A/N I told you I was updating! Thanks for the reviews and all the wonderful suggestions! Anyway, I'll let you get right to the story...
Warnings: This story contains SEX, VIOLENCE, HOMOSEXUALITY, EXCESSIVE USE OF THE WORD 'FUCK', ANGST, CRUDE LANGUAGE, attempted murder on paparazzi and others, OOC, minor OC's, gay-bashing, YAOI and SHOUNEN-AI!
Disclaimer: See chapter one.
The Wrong Idea
By Shimisaki-kun
Chapter six – Not what it looks like
"Hey, can someone tell me what is going on?" the pharaoh demanded, breaking off the blonde's and the brunette's glaring contest.
Jou sent Kaiba one last killing glare before he turned to face Yugi and Yami. "Yeah... um... the thing is, Yami... we're not together! It was all a mistake!" he blurted out, pointedly avoiding eye contact.
Yami looked from Kaiba to Jou and then back to Kaiba again. "Sure, Jou... next time, tell something with a little more credibility than that! And if the news broadcast wasn't proof enough, the 'situation' Anzu was telling about sure was convincing!" Yami said, shaking his head.
"No! It's true! We're not together!" Jou exclaimed, gesturing wildly. "He only did... that... so they would think we are!"
"Jou, you don't have to hide it. What Yami meant was that he wanted to know what was going on and why you two are yelling at each other again." Yugi said calmly, leaning back into his lover's embrace.
Jou groaned and turned around, facing the tree he started to bang his head against the trunk. He ignored the stares he was getting from the rest of the group, except from Kaiba who ignored him totally.
"Um... maybe we should listen to him... if he says that they're not together maybe they aren't." Ryou suggested.
Jou stopped trying to bury his head in the trunk of the tree and turned around, smiling at Ryou. "Thanks! Finally an intelligent suggestion!"
"I have an appointment, I will see you in class, mutt. And don't forget about tonight, I'll pick you up at six." Seto said as he walked away, not bothering to look back.
Jou growled at the retreating brunette before he turned his attention back towards Ryou. "It's true, Ryou, we're not a couple. That fucking tape was of us fighting. Not making out!"
Ryou nodded and as Jou looked at Yami and Yugi it looked like they were listening, too. He took a deep breath before continuing his bizarre story. "I ran out of class because I got some really mean notes concerning Kaiba's and my alleged relationship. After I ran out of class I suddenly found myself in an empty classroom, in which, unfortunately enough, Kaiba was working in."
He paused, biting his lower lip before continuing. "We ended up fighting once again, and then he... eh... found the notes. He read them and then he dragged me to his desk where he pushed me down into the chair and showed the video to me. After that, Mokuba called. He obviously thought, like everyone else," he said glaring at Yami. "That we indeed are together. He convinced Kaiba to invite me to dinner, and since Kaiba didn't want his brother to be sad, he agreed to it. Then he actually talked me into pretending to be his boyfriend, saying that he would repay me later."
"I see..." Yami said skeptically. "But that still doesn't explain why you and Kaiba was making out."
Jou blushed at the comment, staring at the ground. "Well... before I knew it, he was babbling something maintaining illusions and other stuff before I was suddenly pushed against the wall while Kaiba .. um... while he was... eh... y'know..." he said, making a waving motion with his hand.
Yami laughed loudly, making Jou glare at the crimson eyed boy. "What?" he hissed.
"I.. I was just thinking about what you said... earlier..." he said, still laughing. "How can you be a virgin?" Yami asked.
"That's quite easy, just don't have sex!" Jou pouted, crossing his arms he sat down in the grass again, his back against the trunk.
Yami started laughing again, but was quickly silenced by an elbow in the ribs. "Stop that! You're hurting his feelings!" Yugi scolded.
Yami groaned and held the abused rib with his left hand, poking Yugi in the ribs with the other. "Damn it, aibou, you just hurt me!" Yami almost whined, but only almost, because pharaohs do not whine, or pout.
Yugi yelped as the hands around his waist began to move up underneath his shirt caressing the skin underneath. "Stop! We're at school!" he said, his face flaming as he tried to get loose from Yami's tight grip. Yami just mumbled something as he nibbled at the other boy's neck.
"Stop it, Yami! You'll be sleeping on the couch if you don't stop!" Yugi seethed, trying to remove the persistent hands of his lover.
/Aww.. Don't be that way, aibou. I can't help it... you taste too sweet./ he replied.
At this, Yugi redoubled his efforts in getting loose, squirming to get away from the two hands.
/Aibou.../ Yami said.
Yugi glared at Jou and Ryou who were snickering before answering. "What?"
/That does not make me want to let you go. If anything, it makes me more determined to keep you. If only to cover a small...problem you just gave me.../ the pharaoh smirked, nuzzling the tricolor haired teens neck.
He heard how Yami chuckled when he got rigid in his arms, not moving an inch. /You are so sleeping on the couch!/ Yugi mentally yelled.
/I bet I can make you change your mind when we get home.../ he said before he turned his attention back to the giggling blonde. "So, let us get back on track, shall we?" he asked.
Jou paled and shook his head, but Yami was persistent and he had decided that he wanted details. "Now, if I remember correctly, you were just about to explain how you have kept your virginity intact. Such an interesting topic, ne?" he chuckled at Jou's crestfallen look, his blonde head hanging slightly.
"I'm a virgin, so what?" he murmured, willing himself not to blush.
"Ah, but what you are not telling us is how you can still be one since you've had at least one boyfriend. And he couldn't keep his hands off of you for more than two minutes if I remember correctly." Yami mused.
Jou blushed at the memory of his most recent, and definitely most persistent boyfriend. "Well... he tried to get me in bed... but I didn't want to. I never even kissed the bloke." Jou shrugged. "He wasn't much for cuddling either. He just wanted to grope, fuck and leave me. No way I would sleep with some guy if it was just for one night." He mumbled into his knees. He had pulled his knees up to his chest and he had buried his head in them, not waning to connect eye contact with anyone at the moment.
Ryou sympathetically patted him on the back before smiling at the blonde. "I was like that with Bakura. When he first started hitting on me I thought he was bored and looking for another victim to torment." Ryou suddenly blushed and the pharaoh smirked knowingly. "Well, I finally agreed to date him, and since he didn't tried to rape me after the movie I decided to give him a chance. I actually almost drove him nuts before I actually slept with him." Ryou said, his blush intensifying.
"Are you sure that he is not torturing you from time to time anyway. While maintaining the best intentions, of course..." Yami asked, laughing out aloud when Ryou blushed harder and glared at him.
Yugi ignored his lover for the time being, not yet willing to forgive him and turned his attention to Jou. "What about Kaiba?" he inquired.
"What about moneybags?" Jou murmured, raising his head slightly to look at Yugi. "No way I'm sleeping with Kaiba! It's just a fake relationship anyway. And who would like to sleep with the boring, evil, coldhearted, stuck-up bastard with a stick up his ass?"
Yugi began to say something but was interrupted by a voice that came from behind Jou. "I can assure you, I have not, nor will I ever, have a stick, or the likes thereof, up my ass, as you so eloquently put it, mutt." Came the cold, emotionless voice of Seto Kaiba.
He had actually arrived a while ago, his meeting had only taken a few minutes. He had gotten the principal's approval and he had returned to get the blonde, but the conversation between the four friends had intrigued him, and he had chosen not to reveal his presence. As he stood on the other side of the massive tree, he had not been seen and he could listen to the conversation. That is, until he heard the quite funny, and true, but very rude, words of Katsuya Jonouchi, and decided to defend himself.
Jou felt very abashed as Kaiba had heard his comments on the brunette. He hadn't meant to be so mean, but he was still angry at Kaiba. "I...I... um..." he began, trying to explain himself.
"Don't bother, mutt. But since you found it so amusing to describe my character, maybe I should do yours. It is only fair, right, mutt?" Seto said, leaning his shoulder on the tree. "Well... I do believe that you could be described like this; a boisterous, truculent, incongruous, yapping, barking, truant who, apparently, wish he had something up his ass!" he said, smirking.
Jou was suddenly standing up in front of Kaiba, glaring up at the older male. He was tall, or at least he thought so, but it bothered him that Kaiba was taller than him. The bastard was three, maybe four inches taller than him, forcing Jou to look up at him. (Height wise Jou is 5'10" and Kaiba is 6'1-2")
"What the hell is your problem? If you are going to insult me do it so I can understand it! And act like the businessman you are, and stop insulting people all the time!" he said, gritting his teeth.
Seto merely snorted, creasing a brow. "I have impeccable mannerism, mutt." He said, when he saw that Jou was going to say something he gave him a stern look and continued. "It is merely a question if I am with people of matter. Since you are not, thus I can act the way I please, since you are well beneath me in status. If I, on the other hand, are meeting with people of the same, or higher, status, I follow the book on etiquette back to back, that, I can assure you."
The blonde head was tilted a bit to the side, the honey eyes large. Seto almost smiled when he saw how much a puppy Jou looked like at that moment. He sighed. "Come on, we are leaving." He said, grabbing a hold of the blonde's arm, careful not to hurt the puppy.
Jou snapped out of his daze and shook his head. "No! Let go! I don't want to go anywhere with you, you jerk! He said, his free arm grabbing a hold of the tree.
"Pup, we have to go, now." He said, tugging at the arm.
"Kaiba, let him go, he doesn't want to go with you." Yami said, standing beside them, having placed Yugi in the grass before walking over to them.
"Yeah! Listen to Yami, moneybags. The pharaoh commands and the priest listens!" he smirked.
Seto growled. "I do not believe in magic, and I do not have to do anything that he tells me to do."
"Let me go!" Jou shot back, trying to pull his arm free.
"No. Come on!" Seto said. As Yami came closer he did the only thing that came to his mind that might throw the blonde out of balance enough so he could drag him away. He kissed him.
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A/N Okay, this was a crappy chapter. I actually lost the real chapter five two times! And I had to rewrite it twice, and I might add that this chapter is much worse than the 'real' one. At first this was supposed to be a part of chapter five, but it became chapter six instead...
Okay, thank you for clearing out the 'Ryou' question. But since I made him a Brit. he might as well continue with being one... I am very sorry if I offend anyone by this decision.
Heh, I'm glad you guys liked the idea of a bit of bondage/discipline in the story. I have to admit, I am a bit of a BD(SM) freak. (well, mostly in fiction, not in real life...)
I still want suggestions on what the hell Mokuba is supposed to do at the dinner or what he might have planned, because I have no fucking idea! (I actually got a few suggestions, but I'm not sure wich one to use...)
Thanks for reading and reviewing. /Tadashi Shimisaki