A/N: OK, so my personal OC just got himself in a heap of trouble. How will he get through it? Why of course using some good ol' white lies! Oh and thanks for any reviews someone may have left me. No I'm not ignoring you, it's just I'm in a really big rush tonight..

Disclaimer: If Ken Akamatsu signs the papers over to me, then I wouldn't be needing these bloody disclaimers now would I? Of course I could say I didn't own it and stop leaving such long disclaimers in the beginning.

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Screwed Up

Masayoshi tried to keep his smiling façade on, is this the principal's sick sense of humor? Sending me to an all girls' school? OK Masayoshi, just lie your way out… Masayoshi slapped himself in the head, "You're kidding me? My principal sent me to an all girls' academy? Jeez! I'll just go talk to your dean, and maybe we'll get this sorted out…"

The girls nodded in approval, the red head girl with the note book smiled, "OK then, sorry if we acted a little suspicious, but this is an all girls' Middle school, so I'm sure you'd understand. Oh hold still for a second." She grabbed her camera and quickly took four pictures in different angles of the shocked Masayoshi. She then held out her hand to him "My name is Asukura Kazumi, you can call me Kazumi! I'm also student number 3 of class 2-A."

Masayoshi sighed, he took the hand and gently shook it, now I guess I know what those age-deceiving pills are for… well I guess that teaches me for not paying attention to details… "Yeah… 2-A…" that sounds oddly familiar… don't I have to… his eyes widened, "Negi!"

Kazumi nodded, "Oh so you know Negi-kun!" Masayoshi nodded slightly, but before he could answer the doors opened and all of the girls poured out like a flood.

Masayoshi did his best to blend in, but his black uniform stuck out like a sore thumb to the girls' purple ones. He was quickly passed by many of the students, on purpose of course; he was carefully trying to locate someone much smaller than the girls. Then he saw him, well he the large bandaged staff sticking out of the sea of students. Masayoshi smirked, finally…now I just have to go talk to the principal. He ran a bit over to the large staff and found the source, a young boy with small spectacles, he had red hair, but a layer below was black, and had a ponytail. Masayoshi's eyes widened at the similarities between him and Negi. Masayoshi touched the back of his head, a small ponytail in the back nearly the same as Negi's. Masayoshi quickly darted through the crown keeping Negi in sight, then Negi took an abrupt turn to the left; Masayoshi had to bump into a few girls, but still kept Negi in sight he was close so he tried to get his attention, but as soon as he touched Negi the Negi exploded in a puff of smoke. "A fake?"

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Negi leaned on the door of his classroom he was clutching his chest breathing heavily; there was someone with magic following me…good thing I made a copy… He shook his head and smiled, I'm sure it wasn't anything to worry about… He opened the door and smiled, "Good morning every-oof!" He tripped on a fishing line and stumbled to the desk, the desk was connected to line and moved away from Negi as he fell, under the desk was a pool of…pudding. Negi's face hit the pudding with a wet smack!

The girls crowded around him pulling him up from the sweet substance, "Negi-bozu! We're so sorry!" "That wasn't meant for you! It was for the new kid!" "We're sorry!" "Well at least everything went right…" "Yeah but the paintballs didn't go off…" then a tile on the roof flipped and ten pounds of paintballs fell on poor Negi and the class.

Masayoshi just opened the door to see the entire class covered in yellow paint, Negi was covered in something brown. He stared at the class for a few moments and shut the door. He took a deep breath and reentered. He still wasn't happy. He shut the door and picked up a map from a room on his way. He looked over it to try to find the dean's office and went there immediately. He put an ear to the door to check if anyone was in, but was surprised to hear an old man's voice from the other side usher him in, "Come in Masayoshi, please come in."

Masayoshi entered feeling a bit angry and somewhat embarrassed about getting sent to an all-girls' academy, I'm not even a Bishounen! "Hello Principal."

Konoe Konoemon smiled at the boy, "It's odd, I was so sure that you would be about 20."

Masayoshi sighed, "I guess I didn't think to use the age-deceiving pills so quickly…"

Konoemon sighed, "Well it seems that all the students believe that you're here due to a mistake between your principal and I. That was your alibi correct?"

Masayoshi smiled, "Wow, you really are a great magician aren't you?"

Konoemon laughed, "Actually I just found out by this…" He pulled out a magazine with Mahora in the title, on the cover was a picture of Masayoshi on the train."

Masayoshi's eyes widened, "Holy…that girl is fast!"

Konoemon nodded, "Indeed…well I guess since you can't pose as a teacher's aide, as was originally planned, you'll simply be a student of class 2-A. Negi's room."

Masayoshi sighed, bowing his head, "I guess I have no choice huh?" Konoemon laughed, Masayoshi nodded, "Alright then, so I'll rent an apartment in the next town and…"

Konoemon quickly interrupted him, "Oh no, Masayoshi, you'll be staying within campus, actually a dorm."

Masayoshi flinched, "A teacher's dorm right? Cause I mean I'm a guy...in a girls' school"

Konoemon laughed, "No…you'll be staying in a students' dorm."

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A/N: Can anyone say lemons galore? Na, I'm just kidding. I don't possess that sort of talent in writing. Well I'll need to get some ideas on who's going to get Masayoshi, so I won't even bother starting on the next chapter until I get a good thought in. If you would like to recommend a scenario, please send me a private message or email. Everybody else, just review if you would.

Slight Translations:

Bishounen – Come on girls! You know this one! Beautiful boys… commonly referred as girly boys…you know? The really tall, girlish guys…with the light voices…come on! You know like, "Master Masa Random is definitely not a Bishounen"...yeah, now you get it.