A/N Okay, I'm updating! And I got so many reviews! I got fifteen! It says seventeen but two of them were double posted. And I wanna ask "Xiaolang's Ying Fa" where I can go and read your friends fic, sounds exiting. Oh, and one of you asked what Seto would do to the poor person who videotaped them. :points down to Warnings: I'm done rambling now, hurry up and read and review! I live on them!

Warnings: This story contains bad language, OOC, violence, sex, homosexuality, silliness, gay bashing, yaoi/shounen-ai and attempted murder on paparazzi's (amongst others).

Disclaimer: See chapter one.

The wrong idea

By Shimisaki-kun

Chapter two – "Newsflash!"

The rest of the way to Domino high Yugi behaved like normal and Jou soon forgot his weird behavior when they had met up just a few minutes earlier. Yugi was walking in front of him, Yami glued at his side. Yugi was all but bouncing as they made their way to the gates of their school.

As soon as Jou sat foot onto the schoolyard, every one fell silent and turned around, staring at him. Jou had to fight the urge to either turn around anr run away and never come back, or jump onto the nearest person and beat him until he told him what was wrong. Jou sighed, as he knew he couldn't do either of the two, he just continued walking through the gates, stopping besides tghe two spike haired teens.

Jou glanced down at his small friend questioningly. Yugi just shrugged and continued walking, Yami following suit. Jou looked after them before he ran into the school, trying to ignore the stares and whispers directed towards him. He had apperently done something, but he couldn't remember what. And what could he had done that would attract so much attention?

"Yugi," he said as he caught up with his friends.

"Yes, Jou?" he answered, looking up at the taller blonde.

"Why are they staring at me? What did I do?" Jou asked as they rounded a corner.

"Nothing much, Jou. You only crushed their hopes and dreams." Yugi answered cryptically as he walked into their homeroom. As Jou followed the loud murmurs stopped and every head turned to look at him before a wawe of loud whispers spread through the room.

Jou glared at them before he turned to Yugi. "What are you talking about?" he asked him, staring at his friend.

The violet eyed teen just smmiled at him beforehe grabbed Yami's arm, dragging him to their seats and sat down. As Yami sat down next to him they leaned in close, quietly whispering to each other.

Jou watched the two boys, one slightly taller than the other, before he walked over to his seat. 'What the hell did Yugi mean by that?' he thought to himself. 'I "crushed their hopes and dreams."? How did I do that?' Jou asked himself as he slumped down inot his seat, resting his head on the wooden desk. He already knew thit this day would suck.

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Kaiba Seto slowly walked down the semi-spiraled starircase, clad in his dark blue school uniform, his brown, leather briefcase tightly clutched in his left hand. As he walked into the kitchen he was almost knocked onto the floor by a black haired blur.

"Mokuba!" Seto said as the small boy hugged his waist tightly, jumping up and down in an exited manner. "Mokuba, what are you doing?" Seto asked, trying to regain his balance.

The blackhaired boy stopped bouncing and took a step back, looking up at his brother with big, blue eyes and a smile gracing his lips. "I'm just so happy for you, nii-chan!" Mokuba said, hugging Seto's waist one more time before he turned towards the door and ran out of the kitchen.

Seto stared after him, repressing the urge to open and close his mouth in a most undgnifying manner. 'What the hell was that all about?' he thought as he walked over to the counter to pour himself a cup of coffee. He stared at the black liquid as he lifted the coffee pot and poured it into a white ceramic cup with the words "Seto" written on it in kanji. The shaky signs had small smiley faces and hearts floating around them. As Seto looked at the cup, he smiled. He had gotten this cup from Mokuba several years earlier, and it had always been his favourite cup since then. Seto took the cup a walked over to the kitchen island where he sat down, reching for one of the pears in the basket with fruit on the marble counter.

Seto almost smiled as he thought of what reaction the board of directors at Kaiba Corp would display if they knew how sappy he could get when releshing in fond memories from when he and Mokuba were back at the orphanage. He shook his head and finished his coffee and stood up, pear still in hand.

He walked over to the sink and placed the cup on the counter for the maid to clean when she got there. He grabbed his briefcase and walked towards the door. He places the fruit in the briefcase and opened the mahogany door and walking outside, on to the marble steps that led down to the driveway where his black limousine was waiting.

As he walked down the few, short steps, his driver, a large man in a black uniform and a drivers hat, opened the door. As Seto sat down in the back of the limmo he sighed heavily. Another boring day where nothing out of the ordinary would happen, not that he really wanted anything to happen. No, he was just bored of the monotonous routine he went through every day. He rolled his head back onto the white leather neck rest and closed his eyes.

A few minutes later his driver knocked on the thick, dark, glass window that separated Seto and the driver. Seto sat up and pushed a button that made the window to lower itself with a faint buzzing sound. "Yes?" he said, his cold mask back in place.

"Excuse me, Mr. Kaiba, but I think there is something you should listen to on the radio." The driver said, not taking his eyes off of the road.

Seto watched the back of the man's head before nodding. His driver wouldn't disturb him unless there was something of great importance to Seto. He made sure that the window was pack in place before he turned the radio on.

"Yes, this was really unexpected. Who would have thought it? " a female voice said, her voice thoughtful.

"I certainly wouldn't have. But from what we all have seen on the news for the last... eleven hours, I think... we can conclude that the cold, mysterious, handsome and extremely wealthy Kaiba Seto have finally settled down." Said a male voice, his voice full of humor.

"Yes, but the question is; For how long? Kaiba isn't exactly known to have steady relationships, or any kind of relationship at all! Every woman between thirteen and fifty are waiting in suspense for the news about how Kaiba and his blonde's relationship is developing, or any for any signs about a breakup." The female said again.

"I guess you are right, as usual, Mishima-san. But I think Kaiba have a few more male fans then before because of this...'incident'. Okay, we are now accepting calls from people who wants to discuss this topic, and for all you new listeners, I suggest you go and watch the news if you don't know what's going on. This is Nawate Hideki and Mishima Yukio from..."

Seto didn't hear what station they were sending from, he was preoccupied with trying to understand what he had just heard. They said he was in a relationship with someone. A blonde... And he had more male fans now because he was seeing someone? This didn't' make sense. He quickly grabbed the small remote and turned the TV on, zapping until he found a channel that were sending news.

The news anchor, a thin man with a bad, brown toupee, was mumbling something about a break-in in central Shibuya. After a few minutes of meaningless news, the camera zoomed in on a woman in her mid thirties with heavy make-up and a tacky, red, velvet suit that made Pegasus' suit look good. She had a fake smile plastered on her red lips as she began to speak, her voice had just the slightest hint of nervousness.

"Thank you, Furutani-san. We did recently get in some shocking news about our favorite teenage billionaire. Apparently Kaiba Seto is seeing this boy," she said as a picture of a blonde boy with amber eyes appeared on the screen. He was dressed in a pair of tight leather pants and a black turtleneck sweater with the arms ripped off. He wore a pair of mesh 'gloves' with the fingers cut off. His large eyes had been framed with black eyeliner, making them look bigger and innocent. Underneath the picture there was a sign that said; 'Jonouchi Katsuya'.

'Jou!' Seto almost choked as he saw the picture of his puppy on the screen. He was certainly not used to see his puppy like this. He looked like someone from a bondage movie, or like he had been dressed by the Pharaoh and his miniature clone. 'Why the hell do they think Jou and I are together?' he thought as the woman on the screen began talking again.

"Around eight last night, we got a video of the two lovebirds from an anonymous sender." She said as the screen showed a small clearing. The camera zoomed in a bit and showed a mop of chestnut hair lying in the grass. Suddenly the person in the grass sat up and looked over his shoulder, showing the man's face. A pair of piercing blue eyes stared directly into the camera. Soon the man turned to look into the forest on his side.

Seto saw the recording of himself say something, then get up and lean down, grabbing his coat. Now he could see the recorded image of Jou as he walked into view. 'Seto' walked closer towards Jou, dropping his coat on a rock. Jou said something he couldn't hear, but remembered clearly, with a sneer on his face.

As he stopped a few inches in front of Jou, the blonde said something again. After a second of glaring at Seto, Jou moved to walk past him and tripped on something, sending them both tumbling towards the ground. He saw how Jou closed his eyes and tensed, waiting for the impact. When Jou opened his eyes he could clearly see the confusion in the honey-chocolate orbs as the blonde lifted his head up to look down at Seto's chest then higher up, looking up into Seto's face.

Seto saw the blonde blush, then the picture of himself said something before he suddenly grabbed the blondes wrists and rolled over the blonde, placing himself on top of Jou, straddling his hips.

After a few silent phrases, the blonde started to struggle, only to be pushed down again, his hands pinned above his head. Seto said something again and Jou answered. Seto smirked, then he said something as the blonde's eyes widened and he shouted; "What?".

Soon Seto leaned down, his hair falling down, obscuring the view of the two teens, leaving it up to the imagination of everyone who saw the tape, to decide what they were doing. When Seto sat back up again, the blonde was blushing once again. Jou turned his head to the side, away from the camera, then Seto leaned down again, only to get up and move off of Jou, walking over to where he had left his coat. Jou was still laying at the ground.

As Seto walked off into the forest, Jou sat up and glared at his back. "... bastard!" he shouted after Seto who had vanished from the screen. Then he got up and glared towards where Seto had left before he turned around and stomped off, hands in his pockets as he was mumbling something. Then the camera cut back to the smiling woman in the television studio.

"Is this a tape of two lovers having a romp in the forest? I guess only Kaiba-sama and Jonouchi-san know, but I know what I believe. All I have to say before this broadcast is over is that Jonouchi-san has crushed many hearts by being the one who finally won Kaiba-sama's affection. This is Hukosai Natsuko from channel eight news. Don't miss our news..." the woman stopped abruptly as Seto turned the TV off.

'Who the hell taped me? Taped us?' Seto thought, barely able to suppress his rage. 'I will sue whoever did this for all he's worth! How can people believe the mutt and I are...' he trailed off, not wanting to think about anything remotely... sexual with the mutt.

His thoughts were interrupted by his driver opening the door. He took a deep breath and composed himself before getting out of the limmo. The sharp light almost made min squint, but he forced himself to stay unaffected. He slowly made his way up to the gates of the school, ignoring the stares and whispers of the people that saw him. He made his way into the school and walked to his class.

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A/N So... what do you think? If this chapter was absolutely horrible, I can rewrite it if you want to. Now you got to see how everyone else saw the tape, I mean how it looked to them... If it was hard to understand, drop me a line and I'll see if I can make it any clearer, it's nearing my bedtime and I'm tired! o.O and that's probably why this doesn't make any sense, either.

I'll post the next chapter in a week/week and a half IF I get FIVE reviews! So hurry up and push that little blue button, 'cause you know you wan to! And you'd better if you want to read the next chapter...

Baibai and take care! Tadashi Shimisaki