Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Naruto or anything else mentioned in this fic.

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The props had been made, the stage had been built, and Zexion was still rocking back and forth muttering to himself that he was straight.

It was the night of the performance, and the Organization had assembled quite a few people. There was Sora, Riku, Kairi, and a whole bunch of lesser nobodies that probably wouldn't understand anything the Organization were saying. Oh well.

"To your places everybody! C'mon! LET'S MOOOOVE IT." Demyx screamed, throwing his arms and blank sheets of paper into the air. His was twitching madly.

"We're going to skip to scen 2057!! Has anybody forgotten their lines?!?!" Demyx demanded. Everybody nodded.

"GAAH YOU STUPID PEOPLE YOU ARE SUCH IDIOTS WHY AM I HERE KILL ME RIGHT NOW GRAAAAGHH." Demyx yelled, jumping out a window.

"...We're all screwed! YAY!!" Axel exclaimed.

"Without our dearly beloved director, what are we going to do?" Roxas asked, his big blue eyes looking very sad.

"SNARGHNNOOMIENOONIEPWA." Xigbar screamed, running around in circles. Obviously, he had had too much sugar.

"I LIKE TRAINS!" Larxene yelled.

"WE ARE ALL SO SCREWED." Axel screamed.

"DON'T WORRY!" Cried a voice above them. All the organization members looked up to see...SASUKE!! HAHAHAHAHAH.

No, it was Luxord.

"I'LL SAVE YOU FROM YOUR PERILOUS PLAY!" Luxord cried, jabbing a finger into the air. He was on top of one of the balconys, on the railing, and his Organization cloak was billowing in the non-existent wind.

"OH MY GOSH! LUXORD!!" Xemnas hollered. "YOU'RE SUPERMAN!!!"

"Yeah, you just keep believing that Xemnas." Luxord said, flying down and landing in front of the Organization members. "Since I don't have a lot of parts, playing VeRnOn DuRsLeY and all, I thought I'd get my superman costume out."

Everybody looked at his attire. It was his Organization coat, a red cape that looked more like a red Pokémon blanket, and...underwear on top of his head.

"I'm just THAT cool." Luxord said proudly. "Now! I shall take over the roll of the director, and we can get this show on the road!"

"Or the stage." Saïx said.

"HEY! CAN YOU HURRY UP?! I KINDA HAVE TO SAVE THE REST OF THE WORLDS HERE." Sora yelled from the audience.

"STFU N00B!" Xemnas yelled, opening the curtains a bit to fit his head in. "G0 DIE."

"LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!" Luxord bellowed.

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"...And that's the end of the show Gentlemen and Nobodies!" Larxene exclaimed.

"What about me?!" Kairi demanded.

"What about you?" Larxene asked.

"Grrrr..."

"THAT SHOW STUNK! YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY SUCK!!" Riku and Sora screamed at the Organization members. They started to throw tomatoes and potatoes- HEY THAT RHYMES! -and various other fruits, vegetables and tables at the cast.

"SCREWETH YOU...ETH!" Luxord bellowed at the top of his lungs. "I WASTED A WHOLE FIFTEEN MINUTES DIRECTING THESE MORONS!"

"Yeah, but all you did was have your stupid morons go onstage, say the show was cancelled and then leave!" Riku pointed out.

"IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO TEACH THEM TO SAY THAT!! AND AXEL TRIPPED AT THE END!!" Luxord screamed.

Axel wiped his eyes with a tissue. "That was the best part…"

The crowd continued to 'boo', except for the lesser Nobodies who were too stupid to figure out what happened.

Luxord ran over to the window. "I'LL JUMP!!" He threatened.

And of course, everyone ignored him.

"FINE." He hollered, and he jumped.

Out the window.

SPLAT.

That's right, a rotten tomato hit Marluxia right between the eyes with a big SPLAT.

Everyone laughed.

Xemnas finally came to his senses and realized that SORA and RIKU and KAIRI (Kairi of all people) were in his castle. HORRORS!!

To make a really short story even shorter, he kicked them out.

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE THIRTEENTH ORDER?!

There was a funeral for Demyx and Luxord, where everyone wore black even though they wear black anyways.

Xemnas continued to boss everyone around, Xigbar still believes he is a superhero, Vexen did some weird experiments on Xaldin, Lexaeus had stomach problems from eating all that paper, Saïx sent angry e-mails to everyone who spelled his name without the two dots over the i, and the authoress can't think of anything for Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas.

Zexion sees a therapist twice a week. He is slowly recovering and only rocks back and forth on Saturdays.

-The End-

A/N: Thats' the end of it! Hope you liked it!

Big thanks to my friend Lyni for writing the ending, since I couldn't think of anything else, PLUS I'M SICK. D

Yeah.

The end.