A/N: OK, plot-wise, this fanfic will be similar to the anime and manga, no save the world thing, just Negi trying to complete his training. My OC will stand as an ally and friend while trying to help Negi with his problem. Now as for who Masayoshi is staying with...a kind reviewer believes that if Masayoshi gets stuck with Kaede and Ku-Fei, it'll be good. So I've developed a slight plan for it... but don't get your hopes up, he is after all a guy...in an all girls school.

Disclaimer: Let's see…carry the 2…times 3.4... And then round it to the nearest 1/1000, then I have to add the reciprocal to the second answer… OK it all comes up with me not owning Negima! Yay!

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Screwed Up

Masayoshi sweatdropped, his smiling mask breaking into a more brittle smile, "A-a dorm…this…girls-only dorm… with no males…just…girls…"

Konoemon nodded, "I believe you will behave well enough. Negi has been staying with my granddaughter and Asuna for the last few months, I'm sure you'll be able to stay with…" He opened a drawer in his desk and pulled out a class roster, "…hm, seems that all of them are full…"

Masayoshi sighed, thank god, I wouldn't be able to survive in the same room with a couple of middle school girls… "It's no problem principal, I'm sure I can find a hotel or something…"

Konoemon laughed, "Ohohohoho… the reason you're here is to keep track of Negi, how can you do that if you're in a different town?"

Masayoshi sweatdropped, "Er…I can keep a tab…?"

Konoemon laughed again, "No no no… mustn't have you leaving Negi all alone. Besides, I need as many magical officials as I can get."

Masayoshi twitched at being called an official, "But I'm just in training too! I'm still a student down in…"

Konoemon put his hand up, "I'll count this as your training, if Negi successful in his training I'll be sure that you complete yours as well."

Masayoshi sighed, "So who am I bunking with? It better not be with some insane girl…"

Konoemon laughed, "I haven't quite decided who you'll be staying with, so the storage room will be where you sleep until someone takes you in."

Masayoshi sweatdropped, "You…speak of me as though I am a dog…"

Konoemon kept on laughing, "Rascally little boy aren't you? Lucky this campus allows pets!"

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Negi sighed, he looked over at the pile of papers he had to grade, "It's never ending!"

Konoka smiled at him, "Negi-kun, you can't give up… hey Negi-kun…have you seen this?" She handed Negi the magazine she was reading.

Negi took it and looked at the cover, "A male student? How? Isn't Mahora a girls' academy?"

Konoka looked out the window, "Yeah…but it says something about him being here is a mix-up between my grandfather and his principal. Although…I don't think grandpa would mix something like that up…"

Negi looked at Konoka worriedly,"You think what he said is a lie?"

Konoka gave Negi a smile and went to the door, "We don't have to worry about it Negi-kun, I'm going to go out for a little bit ok?""

Konoka left the room and went down to the grounds, she walked for a little while until she seen a figure sitting on a bench. She ran over to see who it was but stopped short when she recognized the gakuran uniform, the round, thin-rimmed glasses, the large book, and the black hair in a small ponytail. He was asleep, quiet soundly.

Konoka observed him for a few moments until she noticed someone was by her, she turned expecting Setcchan, but was surprised to see Kazumi.

Kazumi sighed and turned to Konoka with a smile, "You know, he's been there for a while…just sleeping. I thought he would make a great story, but he hasn't done anything interesting yet, I guess he really is here just by mistake."

Konoka laughed, "You seem so disappointed Kazumi-chan!"

Kazumi smiled feebly, "Well I had so much hope he was a really big pervert, or some secret agent to keep a watch on Negi-sensei. I guess he's just a regular guy."

Masayoshi suddenly woke up one hand outstretched towards the girls, a small piece of paper in his palm, "Spiritus ab intra ver…ba emer…go…" then his eye twitched as he noticed the two girls puzzled faces, then Kazumi took a picture, "I knew it! He's a spaz!"

Masayoshi eyed them carefully, and then put a hand behind his head and sweatdropped, "I'm so sorry! I just sort of freaked out…" he quickly put the other hand that was outstretched behind his back. He laughed somewhat brokenly. He grabbed his book and ran off towards the school building.

Kazumi and Konoka followed him with their eyes until he disappeared into the building. Kazumi laughed suddenly causing Konoka to laugh a little too, "Well it seems he's not so normal after all…"

Sestuna watched from the shadows, her hand on the hilt of her nodachi. She slowly slid it back into its sheath, that boy was about to cast a spell on ojou-sama… he must be kept in line…if he tries to do anything…

Masayoshi shut the door and leaned on it heavily with his back, he sighed deeply, oh that was close… I felt someone…then…whoo…it's going to be tough trying to make those two forget that… it's that Kazumi girl again too… He looked at his palm; he could see the ash from the curse he just cast… I hope it didn't get them… she dusted his hands off and quickly walked down to find the storage room. He didn't notice the pair of brown eyes follow him from the shadows…

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A/N: Hehe, I love this anime… well hey I could really use some reviews here! Since I couldn't decide who Masayoshi is going to stay with yet I decided to let him stay in a storage room. Cruel yes, but that's we do with a wandering wan-wan, well I'll see you when I see you friends! Bonam Noctem!

Slight Translations:

Nodachi – a rather large Japanese sword, I have one in my possession back in Japan.

Ojou-sama – a very formal way of addressing women, common for me mock greeting my female friends.

Wan-wan – Japanese for dog, I was talking about when Konoemon and Masayoshi were talking about Masayoshi as though he were a dog.

Bonam Noctem – Latin for goodnight. At the end of every Negima! episode, there would be a pink square with the words Bonam Noctem in it. So I borrowed it…