A/N – Naruto's unhealthy starburst addiction :P. Inspired by my own little addiction.
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Unhealthy Starbursts Addiction
He sprinted through the halls of Konoha Academy, today was it. Today was the day he was finally going to get ramen from Iruka-sensei. He would not relent, no matter what. He would drag him to the shop if he had too. No, no, no, no, no, today he would NOT fall for the, "Once I'm done teaching
Naruto-kun."
The Wooden polished door gleaned brightly in the sunlight as it was battered open with a loud crash.
"IRUKA-SENSEI!! I WANT MY RAMEN TODAY! YOU PROMISED TO TREAT ME WEEKS AGO!" Iruka chuckled. Ah… so Naruto did come today… too bad I'm already ahead of him hehe.
Iruka quirked an eyebrow, "Naruto-kun, I was just about to get you while I had my lunch break."
"DON'T LIE TO ME!"
Iruka shrugged. "Well ok, I'll just go get some ramen by myself then…"
It worked. The word ramen seemed to stimulate Naruto somehow. "Hehe… I was just testing you Iruka, really! I want go eat ramen with you."
"Heh. Ok Class! Lunch break for an hour, don't be late!"
"HAI!!"
Ken, one of the academy students started laughing silently, and whispered to his classmate, "Ne, I feel bad for Naruto-kun."
"Haha, me too, come on let's get some lunch."
"Naruto, could you wait for a sec while I pack everything up?"
"Of course Iruka-sensei."
"Oh, while your waiting you might want to try one of these; they're really good." Naruto looked at it, then plopped it in his mouth, after all he ate anything that didn't smell bad. It didn't necessarily have to smell good.
"Oh wow, these are amazing! What's this called?"
"Starbursts." Hahahahaha, I've got you now Naruto-kun. Evil anime face
"OH MY GOD, THESE ARE TOO GOOD." Naruto ate another one, and another one, and another one. Soon the custard dish holding the juicy little fruit chews was empty. "NOOO! I HAVE TO HAVE MORE WTFBBQHAX0R0AZZ12"
"They sell them at the local convenient store, but if you go there, we won't have time to get ramen. I heard the lines are really long there."
"Ugh… but… Ramen… Starbursts… Ramen… Starbursts… Ramen… Starbursts… Ramen… Starbursts… Ramen… Starbursts… Ramen… Starbursts… OH FORGET IT I NEED MY STARBURTS! Taijuu! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! Guys, split out and get every single bag of starbursts in Konoha!"
"HAI!" Naruto himself (original one) jumped out the window and jumped through the trees, soon just a blurry dot.
"Ahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I didn't know I would get him this bad, ahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA." Kakashi walked in.
"Um… Iruka…?"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
With Naruto
"Oi! I want every bag of starbursts you have in the store!"
"Gomenasai, Naruto-kun. Someone already has them all."
"NANI!!!? WHO?"
"Me, dobe."
"SASUKE-TEME!"
"Dobe… you might as well leave, after all I have them all…"(caresses the starbursts matronly)
"Uh… Sasuke-kun, you have to pay first."
Awkward silence.
"TEME! GIVE ME THOSE!"
"NO!"
"RASENGAN!"
"CHIDORI!"
"URAWHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Tomorrow.
Somehow every Original Starburst Fruit Chew package in all of Konoha was bought, Uchiha Sasuke was in the hospital with minor burn injuries, and Uzumaki Naruto officially became the happiest person in all of Konoha, until…
"Wait… these taste different…" Naruto checked the package. "NOOO!! ORIGINAL!! THE ONES I HAD BEFORE WERE SOUR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" tear
A/N – Hope you guys like it :D. It's my first fic. Review foshoooooooooooooooooooo.