Summary: In the summer of 2005, everybody in Organization XIII has finished reading Harry Potter: And The Half Blood Prince, so they decide to make a play about all the events in the Harry Potter series. Crack fic, Harry Potter/Kingdom Hearts crossover

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Harry Potter or Star Wars. Wish I did, because then I'd be rich...but I don't. So there.

Some credit to my friend, Lynn! She edited and helped make this story.

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"You guys! You guys! We should make a Harry Potter play!" Roxas exclaimed.

"Great idea Roxas!" Xaldin said. "You can be a random person in every scene that just stands there!"

"But I suggested the idea..." Roxas whined. "Nuuuuuu..."

"Well fine then," Xaldin growled. "You can be Harry Potter."

"But I wanted to be Harry Potter..." Zexion protested.

"HaHA." Demyx laughed. Zexion pouted.

"I wanna be Hermione!" Marluxia piped up.

"Marluxia, you're a guy. You can't be Hermione." Xigbar pointed out.

"I…uh…um...So?" Marluxia said carefully. Yes Marluxia…you are a man. He thought.

Xigbar sighed.

"I shall be DUMBLEDORE!" Xemnas exclaimed proudly, jabbing his finger into the air. "MUAHAHAHAHAA!"

"Fine, you can be Dumbledore." Demyx said. "I WANNA BE THE DIRECTOR!"

"I WANNA BE GINNY." Axel shouted, running around in circles. "MEEHEE."

"Okay, and Larxene will be Malfoy." Demyx said calmly.

"What!" Larxene screamed, choking on her carrot. "I don't wanna be that asshole!"

"Oh well." Demyx said. "Next on the list...Xemnas! You can be Dumbledore."

"YES!" Xemnas screamed. "I HAVE POWER!"

"You die." Axel stated bluntly.

"I...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Xemnas cried like Darth Vader.

"I WANNA BE LUKE SKYWALKER!" Xaldin yelled aloud.

"Luke Skywalker is in Star Wars stupid. Not in Harry Potter." Zexion said, annoyed by Xaldin's stupidness.

"...So? Darth Vader's in Star Wars." Xaldin said, pointing to Xemnas.

"Xaldin, you're Crabbe." Demyx said, who magically had glasses and a clipboard.

"I'm not a crab!" Xaldin yelled at him, jumping up and down.

"No, Crabbe. The fat guy who walks around with Malfoy all day, and protects him from Teddy Bears and Unicorns." Demyx said, checking off some stuff on his clipboard.

"..." Was all Xaldin...said?

"Okay...next is...Vexen." Demyx said, the glasses sliding down his nose.

"Heeeeey?" Vexen said.

"YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO SAY THAT VEXEN!" Roxas spazzed.

"Vexen, you're Snape, because you're both creepy old men." Demyx said. "Next. Lexaeus, you're Goyle."

"DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF." Lexeaus screamed, earning him weird looks from the other members. "Er...I mean okay."

"Now..." Demyx flipped through some pages on his magical clip board. "Zexion...you are..."

"Yes? YES!" Zexion cried breathlessly, jumping up and down clasping his hands together.

"Mad Eye Moody."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." Zexion cried just like Xemnas who was imitating Darth Vader who was imitating Brad Pitt.

"Shut the hell up and get on with it." Luxord said. Everyone gasped.

"YOU SAID A BAD WORD!" Axel screamed, pointing a skinny finger at him.

"Hell isn't a bad-" Everyone gasped again.

"LUXORD GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW." Xemnas cried, in a high-pitched voice that made him sound like Marluxia. Luxord walked out of the room sadly, muttering to himself.

"Hey!" Marluxia yelled at the author.

"Excuuuuuuuuuse me Princess!" She yelled back.

"Okay..." Everyone said, looking around to find the source of the well-placed comment.

"Saïx, you are..."

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Tune in next time to see what Saïx is cast as! Please R&R.