold's in the house."
Leshawna gasps.
"Yo, baby, hey how you doing? How's it going?" He and Blaineley high five "Feel free to quit now, save yourself the trouble 'cause I came to win! Oh what's up, my girl?" He and Eva high five "Give me five!"
Leshawna hovers over the two and commented "Woah, I've never seen a guy like you in real life before."
"Excuse me?" Harold said, smirking in amusement
"You're act like a rapper wannabe" she puts a finger to her chin in thought "or was it a frat boy I was thinking about?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Harold yells at her taking Gwen and Trent aback "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET! I'LL SHOW YOU WANNABE, BABY!" Leshawna makes exaggerated movements and sounds against him while anime music is heard in the background, he moves towards her but Noah and Eva stop him "OH YEAH, YOU GOT MOVES SAKURA HARUNO? WELL, COME ON THEN!"
"All right, campers, settle down!" Blaineley said breaking up the fight
Harold calms down but give one last glare to Leshawna. Leshawna sheepishly smiles at him, not meaning any harm.
Two contestant show up. One dark skinned, the other white. One had black shaggy hair and the other had orange short hair. They both wore similar blue-purple outfits.
"Boys, Chet, Lorenzo, welcome to your new home for eight weeks."
The scene shows a crummy old cabin house where flies are heard buzzing.
"Oh my gosh, Chet, look, it's a summer camp!" Lorenzo said unfazed
"Okay, I always wanted to go to a summer camp. Yes!" Chet cheers and the boys grab their bags and run happily.
Blaineley looks unsure.
Anne Maria arrives.
She was light brown girl, who had huge dark brown hair going down her back. She had a turquoise toque hat on her head, a navy green sweat shirt, dark blue sweatpants and green ankle boots.
"Anne Maria! What's up, girl!" Blaineley said raising a hand for a high
Anne Maria looks upwards and points at the sky "I think I see a bird."
This gains a chuckle from Gwen.
Blaineley puts a hand on her shoulder "Okay, look, sweetie, I know you don't get out much, been homeschooled your whole life raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay."
Anne Maria and mock-salutes "Yes, ma'am."
Trent mutters "That's just...Wow."
Sierra arrives.
Sierra was a tall black girl. She had short purple (most likely dyed) haired that was in a small ponytail and had a beige headband. She had a long sleeved beige shirt with a single red and green stripe on it. She had blue jeans and navy green converse.
"Sierra, the sweet heart, the queen of the kingdom!" she and Sierra high five.
"Dude psyched to be here, I see guys have already arrived, all right." she says, strutting down the dock.
Tyler, Noah, and Harold smirked at her confidence. Truth be told, she was actually good looking but boy was she awkward.
Sierra tries to say something to Harold, but Harold pauses her.
"Save it, tall stuff." Harold says teasingly
Sierra smiles sheepishly and backs off.
A large foot steps onto the dock. It was DJ, he was a tall, muscular black man. He had a navy blue sweatshirt with ripped sleeves, Bandages were seen wrapped around his arms, navy blue shorts and matching high-tops.
"DJ. Nice, glad you could make it." Blaineley said, DJ just walks over
Sierra tries to high five with DJ, but DJ's bag drops on Sierra's foot. Everybody's smile fell at the gesture.
"Ow, what's in there, dumbbells?" Sierra asked, half joking half genuine, as she clutched her foot in pain.
"Yes." he answered honestly
"She's all yours, girl." Courtney muttered to Eva, who grimaced at her.
A curvy (slightly chubby) girl with white skin and orange curly hair in a ponytail came on next. She had green eyes, she had a green tanktop with a dark green leaf on her shirt with an 'I' on the back on it. She had green cargo shorts and light green high tops.
"Wooooooooooohooooooooooooo! Blaineley! What's happenin'?!" she laughs "This is awesome! Woooooohoooo!"
"Izzy! Welcome!" Blaineley said, kind of yelling too.
Izzy hugs and squishes Blaineley "Awesome to be here, man! Man, this is so..."
"Awesome?" Trent said, smirking at the sight.
"Yes! Awesome, woohoo! Are you going to be on my team?" Izzy asked happily
"I sure hope so." Trent replied sarcastically
"Woooooooo!" Izzy howled
"You about finished?" Blaineley asked, annoyed with her loudness.
Izzy puts Blaineley down "Sorry, Blaines, I'm just so psyched!"
"Cool, and here comes Duncan." she says
Duncan had white skin, he had blue eyes, and he had sleek black hair and a small soulpatch under his mouth. He sported a gray shirt with a white undershirt underneath and a black tie, green sleek pants and black loafers.
Duncan waves from the boat, once he appears, Blaineley grabs his hand and helps him onto the dock
"Thanks. Hi, you must be the other contestants, It's really nice to meet you all." Duncan said
Izzy shakes Duncan's hand vigorously "How's it going? I'm Izzy."
Duncan didn't seem to mind however "Nice to meet you... Izz...wow."
A short girl with white skin and dark brown eyes. She had brown hair with blonde highlights put into a messy bun. She had a navy green t-shirt, ripped blue jean skirt, and blue sandals. On her head were black sunglasses. Her hair was blowing in the wind.
Everyone reacted to her, even the other girls somewhat with Izzy even swooning with the other guys. Beth smiles at the audience which caused Chet to faint, while Lorenzo and even DJ swooned.
"This is Beth everyone. Welcome to Total Drama Island." she and Beth fist pump
"Thanks, Blaineley, this is great." Beth said
"Just so you know we picked you based entirely on looks." Blaineley said bluntly
"I can deal with that." she shrugs and walks to the dock.
"I like your skirt." Izzy complimented
"Thanks, sweetie." Beth simply said
"Cause they look like they're all worn out" she laughs "did you buy them like that?"
Everyone stares at Beth swooning.
"Uh, no, just had them for a while." Beth replied honestly
"Oh, cool." Izzy smacks her forehead "Stupid!"
Owen is on his boat. He was a big boy (but more with muscle than fat), he had spiky blonde hair, a blue bandana was wrapped around his head, a white sweatshirt with the Canadian leaf on it with ripped sleeves, blue jeans shorts, and yellow converse.
"Hey, everyone, Owen!" Blaineley said as the last boat arrived.
"Hi, Blaineley! Hi! Whoa!" he trips and hits her chin on the dock.
"Oooooh, that was bad." Lindsay chuckles at the sight.
Duncan runs to help Owen.
"Guys, he could be seriously hurt!" Despite his size, he was able to help Owen up.
Owen shakes his hair to dry it "That felt so... good" he stands up "except for hitting my chin. This is summer camp? This is so cool, do you have paper Mache? Are we having lunch soon?" he babbles
"That is a good call!" Izzy said at the last one
"First things first, we need a group photo for the promos, everyone on the end of the dock." The twenty-two contestants other walk there. Blaineley jumps onto the boat. "One, two, three..." a snap sound is heard "forgot the lens cap." she puts the lens cap on. "Okay, hold that pose. One, tw- Oh no, wait, cards full. Hang on."
Harold rolls his eyes "Come on, woman, my face is starting to freeze."
"Got it. Okay, everyone say "Wawanakwa!" she said finally
"Wawanakwa." they all say but suddenly, the dock collapses, the picture is taken, the picture shows the campers almost drowning and swimming for their lives.
"Okay, guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten." she said unfazed by what just happened.
The screen goes black. The episode continues where Chris and the campers are at the campfire pit "This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition and maybe even your friends, ya dig?" Leshawna smiles at Courtney. Courtney threatens Leshawna with her fist. "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"
"Excuse me? What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under him." Courtney asked jabbing a finger at Alejandro, much to his surprise.
"They're not co-ed, are they?" He asked, not that he was afraid or anything, he just had to know.
"Noooo. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."
"Excuse me, Mildred. Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the hottest?" Tyler asked
"Okay, you are. But that's not really how it works here and it's Blaineley." she explained before hissing out the last part, making Tyler shrink back.
"I have to live with Chet or, I'll die." Lorenzo said, clasping his hand with Chet's.
"And I'll break out in hives. It's true." Chet insisted
"This cannot be happening." Trent sighed, done with this whole experience.
"Awww come on guys! It'll be fun, it's like a big sleepover!" Izzy pulled him and Lindsay into a chokehold-hug.
"At least you don't have to sleep next to her." Lindsay whispered to Trent
Rock music plays, Courtney was roughly giving a noogie to a deer. Trent and Lindsay look at each other confused.
"Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Trent, Gwen, Alejandro, Sierra, Tyler, Justin, Lorenzo, Izzy, Harold, Beth, and Bridgette. From this moment on, you are officially known as" Blaineley throws a tarp showing a gopher screaming like in a boxing match "the Screaming Gophers!
"Yeah! I'm a gopher! Woooo!" Izzy cheered
"Wait! What about Chet?" Lorenzo asks anxiously
"The rest of you over here. Emma, Noah, Eva, Lindsay, Chet, Owen, Duncan, Anne Maria, Courtney, DJ, and Leshawna. Move, move, move!"
"But Lorenzo's a gopher! I have to be a gopher!" Chet whined
"Chet, is it? Come on, it'll be okay." Duncan said, kindly taking him over to the others.
"This is so unfair! I miss you, dude!" Chet complied but not without yelling
"I miss you too!" Lorenzo yelled back voice cracking
"You guys will officially be known as" she throw a tarp showing an angry bass to Leshawna "the Killer Bass!"
"Weird! But it's kind of charming I'll admit." Leshawna said
"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."
Confessional:
"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest." Blaineley explained
Static buzzing.
"Um, okay... So far this sucks." Trent said dryly
[Static buzzing.]
Tyler was in the confessional, but he was facing the other way "Um, I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?"
[Static buzzing, a duck is wearing lipstick in the confessional, he quacks. Static buzzing]
"Hey everyone. This is so cool! I've always wanted to go to summer camp! Can you imagine if this show took place on a plane? I would freak!" Izzy rambles before she starts laughing.
[Static buzzing.]
"All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west." Blaineley instructs
Opening the door to the cabin, Alejandro found the room was full of bunk beds.
"Bunk Beds? Isn't that a little summer camp?" Alejandro complained, holding his bags.
"That's the idea, genius." Trent said, bumping him with his own bags as he walked past.
"Shut it, weird emo boy." Alejandro insulted
Sierra walked inside
"You're so smart, I feel that." Sierra complimented Trent
"Shouldn't you be on the girl's side?" Trent asked her, Sierra smiled sheepishly.
Trent picked up Sierra and plopped her outside the boy's cabin, he slammed the door in her face.
"Maybe next time, sweetheart" Harold said comfortingly before opening the door and entering himself
Gwen walked over next "Come on! Let's go to our side"
Sierra gave a small smile and followed Gwen to their cabin.
"Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my blow-dryer." Tyler asked
"There are some in the communal bathrooms. Just across the way." Blaineley said, gesturing to the dirty shack.
"Communal bathrooms? Oh but I'm not Catholic." Tyler pointed out
"Not Communion, Communal." Blaineley clarified
"It means we shower together, idiot." Trent said, muttering the last part to himself
Tyler starts to complains. Trent covers his ears, the commotion brings out Izzy, Gwen and Bridgette.
"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just girls. Know what I mean?" she giggles
Gwen smiles knowingly but Bridgette gives Izzy a look while crickets chirp in the background. "I mean no! I didn't mean it like that! I love dudes. " she laughs again while Bridgette goes back inside "I just don't wanna sleep near them. I mean.." Gwen shook her head at her before going back in herself.
"Excuse me, Blaines? Is there, uh, a chaperone of any kind in this facility here?" Emma asked mischievously
"You're all 18 years old, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So other than myself. You'll be unsupervised. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge, starting now." Blaineley explained
"Nice!" Emma cheers
Tyler is heard screaming attracting the others.
"Oh man, that pretty boy can scream." Harold commented
"What is it? Kill it, kill it!" Tyler insisted, scared for life as a cockroach skittered around.
Eva gasped in fright before launching herself on Trent's bed and huddling herself under the covers frightened.
"It's literally the first day." Trent said to Harold
Leshawna tried to step on it, but missed. The cockroach skittered to Alejandro, but he dodged and hid up the upper bunk with Justin.
Harold joined in with Leshawna, trying to kill the cursed bug. Tyler had escaped onto the bed with Eva, still scared of the cockroach.
It skittered to the door until it saw Courtney with an axe that she promptly raises.
"Help me." the cockroach says before it was chopped in half.
"Well, that's one way to kill a cockroach." Trent said
"Awesome." Leshawna said
Tyler looked downcast, he looked so weak being scared of a measly cockroach.
"Hey, It's okay if you were scared, cockroaches are dangerous and just super gross, so it's fine" Lindsay assured him "So if ever see one of those again, just let me know, 'kay? Cause, you know, I could totally smash them that easily too."
Lindsay and Tyler smile at each other.
Courtney mutters to herself "Well, it could've been worst. She could've been a cheerleader."
Scene cuts to the campers inside the cafeteria where the cook named Chef Hatchet is serving lunch to the campers.
"Listen up! I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!" Chef Hatchet explained
"Excuse me, but will we be getting all the major food groups?" Justin asked
"Yeah, cause I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar." Leshawna pointed out causing Chef's eye to twitch.
"You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up!" he yelled at her, causing her to flee
"Have a cow." Izzy muttered to Bridgette
"What was that?!" the smiles on their faces faded "Come closer, fat girl! I didn't hear you!"
"Oh, I didn't really say anything important." Izzy lied, grabbing her tray and walking away.
"I'm sure you didn't! You! Scrawny kid, give me your plate." Chef said, referring to Bridgette.
He scooped more 'meat' onto her plate, the first time it clung back onto the scooper, the next time it fell on the bun.
"Yo, what's up my guy?" Harold greeted, trying to make small talk
DJ blinks at him and leaves.
"Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?" Harold said offended
"Next!" Chef yells
"Excuse me my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like dairy." Tyler said
Chef crunches a fly.
"I don't think that's gonna be a problem." Trent told him at his 'food' which squirmed.
"Cool." Tyler says and leaves
"Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved." Trent said
Chef slams down a hammer on it.
"Right! Okay, then." Trent nervously smiled and walked away, not wanting to deal with him anymore.
Something is seen slithering.
"Welcome to the Main Lodge!" Blaineley said
Yo, my girl. Can we order a pizza?" Emma asked but dodged a cleaver threw at her "Whoa! Its' cool G! Brown slop is cool!" she laughs nervously to Chef holding a large knife "Right guys?"
Campers nod in agreement.
"Your first challenge begins, in one hour!" Blaineley explained
"What do you think they'll make us do!" Lorenzo asked Eva worried
"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" Eva asked
Cue the scene shows the campers on a huge cliff, looking nervous.
"Oh sh**!" Eva cursed
"Next time on Total Drama Island. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake."
Confessional
"I'm looking at this girl and thinking, there's no way she's gonna make it." Emma said, worried for the big girl.
[Static buzzing.]
"I actually thought if she jumps this. She's gonna die." Trent admitted
[Static buzzing.]
Izzy is shown on the cliff in her swimsuit "I'm going to die now. I'm going to freakin' die now." Cue the scary sharks and the shot of Izzy screaming and the scared faces of Emma, Noah and even DJ.
Here's my take of a Swap AU of Total Drama. Some will stay the same, some will be different. Some are fusion of both personalities. Also, please tell me if I made Harold too urban. It was easier with DJ (Eva'll come off more of a valley girl here), but it's a lot more prominent with Leshawna, so please tell me. Also, Leshawna is more a shy but smart weeb than an unintentional insufferable genius in this AU.
Alejandro - The Jerk
Anne Maria - The Home-Schooled Girl
Beth - The Eye Candy
Bridgette - The Lazy Genius
Courtney - The Delinquent
Chet - The Nice Guy's Friend
DJ - The Bully
Duncan - The Type - A
Emma - The Funnest Girl Around
Eva - The Tough Girl With A Heart
Gwen - The Cool Girl
Harold - The Man With A Plan
Izzy - The Optimist
Justin - The Wannabe
Leshawna - The Weeaboo
Lindsay - The Female Jock
Lorenzo - The Nice Guy
Noah - The Surfer Dude
Owen - The Psycho Hose-Beast
Sierra - The Socially Awkward Girl
Trent - The Loner
Tyler - The Pretty Boy