Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Harry Potter, or Star Wars or anything. The only thing I own is the name and character Kazeri, whom only appears for a second.

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"...not gonna get told your part yet. Haha!" Demyx told Saïx.

Saïx glared at Demyx.

"Okay, Xigbar...you're gonna be Ron because I said so." Demyx pointed at Xigbar, who had been fooling with a ChipClip he found on the table. "And get that thing off your nose."

"Noooo, it's a fashion statement!" Xigbar refused. "Who's gonna be Lavender?"

"NOT ME." Saïx yelled. "NO WAY IN HELL AM I GONNA BE IN LOVE WITH XIGGY!"

Everyone stared at Saïx, completely ignoring the fact that he also said 'hell'.

"Well Saïx, seeing as you're gonna be--" Demyx started, but was cut off by Saïx yelling, 'TELL ME.'

"Shut up, you're Slughorn."

"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME." Saïx exploded. A vien in his temple was clearly visible, bulging out of his forehead. "That guy's a fatso!"

"Then it's perfect casting!" Somebody yelled. Everyone laughed, including Saïx until he realized he was laughing at himself and he had just been insulted, causing him to freak out some more. Axel grabbed a bowl of popcorn and watched him with great amusment.

"Geez, what's your problem? Slughorn isn't so bad." Vexen said.

"Shut up, old man." Saïx spat.

"Who're you calling old, you've got grey hair!"

"Hey, now you're calling me old!" Xemnas shouted. Vexen was then 'mysteriously' blasted backwards into a wall. Xemnas bowed and everyone applauded.

"Okay...back on topic..." Demyx studied his clipboard. "Since nobody else has volunteered, Marluxia is Hermione."

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD." Marluxia screamed at the top of his lungs. "OHMAGODOHMAGODOHMAGOD-"

"Shut up!" Larxene yelled at him, kicking his shin.

"AAAAARRGGHHHH YOU KILLED ME." Marluxia screamed again and fell to the floor, writhing in pain. Larxene looked at her foot then a big smile came on her face.

"WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME? EH? EH! EHHHHHH!" Everyone slowly backed away.

"OKAY, BACK ON TOPIC-"

"Quit saying that Demyx!" Roxas hollered.

"MEEHHHHH." Demyx bellowed. "Okay, so...Xemnas is Dumbledore, Xigbar is Ron, Xaldin is Crabbe, Vexen is Snape, Lexaeus is Goyle, Zexion is Mad Eye Moody, Saïx is Slughorn, Axel's Ginny, I'm the director, Luxord got kicked out, Marluxia's Hermione, Larxene is Malfoy-"

"Hmph."

"-and Roxas is Harry Potter."

"You're a wizard Roxas!" Axel exclaimed.

"Well you're a witch." Roxas countered.

And then Kazeri appeared told everyone to read the fanfic "I Miss You" and to review while everybody stared at her. She waved her arms and then she disappeared.

"...I have a sudden urge to read a fanfic called "I Miss You" and review." Zexion said quietly.

"...Me too." Said Axel.

"YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOO RETARDED!" Demyx said loudly. "Now let's get this show on the road!

"...Okay." Lexaeus said very quietly. "Do...we have...scripts?" Everyone stared at the Silent Hero.

"Oh ma god he talks." Marluxia said.

"YES WE DO HAVE SCRIPTS, THEY'RE CALLED THE FREAKING BOOKS." Demyx said chucking Harry Potter And The Order Of The Pheonix at him. It bounced off Lexaeus' head while he stared off into space, drooling. "NOW GO MEMORIZE EVERYTHING YOUR CHARACTER EVER SAID IN THE WHOLE SERIES. DO IT. DO IT NOOOOOW."

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Everybody groaned.

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