Jordan: Coolio I couldn't help myself with this awesome Idea!
Kirby: Bu I though you first oneshot would be on the 31st and with a plot.
Jordan: Heh I lied. But I still have the other one going just a great idea!!
Kirby: More like lying idea.
Jordan: Shut you yap. Or I'll turn you into a COOKIE
Kirby: -eep-Scary.
Jordan: Oh it is and you'll see if you read
Jordan and Kirby cut!
"Because—OK, I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat— or enjoy warm, delicious cookie me, then... that's fine. That'll be then.
And this'll show why it's then…
31 horrible things that can happen to a cookie.
1. It can burn.
2. It can be stuck to the pain
3. The chips will be too short.
4. It's too hard.
5. It's too mushy
6. A dog eats it
7. No one eats it
8. Cockroaches rot it away.
9. It gets crushed.
10. Someone steps on it.
11. It's made too watery
12. Too salty.
13. it tastes just dang bad
14. It smells bad.
15. Its thrown away
16. It's drowned in milk
17. Someone throws it up
18. Ants cover it
19. It's used as a science experiment
20. The dough is eaten
21. No one bakes it
22. The dough is pass expiration date
23. The oven explodes, breaking the cookies.
24. The mix doesn't have enough water
25. There are WAY too many chips.
26. No one eats it, but eats the other cookies.
27. It can't finish baking
28. The pan is dirty making the cookies disgusting
29. Ice cream freezes it, when put on top.
30. The cookie breaks in two.
31. The cookie gets her heart broken.
Who never knew that being a cookie was so damn dangerous?
Jordan and Kirby cut!
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