A/N Okay, I'm updating, yay for me! I can't believe I got this many reviews for just two chapters! I'm so happy! I totally love you guys, you are awesome! Oh, one of you asked if I am a boy or a girl, I'm a dude. I have already been mistaken for a girl several times :glares at yaoiboyjj: I'm not a fangirl:sobs: anyway, I'll let you read the chapter now, happy reading!

Warnings: This story contains SEX, VIOLENCE, ANGST, HOMOSEXUALITY, attempted murder on paparazzi and others (a joke, people actually thought Kaiba would kill them!), OOC, gay-bashing, YAOI and SHOUNEN-AI!

Disclaimer: See chapter one.

The Wrong Idea

By Shimisaki-kun

Chapter three – Tender Emotions

It was almost lunch and Jou wanted nothing more than to run home and hide in his room, the last few hours had been a horrible experience. People had stared at him, whispered behind his back, they had pointed and almost everyone avoided him, except his friends, and even they were behaving strange.

He wished Honda was here, but he was home with a cold. He sighed and returned his attention towards his books. Math. It was boring the hell out of him, and he desperately wanted to get out from here.

Just a few minutes before the lunch bell would ring, he was hit in the head with a crumbled up piece of paper. He looked up around in the classroom, but when he saw nothing out of the ordinary he turned back to the paper lying on his desk. He unfolded the note and read it:

"How does it feel to be Kaiba's fuck toy?"

Jou felt his cheeks redden as the words sank in. He turned around again, determined to reveal who had sent the note. When he once again turned back to his desk, several notes laid on his desk. He eyed them suspicially before unfolding and reading them:

"How loud do you scream when Kaiba fuck you?"

"Why in the world would he choose you?"

"I guess Kaiba is slumming, that has to be the only explanation."

"How much did he pay?"

'What the hell?' Jou thought as he read the notes. He clutched the small pieces of paper tightly as he stood up, his face bright red. "Who the hell is writing these fucking notes?" he shouted.

"Jonouchi-san! Please sit down!" the black haired teacher said, her green eyes narrowing.

Jou ignored the woman and glared at the snickering students. "Who the hell was it? How the hell can you write this stuff to me?" he shouted, stomping his feet.

"Jonouchi-san, give me the note and I'll see to it that..." the teacher began, but was cut off by Jou.

"NO!" he shouted and grabbed his books, storming out of class, trying to ignore the wolf whistles and laughs as he ran away. Tears of shame and anger burned behind his eyes as he ran down the empty corridor. He suddenly threw a door open and stormed in, leaning back on the door heavily.

He breathed in short gasps and closed his eyes, trying to calm down his beating heart. That was probably why he nearly screamed when he heard a voice cut through the silence.

"Why are you causing such a ruckus, mutt?" a calm voice drawled from the back of the room.

Jou's eyes flew open and he stared at the only other person in the room. "Wh... what?" he said, trying to collect himself, he couldn't break down in front of Seto Kaiba of all people.

"Did you get lost again, or were you in search for your master once again?" Seto asked, looking up from his book.

Jou glared at Kaiba, boring a hole in his skull. "I told you to stop calling me a dog!" he said, his voice only a little quieter than a shout. "And something is going on, and it has something to do with you!"

Seto merely raised a brow, his arms crossed over his chest.

"Yeah! People have been looking at me funny all day! They've been whispering, laughing, pointing and staring. And just now I got a few notes that involved you, you bastard, What did you do?" Jou shouted at Kaiba, wanting to get a reaction out of him.

"Oh, really... notes involving me? And what did these notes say, pup? I am so intrigued I can hardly control myself." Seto drawled.

Jou blushed as Kaiba mentioned the notes, he really didn't want Kaiba to know what the notes had said. "Nothing..." he mumbled, his eyes cast downward.

The blonde's behavior really did intrigue Seto, but he wouldn't let him know that. "No, tell me, I really want to know. Humor me." He said, looking directly at Jou.

Jou felt Kaiba's gaze but continued to ignore the brunette, hoping that he would drop the subject.

Seto, on the other hand, had a totally different plan. If the blonde wouldn't tell him, he would make Jou tell him. 'This will be fun.' He thought as he got up from his chair and walked over to where Jou stood. He placed his hands on either side of Jou's head and peered down at the blonde. "What did they say, pup?" he whispered softly.

Jou forced himself not to whimper as he felt Kaiba's presence surround him, enveloping him in welcoming heat. "Nothing." Jou breathed out, trying to ignore the musky smell that tickled his nose.

"Tell me." Seto persisted. "Or give me the notes."

Jou made a soft mewling sound as Kaiba's breath made contact with his neck. He could feel how Kaiba smirked, his icy eyes looking down at him. Jou took a deep breath and pushed Kaiba away from him. He turned to open the door but Kaiba grabbed a hold of his arm and yanked him back.

As Seto pulled Jou back, the blonde stumbled and they both went crashing towards the floor. This time Seto landed on top of the blonde. He could hear Jou gasp as he collided with the hard wooden floor.

Jou soon caught his breath and glared murderously at Kaiba. "Get off of me! I can't believe this!" he growled and put his hands on Kaiba's chest, trying to push him off.

"No." Seto stated. "Not until you give me the notes, pup, then I'll consider it."

Jou glared at Kaiba a few minutes before he sighed. "You know what? If you want them so badly, you can have them!" he exclaimed and threw the pieces of paper onto the floor. He had aimed for them to get further away from his, so Kaiba had to let him go if he wanted to collect the pieces, but someone was definitely bot on his side as the notes landed just besides Kaiba's knee.

"Good, puppy." Seto muttered as he reached for the notes. He ignored the blondes threats and opened the first one and read it out aloud:

"'How loud do you scream when Kaiba fuck you?'"

Kaiba raised a brow, but said nothing. He sent Jou a meaning glare, and smiled inwardly as the boy squirmed and blushed. He picked up another piece of paper and read it, too:

"'I guess Kaiba is slumming, that has to be the only explanation.'"

Jou grew more and more uncomfortable as Kaiba continued to read the notes. His face felt very hot, and he was sure he looked like a boiled lobster in the face. He closed his eyes and tried to focus on something else than Kaiba's deep voice or how the older boy felt on top of him. He was suddenly brought back from his musings by Kaiba's voice as he spoke to him.

"Well, well... these were quite the interesting reading, pup. But I think I should explain this to you so you don't walk around knowing nothing about what has happened all day." Seto said, looking down at Jou again.

"What are you talking about? What do you mean?" Jou asked, his brows knitted together as his amber eyes stared up at Kaiba, confusion evident within them.

Seto sighed loudly and shook his head in mock frustration with the blonde. "If you watched the news you'd know what all this is about. And I must say, that even though I am not happy with this situation, I must say it has a few perks." Seto began. "But, I have no intention to let those responsible for this get away unscathed. I have resources to get them all, and I will use them unscrupulously to get what I want."

Jou was now, if possible, even more confused than he had been a few minutes ago. "What the hell are you talking about, Kaiba?" he asked, trying to process the information given to him.

"I'm sorry, I was just pondering my revenge. The thing is, pup, that you and I, apparently, are dating or screwing like bunnies, pick your favorite." Seto said nonchalantly. The blonde underneath him stared at him with large, brown eyes, his head slightly lolled to the side, making him look like a puppy that didn't know what his master was asking. Seto almost smiled at how cute the blonde looked.

"We are what?" Jou finally managed to choke out. "Ge... get off of me!" he shouted, his face burning with embarrassment.

Seto only laughed. "Why? Are you afraid that I might rape you, puppy?" he asked, reaching out to gently run his finger over Jou's flushed cheek. The blonde flinched and tried to get away from Seto, but Seto didn't budge an inch. "Don't worry, I have no interest in street rats. Remember our encounter last night?" Seto asked, seeing the blonde shake his head he sighed. "Yesterday you walked into my clearing, pup, and we had a fight."

This time Jou nodded and glared at Kaiba. "So what? Why the hell does that mean we are... fu... dating?" he sneered.

"Someone taped us and now we are broadcasted over national television as a couple, isn't that swell?" Seto drawled.

"What? NO! Why would they think we're screwing based on a movie in which we are fighting?" Jou shouted, this time he succeeded to push Kaiba off of him. Kaiba only sighed and grabbed a hold of his arm again. He stood up and practically dragged Jou to the desk he had been seated in when Jou stormed in.

"Stop! Let go!" Jou said as he planted his feet firmly on the ground, hoping that Kaiba would stop.

Seto ignored the blonde and continued to walk to his desk, when they reached it, he pushed Jou down into the chair and stood besides him. "What are you..." the blonde began but fell silent as Seto reached down and flipped his laptop open. He quickly opened up a window and typed in a few commands. Jou watched as the screen suddenly went black before it showed a small clearing.

"Watch it, and then you tell me what you think it looks like we are doing, mutt." Seto said angrily, the blonde had already worn his patience, and a person could only take so much stupidity in one day.

Jou's eyes grew wide as he watched the movie clip, slowly understanding what Kaiba meant. 'No, this can't be how it looked like. It didn't look as if Kaiba kissed me after he pinned me down onto the ground!' he thought desperately. No wonder people had been acting weird all day! They all thought Kaiba and him were...

"Fuck..." he said as the screen went black once again. This day had turned out worse than he'd ever imagined.

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A/N Yay! I finished another chapter! What do you think? Am I too mean to poor Jou?I really want constructive criticism, and I would love to get a few new ideas for this story. Yaoiboyjj, I don't know if I already promised you or not, but I'll make 'THEM' a couple, too. Oh, update your fic soon, I wanna read more!

I still want five reviews before I post the next chapter! I'll post it in about a week or two. And I know that five may be a little low, but I won't push my luck. But please, if you read this story, review. Okay, I love you all, see you later!