A/N Hey, I've done some thinking (damn, that hurt...), and I'm starting to wonder if I should put some minor bondage/discipline stuff in it. I mean, like when Jou's done something bad, Seto has to show him who's the master, right? And, besides, I think Jou would make an adorable sub! Anyway, let us continue to the next chapter.

Oh, and I forgot to tell you this before, but since I have no idea where Domino City is supposed to be situated, I made it a suburb to Tokyo, hence the reference to Shibuya in chapter three... sorry if I confused anyone.

I am also not sure weather I should use any Japanese or not in this story. Some people claim that since you are writing a story in one language, one should not use terms from another language. I might not use any, but then again, I might... I guess you will just have to wait and see... Oh, I'll definitely continue using the suffixes such as; -chan, -san, -sama, -kun, and the likes thereof. (Heh, I might even use 'ojousan' just to tick Jou off! Ojousan means 'princess' and is usually referred to when addressing young women as 'miss'. Just imagine the look on Jou's face as Seto calls him that!) cackling madly

Warnings: This story contains SEX, VIOLENCE, HOMOSEXUALITY, EXCESSIVE USE OF THE WORD 'FUCK', ANGST, CRUDE LANGUAGE, attempted murder on paparazzi and others, OOC, minor OC's, gay-bashing, YAOI and SHOUNEN-AI! This chapter, and following ones, contain Anzu-bashing. (I also have NO FUCKING IDEA how Ryou speaks, but since every fanfic I ever read, states that he is from Britain, and that he has a British accent, so, I drew the conclusion that he must speak with British words as well. Please don't shoot me if I'm dead wrong!) Minor spoiler about the relationship between Yami and Kaiba. (family-relationship, NOTHING sexual about it!)

Disclaimer: See chapter one.

The Wrong Idea

By Shimisaki-kun

Chapter five – "Real friends never..."

The gentle April wind blew gently, making the green branches rattle. The white haired turned his head up and closed his brown eyes as he felt the gentle wind caressing his face. They were seated under an old oak tree, their favorite lunch spot. The old oak tree had been there long before the school was built, and it would surely stand proudly long after the school was gone.

He growled as he stalked across the schoolyard, heading for a large oak tree where he and his friends always met up for lunch. As he walked closer he saw the small group of people sitting in the shade underneath the tree. He smiled as he saw the small, tricolor-haired teen sitting in the slightly taller tricolor-haired 'teen's' lap. The violet-eyed boy was smiling, looking at the white haired boy across from him. His cheeks were slightly pink as the crimson-eyed boy was currently making out with his neck, his arms protectively around the smaller boy's waist.

The brown haired girl was throwing the couple irritated glances. No, wait, she was glaring at Yugi while she smiled sweetly at Yami. Jou only saw her face in profile as she was sitting on the white haired boy's left side. As Jou got closer he saw that her jacket was half-open, and her skirt hiked up quite high on her thigh. He shuddered as he looked away, the sight of Anzu's body making him want to gag.

The white haired boy turned to look at him as the small boy across from him had happily exclaimed "Jou!", beginning to waving frantically. He arched a brow as Yami did not even acknowledge him, happily continuing to suck at the younger boy's neck. Anzu, on the other hand, looked at him with cold eyes, a sneer on her lips. Ryou smiled, waving at the blonde, but less enthusiastic than Yugi.

"Hello, Jou." He said.

Jou nodded and walked over to the tree and sat down, his back against the trunk. He sighed and leaned his head back, hitting the rough surface of the tree's bark. "Hi," he said sounding pained, the words forced.

Yugi's smile wavered slightly as he heard the tone of Jou's voice. "What's wrong, Jou? Are you alright? You ran away from class so fast that I had no chance to ask you if you were alright! What was with the notes?" the boy inquired, his brows knitted together in confusion.

"I... I..."Jou began, his cheeks growing a faint tinge of pink. "The notes were... uh... very rude remarks concerning... eh... none of their business..." the blonde said.

Yugi still looked as if he wanted to ask something more, but refrained from it, and for that, Jou was grateful.

Ryou, on the other hand, looked at Jou strangely, looking up and down his body. "Um... Jou... what were you doing after you ran out of class? I mean... you look quite disheveled, look, half of your shirt is hanging out of your trousers." He said, pointing at the blonde's uniform.

Jou's face flushed a bright pink as he tried to adjust his clothing.

Anzu raised a brow, smirking at the blonde, a face of disgust adorning her features. "Kaiba couldn't keep his hands to himself, I've heard..."

A pair of large, honey eyes immediately stared at the brown haired girl, disbelief in his eyes. 'No way that she knows about that! We were just discovered!' he thought, panicking.

Anzu caught the look Jou was giving her. "Oh, yes... I do know about that." She started smugly. "As you know... I am a member of the S.B Council, and when I got to the meeting, the only thing the others were talking about was how they had found the ice prince Seto Kaiba making out with his newly discovered boy-toy! Since it was obvious that we weren't going to get any real work done, I left."

Now, the rest of the group was staring at Jou. Yami had even opened his eyes from where he was sitting behind Yugi, sucking at his neck. The blonde's face flushed as four pairs of eyes looked at him. The brown, crimson and violet eyes stared at him with disbelief and humor while the pair of blue eyes glared at him maliciously.

"So... tell me, Jou, how did you get my stoic cousin to molest you in school?" Yami asked, finally letting go of Yugi's neck, now showing off a large, purple mark where Yami had been sucking a few moments earlier.

"What I want to know is how you two actually hooked up!" Yugi exclaimed, smiling widely.

Jou groaned and threw his head back, hitting the trunk of the tree with a loud 'thud'. Wincing he closed his eyes. "No... you've got it all wrong... I have to tell you what I... we..."he said, trying to explain the situation he was in, only to be cut off by Anzu.

"Give it a rest already. I have ten eye-witnesses that claims that Kaiba was pushing you up the wall, one hand in your hair while the other was on your ass!" she shrieked. At that, most of the students outside turned their attention towards the group underneath the tree. "We all know that you are no saint, so don't even try to deny that Kaiba would have fucked you up against that wall if they had not walked in on you when they did! Furthermore," she said, disgust lacing her voice. "Do you really believe that someone who's been screwing around like you have, will last long with someone like Kaiba?" she asked mockingly.

Jou gasped as he heard the harsh words from someone that he up until now had considered to be his friend, not to mention that the accusations were completely inaccurate. "I think that you are confusing me with someone else!" he shot back, his cheeks deep red. "You're the one who's sleeping with anyone who shows any remote sign of interest in your body! It wouldn't surprise me if you've fucked all of he male teachers as well, not only half the school! If someone is a slut it is you! And if you can't see the difference between whore and a fucking virgin you're more stupid than you look!" Jou screamed at the brunette, desperately trying to keep the tears that threatened to fall at bay.

"How dare you?" she shrieked, raising her right hand high, ready to bring it down and plant a harsh slap on Jou's cheek.

"Anzu? What are you doing? Stop!" Yugi yelled, his eyes wide in confusion.

Jou closed his eyes and braced himself for the oncoming slap, but as it never came he opened his eyes, only to see the side of Anzu's face as she was currently looking over her shoulder, her arm still raised. He rose a brow and looked higher up, meeting icy blue eyes glaring back at him.

"What the hell are you doing? Let go of me!" Anzu demanded, trying to pull her arm free.

"Of course, but first I think I have to explain the rules to you. If you hurt the puppy, I hurt you, do you still want to play?" Seto asked, his voce cold and void of any emotions.

Anzu stood up and glared at the taller, brown haired man. "Let me go!" she shouted. She pulled her arm free and stormed off.

Seto looked at her as she walked over to a group of girls before he turned back to look at the confused group of people besides him. "What the hell did you do this time, mutt?" Seto growled, folding his arms across his chest.

Jou quickly snapped out of his daze while all kinds of thought ran through his mind. 'Oh my God! Did Kaiba just fucking save me like some knight in shining armor? This is so fucked up!' "I didn't do anything! It was Anzu! She, a person who is supposed to be my friend, was telling all sorts of lies about me!" Jou snarled at Kaiba, wanting to wipe that smug smirk off his face.

"Which one? About me fucking you up the wall, or you being a slut?" the brunette asked, raising an eyebrow questioningly.

"Can you stop saying things like that! You have no right to even state your opinion in the matter!" Jou fumed, glaring at his alleged 'boyfriend'.

Not raising his voice Seto continued. "And, if you consider that to be a friend," he gestured towards were Anzu was standing before continuing. "I have to say that I question your sanity, mutt."

The two glared at each other for a few minutes before Yami though that it was enough. He wanted some answers, and he wanted them now.

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A/N I'M SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY! I had to focus on my schoolwork for a bit, we have a lot of tests and assignments to do before summer.. but since I have taken so long, I promise that my next update will be on Friday!

I really appreciate all the lovely reviews from you guys, and thank you for the suggestions. Mandapandabug, I am not afraid of you, and I would never write 'Please write me any ideas you might come up with concerning this story' if I didn't want the ideas! Silly Mandapandabug!

I will also tell the story about the picture in an upcoming chapter. And thank you Sprinkles06! I will definitely use your idea. It was great! Um... you said something about what Mokuba has planned for the dinner... I was not aware that he had anything planned, but if anyone has a suggestion, please write it in your review, or email me at shimisaki (um.. it's '-' this but it's on the bottom.. I don't know what it's called...) kun (at) yahoo (dot) com.Thank you for reading my story. I will update on Friday if that is okay with you!

Baibai and take care! Tadashi Shimisaki