A/N: Due to severe writer's block on all 10 of my stories, I'll be working on this one more! Good news for you, somewhat bad news for others… well it seems that Masayoshi is stuck with the twins right? Well not like it could get any more screwed up right? It's not like someone takes…ooh, can't say that yet either!

Disclaimer: I don't own Negima…uh…pretend there's a witty little comment here and I can get to the story ok?

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Screwed Up

Masayoshi sat down on the edge of the bed, something he was incredibly nervous in doing so, I'm stuck with two girls… I keep getting this feeling someone's watching me…and I think those two are going to kill me…can it get any worse? He suddenly felt his right hand get pulled up by one of the girls.

Fuka quickly pulled him up to the desk where Fumika was waiting, "Wan-wan-san, come on! Let's play!"

Masayoshi felt himself fall into a seat and he looked at what the girls were doing on the desk, he paled immediately, "K-kururi-san! T-that's illegal!"

Fuka smiled, "It's not that it really works right? It's just a game!" Fumika nodded, "Yeah. Besides, we're not going to ask for anything dangerous."

Fuka sat opposite of the shaking Masayoshi,"OK! We're going to go first! Put your finger here." She touched the one yen piece with her pointing finger and smiled at Masayoshi.

He shakily touched the coin gingerly, "W-who's going first?" Fumika pointed at Fuka a sly smile on her face.

Fuka nodded with a serious expression on her face, she closed her eyes and spoke in a strong voice, "Oh Kukuri-san, are you with us?"

The coin slid slowly to the "yes" on the bottom of the page, Masayoshi began to panic, what are the girls doing? This is really dangerous! Especially since our magic could… Fumika gasped, "Wow… it answered…" Masayoshi paled even more, Hold on...they didn't think it would work? What kind of mages are they...oh crap...

Fuka bit her lip in excitement, "OK Kukuri-san, tell us who Wan-wan-san is!"

Masayoshi tried his best to move it to "no" but the coin slowly made its way to "ma", He whimpered under the pressure. Causing a laugh from Fumika, "You really are a wan-wan aren't you?"

Fumika looked puzzled as the coin reached and stopped at "ma" she looked at Masayoshi with a funny look and poked his chest with her free hand, "What does it mean by 'ma'?" Masayoshi began to break a sweat, They don't know I'm a mage, they're not mages! They were joking! Stupid Masayoshi! Stupid Masayoshi!

The coin slowly moved to the left side of the paper, to where "ho" was. Masayoshi took a deep breath, if they figure it out I'll just erase their memory! Oh wait…I forgot I don't remember how to…so ironic… the coin stopped at "ho", creating the word maho (Mahou).

Fuka poked Masayoshi in the side with a suspicious look on her face, "Mahou? Are you a magician? Or maybe…" Using the last of his strength not used to cover up his fear, he slid the coin to "ra".

Fumika laughed, "Ahh…looks like Masayoshi is a just a Mahora student." Fuka laughed, "No fun Masayoshi!" Fumika gasped when she glanced over at the clock, "Onae-chan! We have to go!"

Masayoshi's eyebrows rose, "What do you mean by go?" He tried to let go of the coin but found his finger stuck on it to the paper then he quickly glanced away when the coin went to "ma" then "ho" and "tsu" and "ka" then finally "i" then repeat. He sweatdropped feeling no control over his hand as it repeatedly spelled out Mahoutsukai.

Fuka and Fumika quickly ran out the door, but Fumika stuck her head back in and answered Masayoshi, "We're going shopping with Konoka and Negi-sensei!"

Masayoshi nodded then gasped, "Damn! I need to go find Negi!" He quickly rushed to the door, but fell to the floor when his hand did not leave the paper. "Damn it Kukuri-san, let me go!" the coin quickly spelled out "You can never leave" "Oh you think that do you?" answered Masayoshi, a manic grin spreading on his face, "Well I guess you don't count as an evil spirit, but let's see how well my exorcism works on you!" He quickly reached for his quill and made a magic circle around the paper I hope the circle doesn't take the desk with it… he tapped it twice and whispered, "Spiritus ab intra verba emergo…spiritus dixi!" The paper was overtaken in a blinding light, and Masayoshi could feel his hand regain his own command. He flexed his fingers while smiling at the pile of ashes on the desk; the magic circle was just a circle of ashes as well. He stuck his tongue out at the pile, "Who can't leave now?"

He rushed out the door and went down the steps, he found himself in the middle of nowhere fast, but luckily he found a route on the map that pointed to some shopping district, that's where people go to shop right? Right?

He ran straight through the gates and stopped when he could see the two twins' pink hair, someone with long straight black hair, and the boy's ponytail. He sighed with relief, thank god they didn't go too far… the three girls and the boy went down the street browsing at every store he stayed within eyesight of them, but didn't want to be seen, no use getting them all worked up… but then from a small alleyway an arm shot out and grabbed Masayoshi's right shoulder and the darkness enveloped him.

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A/N: A bit longer than the other chapters eh? Well I guess that just means more time for Masayoshi right? Yay OC's! Well I'd really like you all to comment, review or something that lets me know you read it. Maybe you guys want Fuka and Fumika to find out about magic? Maybe you don't want them to? Maybe you'd like Masayoshi to get paired up? Maybe you don't. Tell me! I'll be here all year... Bonam Noctem!

Slight Translations/Explanations:

Kokuri-san – I'm not sure if I spelled this right…oh well, this is a highly popular, highly dangerous Japanese form of the Ouju board of America and Europe. It's known as a lesser form of spirit summoning, and my sources tell me it works. It's a piece of paper with Japanese letters on it, numbers 1-9 and yes and no on the bottom. Fumika and Masayoshi played how it should be done, but please do not play Kokuri-san, Ojou-board or any other occultic spirit-summoning devices.

Mahoutsukai – Japanese for Magician, Mahoujin is a word that means a female wizard. So Evangeline would be a Mahoujin, and Masayoshi would be a Mahoutsukai.

Wan-wan – Japanese for dog, it seems that this has become a nickname for my dear Masayoshi aye?

Onae-chan – Big sister, also a title of affection towards older girls you are familiar with. Onee-san is big brother, they sound very similar.

…Spiritus dixi! – Roughly "Spirit I have spoken!" in Latin.

Bonam Noctem – Latin for goodnight. At the end of every Negima! episode, there would be a pink square with the words Bonam Noctem in it. So I borrowed it… again.