"Last time on Total Drama Island, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend right weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers." Blaineley recapped
"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" Eva said to Lorenzo, unaware of what she was foreshadowing and the camera cuts to the huge cliff.
"I did not sign up for this." Trent said in the background.
(Theme song)
Back on the cliff, all the campers (in their swimwear) were baffled at what they were told to do.
"Today's challenge is threefold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake." Blaineley instructed
"Piece of cake" Noah said to Lindsay, but turned back to listen Blaineley.
"If you look down, you will see two target areas. the wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with, psychotic man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark-free." Blaineley pointed out
"I beg your pardon?" Harold said in response to the 'pretty sure' of the explanation.
"For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives. There will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Camera pans to reveal several supplies of boxes appear. "Inside each create are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge: building a hot tub! The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first".
Noah looked over the ledge at the long way down "Oh wow, so you wants to go first?"
Crickets chirps and no ones from either team responds to Noah's question.
Izzy decided to try and lighten the mood by suggesting "Aw come on guys, these shows always make the interns do the stunts first to make sure there survivable."
[A flashback shows Blaineley and Chef on the cliff, Chef is in his bathing suit, he wears an inner tube.]
"We need to test the stunts first, you know that." Blaineley said
"Do I look like an intern?" Chef asks her
"Well-no, but the ones we had are all in the hospital, come on, just jump it you big chicken." She imitates a chicken bawking "Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk."
Chef puts on his goggles "I don't get paid enough for this man." he jumps and screams and lands in the water, in the unsafe zone. "Hey, I made it, I made it, man!"
Suddenly, something approaches Chef's legs "Someone just brushed my foot!" A shark circles around Chef "Hey, Blaineley. Someone right down here!" he lands in the water, he screams and runs away from the sharks.
Blaineley ignores her partner's predicament and signs a clipboard "Well, that seems safe enough"
[Flashback ends]
"So, Who's Up?" DJ asked
"Uh...Ladies' first?" Duncan said nervously
Courtney smirked "Well I don't about you, but I think I need a big strong man to demonstrate" she purred, making Duncan flustered.
"Fine I'll go." Noah said " it's no big deal. Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks." and he flings himself off the cliff.
He lands in the safe zone, he happily resurfaces and waves. A boat approaches him.
DJ, Emma, and Lindsay looked down at him. "He did it, yeah, I'm next." Lindsay takes a running start before jumping "Yipee!"
A loud thud and a groan of pain from Lindsay could be heard. Noah winced in sympathy for the poor girl.
Lindsay had fallen into the safe zone but she fell directly onto the buoy. She groans in pain again before sinking the water.
After that, other people had joined them.
"Woohoo!" Emma cheered as she jumped.
"Look out below!" DJ yelled
Courtney just folds her arms and frowns emotionlessly as she falls.
"No! No way man!" Eva yelled in protest "I'm so not jumping"
"Scared of heights?" Blaineley guesses
"Ever since I was little" Eva admitted
"That's okay, big girl." She walks up to DJ "Unfortunately, that makes you a chicken! So you'll have to wear this for the rest of day." She places a chicken hat on Eva's head.
"Aw man! Are you kidding me?!" Eva complained
"Bawk, bawk, bawk! That means the chicken path is that-a-way." Blaineley jabbed a finger to an escalator, which Eva sadly walks to.
Anna Maria goes next "Yeehaw!" she giggles giddily before she hits a ledge and goes rolling. Thankfully, she still makes it into the safe zone. Everyone (save for DJ) cheers for her.
Anne Maria gives a thumbs up to everyone.
Seeing how well received Anne Maria's jump was gave Leshawna the confidence to jump next "Aw right, Shawnie. You can do this" she mutters to herself
She jumps in some sort of split and ends up into the safe zone with a splash.
The others clap for her, even DJ looked briefly amused. The sharks clap for her as well.
Confessional
Leshawna is seen smiling "I jumped into water that wasn't my local pool and I didn't die" she giggles and then takes out a notepad and pencil out of nowhere "I can finally start crossing things off my bucket list" and starts to scratch something off.
[Static buzzing.]
"Oh~ that's definitely going into our future 'Greatest Moments' CDs" Blaineley said amused
"Excuse me, Blaineley, I have a medical condition." Duncan said
"And that would be?" Blaineley said confused
"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs." Duncan elaborated
"You can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win, and then they'll hate you." Blaineley pointed out
"It's a calculated risk. I've seen the other team and I don't think nine of them will jump." Duncan said, staring at the Gopher
The Screaming Gophers look at him. Not sure how to feel about that comment. On one side, he was insulting them. On the other, it was a 100 ft cliff they had to jump off of..and survive!
"Alright" She puts a chicken hat on Duncan "here is your chicken hat. So, let's tally up the results. Hold on, that's eight jumpers and two chickens. We're missing one."
All that was left of the Killer Bass was Chet, Lorenzo and Owen.
"I'm not jumping without Lorenzo!" Chet protested
"We have to be on the same team, Blaineley!" Lorenzo yelled
They both got way too close for comfort "Please! Can we, please? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?"
"I'll switch places with him." Owen offered
"All right, fine! You're both on the Killer Bass now, Owen, you're on the Screaming Gophers." Blaineley said, just wanting this whole mess to be over with.
"Yes!" They both cheer while Owen shrugs and goes to the Screaming Gophers' team.
"That means you're up, boys!" Blaineley said
Lorenzo and Chet run up to the cliff and jump together "We're coming, Killer Bass!" They both end up the safe zone.
"Okay, so that's nine jumpers and two chickens, Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on." Blaineley offered
"Nice, okay, guys, who's up first?" Gwen asked intrigued now.
The Screaming Gophers were still unsure who should jump first.
"Lo siento my team" Alejandro apologized "but there's no way I'm doing this."
"Why not" Justin asked
"Um, National TV. If one thing goes wrong to this" he points to his body and makes a disappearing gesture with his hand "It's over for me"
"You're kidding, right?" Trent asked, annoyed. He wasn't thrilled about this either but that was an awful reason to not jump.
"If he's not doing it, I'm not doing it." Alejandro and Tyler smile at each other.
"Oh, you're doing it!" Harold intervened upset
"Says who? Alejandro asks
"Says me, I'm not losing this challenge cuz just you're scared, you spoiled little mommy's boy!" Harold insulted
Tyler backs away from the fight. Beth and Gwen look shocked while Bridgette is enjoying this.
"Back off, washed up frat too baggy pants wearing rap star wannabe!" Alejandro insulted back.
Justin, Trent and Izzy look shocked as well.
Harold continues "Jerky manbun-wearing playboy readin', peaking in high school douchebag!"
"Well, at least I get girls." Alejandro smirked
Trent looks taken aback by the arguement, Bridgette continues to enjoy the argument, Sierra also looks shocked, and Beth looks herself at the mirror and smiles.
"You're jumping!" Harold yelled
"Make me!" Alejandro said, getting in his face.
Harold literally forces Alejandro to jump, he lifts him and drops him. Alejandro screams, he thankfully lands in the safe zone, he spits out some water.
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"Woah" Tyler said in awe "I don't know what his routine is like but I want in!"
Static buzzing.
"Harold, you're so dead!" Alejandro angrily yells back up the cliff side.
"Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" he yelled back down at the water "I just hope I can hit it too." He said to himself.
He jumps and screams. He lands next to Alejandro and smiles at him.
"I thought this was going to be a talent contest." Tyler admitted afraid
Blaineley starts to laugh at him "Yeah." she laughed again before stopping and look at him with a serious expression "No."
Whether he was pushed or flung himself off was unclear as we just saw him falling.
This was followed by Trent who was screaming and holding himself in the fetal position.
Sierra followed him, she was shown flailing her limbs about.
Owen was next, however instead of fear, he whooped and hollered in excitement as he fell.
Beth instead dived and stayed in complete silence, smiling even.
However, she fell outside the safe zone. Trent, Sierra, and Harold yelled at her to get out before the sharks got her.
Two sharks approach Beth, the sharks are about to eat her, but they stop, Justin's theme plays again, and the two sharks fall in love with Beth's looks. Alejandro and Tyler watch in confusion and awe as a fall-in-loved shark carries Beth to shore.
Back on the cliff, Justin looked over the ledge "I. I can't do it. I'm too scared." he admits, ashamed of himself.
Blaineley pulled out a chicken hat for Justin.
"I'm sorry!" he yells at his team.
Sierra and Harold's response was to imitate chickens bawking while Trent stared at them, weirded out by their antics.
Alejandro and Tyler stared up at Justin.
"Aw come on, man!" Tyler groaned, disappointed in him.
"I know! What a cobarde!" Alejandro complained
Justin sadly walked to the excavator while Izzy watched him.
Gwen walk to Izzy and high fives her "Let's do this", went off running off-screen with a "Yeahhh..." and landed in the safe zone, throwing her arm up in victory as she did so.
"Okay, campers, there's only one person left, you guys need this job for the win, no pressure, babe". Blaineley said through a microphone.
Izzy smiles in relief.
"Okay, there's pressure." Blaineley adds and Izzy's smile falls.
The Screaming Gophers cheer for Izzy.
Alejandro could be heard saying "Just do it, jump, jump, do it, Owen, do it!"
Izzy puts her inflatables on both of her arms and takes a breath.
"I was pretty darn nervous." Izzy said in voiceover.
Confessional:
[Static buzzing]
Izzy was in her normal clothes. "Ya see, I really do loovve~ swimming, I'm also not that strong a swimmer."
[Static buzzing]
"I'm looking at this girl and thinking, there's no way she's gonna make it." Emma said, worried for the big girl.
[Static buzzing.]
"I actually thought if she jumps this. She's gonna die." Trent admitted
[Static buzzing.]
"Take a good run at it, sweetie, you can do this." Blaineley said encouragingly
"I'm going too die now, I'm going to frickin' die now." Izzy said to herself.
The Screaming Gophers look up in anticipation. Izzy clenched her fist in determination.
The Killer Bass watch Izzy.
Izzy gains a brave expression.
Gwen and Bridgette (who jumped offscreen) stared at cliff, wondering if the big girl was going to do it.
"Come on, big girl." Harold said anxiously
Izzy runs to the cliff and lets out a war cry. She jumps then screams.
"Huh, she actually did it" Blaineley commented as she stared down at her.
Bridgette and Gwen smile at first, they stop when Izzy comes closer to their height. Izzy finally hits the water and makes a big splash. The teams are wet and sprawled out on the shore because of it. There's even a shark buried in the sand and another in a tree!
However, it revealed Izzy was in fact in the safe zone "Yes! Yeah! Oh yeah, who's the best?!" Izzy cheered happily.
Justin cheered for her "Woohoo!"
"Yes!" Harold punched the air triumphantly.
"The winner is, the Screaming Gophers." Blaineley announced into her megaphone
"That's awesome, girl!" she said but stopped when she noticed Izzy looking around "What's wrong?"
"I think I lost my bathing suit." Izzy said
Most of the campers are disgusted, while others (Sierra and Bridgette) helped look her bikini bottom to spare poor Izzy the embarassment.
[The scene cuts to the Screaming Gophers happily singing and walking with their crates.]
"Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall, forty-nine bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall." they happily sung.
In contrast, the Killer Bass are having trouble pulling their crates.
Courtney kicks her crate along. Eva lifts her crate over. Duncan pushes the crate, but stops "Ow. I think I just got a splinter."
Dj approaches him and easily lifts the crates.
"Shut up and pick your crate." He drops the crate in the sand "Chicken."
"Hey, I'm the only the CIT camping experience here, you need me." Duncan insists
DJ and Eva look stare at him. They look at each other unimpressed with the Type-A.
The Screaming Gopher were still singing.
Thirty-two bottle of pop on the wall,
Tyler cutely stops, picks up a conch shell and puts it to his ear.
thirty-two bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall
He amusingly listens to it before running towards his teammates, shell in hand.
Lindsay is lifting a crate and drops it.
"Uh, excuse I have to go...powder my nose." she said walking away.
"Hurry up, we're already behind." DJ said to her as she passed him.
"Oh, I have to go, too." Lorenzo said
"You do? Bro, me too." Chet said and the two smiled.
Lorenzo and Chet follow Lindsay but when they come to their destination, they go left from her.
A bug buzzes around Duncan, particularly around the eye area. He smacks it and winced in pain.
"Ow, I think something just bit me." he said, pointing to his left eye.
Screaming Gophers were still singing though the song was coming to a close "-just happen to fall. Zero bottles of pop on the wall."
"Hey look, there's the campgrounds." Justin yelled out
"That was pretty easy." Izzy said smiling
"Woah, talk about surprising." Sierra nodded, putting her hands on her hips.
Lorenzo and Chet arrive back, DJ was tapping his foot.
"All better?" he asked the two sarcastically
"Yep." Lorenzo confirmed
"Can we go now? I think my eye is swelling up." Duncan commented, while you couldn't see all of it because of his hand, the area around it was growing rather pink.
They go back to push their crates.
"Ooh, something is itching me. Are you itching too?" Chet asked his best bud.
"Totally itchy, really bad." Lorenzo agreed.
The Screaming Gophers are at the campgrounds, but they're pulling the crates out with their teeth.
"Remember, guys, you can only use your teeth to open the crate. I came up with that one." Blaineley said
Owen pulls the crate with his teeth.
"Hey, I think I got it open." Owen said, mouth still claimed by the rope and opens the crate. It was a bunch of supplies. "Ow, ow, ow, rope burn on my tongue!" Owen said in pain, showing a mark on his tongue.
Back to the Killer Bass
"D'ooh, it's really itching now." Chet whined
"Mine feels like it's burning." Lorenzo added
"Okay, I have to scratch." Chet said
They both scratch
Blaineley arrived on a motorcycle "You guys are way behind the other team, like way behind. What's the problem?"
"Their butts are itchy." Duncan said offscreen
The camera cuts to Duncan, whose eye was terribly swollen and pulsing.
"Ah, oh my goodness, that's bad." Blaineley said in disgust
Lorenzo and Chet continues to scratch their behinds.
"Uh hey you guys squat down when you peed on the woods?" Noah asked, raising an eyebrows.
"Yeah." Lorenzo said
"Did you happen to notice what kind of plants you were squatting over?" Noah asked
"They were kind of oval-shaped and green all over the place." Chet answered best he could.
"Were they low to the ground about this big?" Noah asked, making a shape with his heads.
Lorenzo and Chet nod their heads.
Noah winced "Oh...There's no easy way to say this, you guys squatted on poison ivy."
Lorenzo and Chet look shocked, and became to jump up and down in despair.
"What do we do?" Chet screamed
"Oh no!" Lorenzo cried
Blaineley laughs at the boys' misfortune "No way, that's hilarious!" she laughs again
Lorenzo and Chet drag their bottoms on the sand to get rid of the burning, but it doesn't work.
"Somebody help us!"
[Scene cuts to the Gophers looking through their supplies in their carts.]
"Yay, check it out, I got wood." Izzy yelled, taking the wood out
"I've got some tools here, what looks like a pool liner?" Gwen added happily
Alejandro and Tyler approach to Harold.
"I just wanted to say I didn't mean that about you being a washed up frat boy and I love your shades, they look awesome." Alejandro complimented
"Really? Well, I'm sorry about pushing you over the cliff and all" Harold said happily
"No worries. I needed a push. Truce?" Alejandro pulls out a hand.
"Yeah, yeah, you got it." Harold instead pulls out a fist and the two fist bump and the two boys leave.
"Did you mean all that stuff you said to Horace back there?" Tyler asks curious
"Harold?" Alejandro scoffs "No, he's going down and P.S. Those are the ugliest shades I've seen in my life."
"Oh." Tyler followed him and asked "So if you hate him, why are you being so nice to him?"
"You ever seen one of these shows? Keep your friends close. and your enemies closer." Alejandro recited.
"Oh. I'm your friend, right?" Tyler asked him
"Oh yeah, for now." Alejandro said, though the 'for now' part made his smile waver.
The Gophers are building a hot tub, the Killer Bass arrives, they're missing some of them.
Leshawna heaves a sigh of relief "Finally."
"Hey, what's up, guys?" Gwen greeted
Harold appeared from inside the crate, surprising Owen and Gwen and asked "Hey, aren't you missing a couple of people?"
Duncan, Anne Maria and Leshawna look around, they don't know where the rest of their team is. Meanwhile, Lorenzo and Chet are in the water, sighing in relief that their bottoms aren't itching anymore.
A couple of bubbles pop up near Chet, causing Lorenzo to look at him.
"Oops" he said
"They're getting a drink" Duncan said, feeling tired and annoyed.
"Yeah, if they drink with their butts" Leshawna whispered to Anne Maria.
Anne Maria liked to think she was better to think toilet humor was funny, she was solely mistaken as she chuckled at Lashawna's joke.
Harold's eyes widen as he looked at the swollen mess that Duncan's eye. Duncan promptly covers it with his hand.
"Oh..What happened to your eye man?!" he asked in concern
"Nothing just an allergy" Duncan denied
"I think it's gett'n' worse" Anne Maria said
"Quiet! We don't want them to know that!" he whispered harshly at them
Emma hopped on top of a crate and began to make a speech "Okay guys, it's not too late! We can do this!"
It didn't work, Leshawna was fast asleep, Duncan was being downcast and Anne Maria was scratching her head, causing a trail of dandruff to leak out.
"Uh?" Duncan said confused, gaining the home-schooled girl's attention.
"What?" Anne Maria asked
"You might wanna get that checked out" Noah commented
"Oh, yeah" Anne Maria said, and wiped the residual on her pants.
"Okay, look, guys. We have a hot tub to complete and we need a project manager, since I've actually been a CIT before, I'm electing myself." Duncan said, Leshawna was woken up the loud noise.
The Killer Bass are bored.
"Any objections?" Duncan asked
"Where do we begin, cyclops?" Courtney asked jokingly
"Open the crates." he instructed and turned to Noah "Noah, go find those itchy boys. We need the help we can get."
Justin and Beth were fixing the hot tub, it was pretty well made.
Leshawna and Emma try fixing their hot tub, but it's not build properly, and it breaks.
Alejandro gives Gwen a hammer, and Gwen fixes a nail.
Courtney and Lindsay fight for the hammer, they both don't let go until Courtney falls over and it goes flying.
Noah isn't paying attention but he ducks and gets the wood, the hammer hits Leshawna in the stomach. Noah, who doesn't pay attention hits Leshawna and knocks her down.
"Turkey..." Leshawna muttered in pain
Noah finally noticed Leshawna on the ground "Did-did I do that?"
Bridgette pours in the water and passes on to Sierra, Sierra passes it to Beth, Beth passes it to Trent, and Trent pours out the water.
A leak comes out from the Killer Bass' unproperly built hot tub. Courtney tapes the leak. Both hot tubs are finished.
Chris tests the Screaming Gophers' hot tub, the scene goes to the Screaming Gophers.
"This is an awesome hot tub." Blaineley said
The Screaming Gophers cheer.
Izzy comes out of the hot tub, this time being in a one piece variation of her swimsuit as to not lose it again.
"Yes!" she cheers
Blaineley looks at the Bass's hot tub, a seagull is on their hot tub, the Bass gasps, Blaineley taps the hot tub, but a leak comes out of the hot tub and splashes her in the face. The Killer Bass' hot tub collapses.
"Well, I think we have a winner here. The Screaming Gophers."
The Screaming Gophers cheer and the Killer Bass are disappointed.
"Gophers, you are safe from elimination, and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus!" she yells that to the camera
The Gophers cheer even more.
"Killer Bass, what can I say, sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts the bonfire tonight." Blaineley said
"We won! We all get to stay in for another three days!" Tyler shouted.
Justin, Alejandro and Tyler cheer, until Izzy interrupted, still in her swimsuit.
"Woohoo! Haha! We get to stay-ay, we get to stay-ay, we are so awesome!" she sings and starts to dance. She hugs Alejandro and Tyler. Alejandro was weirded out by the hug but Tyler didn't seem to mind. Justin just started confused at them "We won the contest~".
The scene goes to the teams in the mess hall.
"So, uh, what do we do now?" Lorenzo asked
"We have to figure out who we're gonna vote off." Duncan said
"Wow, I think it should be princey or the miss Beverly Hills here." Duncan said, gesturing both her fingers to Duncan and Eva.
"What? Why?" Duncan asked appalled
"Well, because unless I'm mistaken, you two are the only ones here wearing chicken hats" the two looked at the sad, pathetic chicken hats on their heads "and if we ever have to lift the truck. I like our odds with the big girl". Eva smiled
"You guys need me, I'm the only o-"
He was cut off by an annoyed Noah "We know, you used to be a real CIT, so who would you pick?"
Duncan looks around.
"What about, her?" he franticly points to Lindsay, who raises an eyebrow at him.
Tyler stood up in protest "No!" he causes most of his teammates to look at him "I mean no salt, there's no salt on the table, bummer." he sits back down.
"Hey, at least she jumped off the cliff, chicken wing." Courtney defended the blonde.
"Quiet you!" he yelled at her
Emma popped in between them to stop the fighting. "Okay, let's just chill out, this is getting way to heavy."
"I've had enough of prison food for one day, I'm gonna go have a nap". Courtney gets up and leaves.
"You can't do that, we didn't decide who is going yet." Duncan said feebly
"Well, I just don't get why we lost, there are the ones that have six girls." Chet said
Sierra, Leshawna, and Bridgette look shocked what Chet said.
"Dude..." Lorenzo said warningly
But it was too late. Anne Maria and Eva already were seeing red.
"What's that supposed to mean." Anne Maria said threateningly
"Yeah, Jerkwad." Eva bangs on the table "Enlighten us!"
Chet continued as if nothing was wrong "Well, girls are much stronger and better at sports then boys, are."
Lorenzo, Bridgette, and Noah back up away from Sierra and Leshawna, who are stunned.
"Oh snap, she did not just say that!" Emma said, her spirit finally seeming to break.
"My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh, and help them in case they can't keep up." Anne Maria and Eva look angry by this and Eva grabs Chet in a choke hold.
"Still need help keeping up?" Eva asked
"Uh, not really!" Chet said
"Okay, guys, let's give him a break. I mean, at least she doesn't think that boys are smarter than girls." Lorenzo said trying not to lose his best friend again. Eva decided to drop Chet.
"But they are." Chet said from the ground.
"Dude" Lorenzo whispered to him harshly. He was not helping his case right now.
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[Static buzzing]
"I don't like being violent" Eva's look suddenly turns harsh "Doesn't mean I won't if I need to!"
[Static buzzing]
Anne Maria sat down in the confessional "Guess Mom was right, men really are a cesspool of misogyny and outdated messages".
[Static buzzing]
The scene cuts to the elimination ceremony. All the female contestants glare smile at Chet. Courtney and Leshawna are even evilly smiling at him.
"Dude, do you have any idea how much you screwed up?" Lorenzo asked his best friend.
"Killer bass at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life." Blaineley explained dramatically
Emma clenched her fist matching the dramatically before tipping her sunhat and winking at Noah. She gained a snicker from him.
"You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back... Ever. The first marshmallow goes to... Emma. Lindsay."
"Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! Place at the table." Lindsay cheered
"Courtney." Courtney smirks and walks up to claim her marshmallow. "Noah, Eva. Leshawna."
Leshawna smiles, lets a breath of relief and goes to claim her prize.
"DJ."
"Lorenzo" he hesitantly joins the others.
"Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening."
Only Duncan and Chet were left.
There was a huge pause. Both Duncan and Chet was scared.
Blaineley raised her hand and teasingly switched between the two of them.
"Duncan" Blaineley said smiling
Duncan sighed and ran up. Blaineley put his marshmallow on a stick he had with him.
Chet looked downcast.
"Can't say I'm shocked. I heard about those comments you made. Not cool. Dock of Shame is that way, dude." Blaineley said
"No..NO!" Lorenzo screamed, falling to his knees.
"Lorenzo dude, don't cry. I was just slowing you down" Chet said trying to cheer his best friend up.
"But...but you're my best friend" Lorenzo whimpered
"I know but you're the smartest, awesomest, most coolest guy I've ever met, so maybe promise you'll win for me" Chet said
Lorenzo blinked tears "I-I promise". He gives him the biggest hug he can manage and then Chet walked down the dock.
Everyone else either looked weirded out (Duncan and Courtney), guilty (Anne Maria and Emma) or had tears in their eyes (Leshawna and Lindsay).
"Aw~ ain't that sweet? The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe for tonight." Blaineley said
The Boat of Losers arrive to pick up Chet. Lorenzo was outside the dock, waving as Chet got tinier and tinier.
[Static buzzing.]
"Yep, this camp pretty much still sucks. But now that I'm here I guess I might as well actually try to win." Trent shrugged
[Static buzzing.]
The Gophers were having a party with their wicked new hot tub.
"To the Screaming Gophers." Sierra toasted, holding up a juice box.
"To the Screaming Gophers." They all cheer and everyone puts their hands up.
"Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers!" Harold said, doing a little dance.
"Go Gophers!" Izzy and Bridgette joined in with him. "Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go! Go! Go Gophers! Go! Go!"
The Bass sullenly walk by the party, when suddenly Duncan notices a camera.
"Are you recording this?" he said in a scary cold tone "Good. They can enjoy their little party all they want, but I am gonna win this competition and no one is gonna stop me."
[The episode ends]
Chet's Audition Tape:
Chet grabs the camera and turns it toward him and Lorenzo. The two have boxing gloves on. Lorenzo playfully punches Chet and they laugh. Chet took a swing at Lorenzo intending it to be just as playful but ended up knocking him out. Chet seeing him passed out, looks left and right before turning off the camera.
Okay, that's the end of second (technically first) episode. So I decided to have Chet go instead because I think while misandrists do exist, I think Anne Maria would believe that only because of the environment she grew up in. Also I think having if the genders were swapped, it would give off bad implications. TD girls badmouth guys all the time and they're not punished for it. I choose Chet because every one else otherwise had some sort of plot armor (especially Duncan).
So that's the second chapter, I hope I get better at writing.
