A/N Hi there, I got it up before the two weeks was up, right? Heh, you only get one chapter. n.n

Well, here it is then:

Warnings: This story contains SEX, VIOLENCE, HOMOSEXUALITY, EXCESSIVE USE OF THE WORD 'FUCK', ANGST, CRUDE LANGUAGE, attempted murder on paparazzi and others, OOC, minor OC's, gay-bashing, YAOI and SHOUNEN-AI! MalexMale KISSING! (Not in this chapter though...)

Disclaimer: See chapter one.

The Wrong Idea

By Shimisaki-kun

Chapter nine – "No Comment!"

"Are you sure, Jou-kun?" Jacques asked, smiling when the blonde shook his head vigorously.

"No way! I'm fine the way I am!" the blonde insisted, backing away.

"Come on, it would only be a little, just some eyeliner and such..." the Frenchman said.

"I'm not wearing makeup!" Katsuya said, glaring at the approaching man. Like hell he was wearing makeup in broad daylight. Wearing it in the club was a totally different thing... Katsuya felt how he was pulled backwards and grunted a bit as he landed in one of the chairs by the mirror. "What the?" he growled.

"Sit still and let Jacques do what he wants, or we will never get out of here." Seto said, grabbing a hold of the blondes shoulders.

Katsuya wanted to fight the two men ganging up on him, but decided against it since he really wanted to get out of there. He pouted as Jacques came closer, eyeliner I hand.

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Katsuya kept grumbling to himself as they walked out of the store, both he and Kaiba were carrying a bag each. Kaiba had decided that they should only carry the clothes that Katsuya would need for the rest of the week and have the rest sent to Kaiba after the weekend. Katsuya glared at Kaiba, the bastard was walking a few steps ahead of him, not really caring if he would get lost or not. The blonde was once again wearing the white outfit, plus a few accessories that Jacques had insisted on; a watch with a white leather wristband on his left arm, a thin silver chain with a cross around his neck, and a thin ring of white gold on the ring-finger of his right hand.

Seto wished that the puppy would keep up, he wanted to go home, Mokuba was surely waiting on him by now. As he walked through the mall he noticed that people were staring at him, and not the usual stares he often received. As he looked around he also noticed that more people stared at the blonde behind him, than at him. He smirked. People just couldn't help not staring at the blonde, he truly was a sight to behold when dressed in white...

Katsuya walked up to Kaiba and just when he was going to ask why the hell he were just standing around for, a blinding flash made him go temporarily blind. "Aaah!" he shot out and covered his eyes with his arm.

Seto on the other hand just glared at the hoard of photographers surrounding them. "What do you want?" he asked calmly, trying to keep his irritation at bay. This was what he had been hoping for, right?

"Kaiba-sama, is it true that you and Jonouchi-san are having an affair?" a reporter asked.

"Kaiba-sama! There has been an eye-witness claiming that he saw the two of you having sex at the Myojin temple. Is this true? And if it is, why at the temple? Isn't that sacrilegious?" another reporter shouted.

"Jonouchi-san, is this whole relationship a scam so that Kaiba Corp will get more publicity?"

"Jonouchi-san, are you only dating Kaiba-sama because of his money?"

"How did the two of you meet?"

"When did your relationship take the turn for a more romantic one?"

"There has been speculations about whether the fact that Jonouchi-san is a minor is having any effect on your social life?"

"Kaiba-sama, are you aware of that if you are intimate with Jonouchi-san before he turns eighteen you can be prosecuted for rape?"

As Seto heard one preposterous question after another, he could feel the vein pulsating in his forehead. Before he could stop himself, he had opened his mouth. "QUIET!" he roared, making the hoard of reporters jump back, their eyes wide as the normally cool and quiet Seto Kaiba had a totally out of character outburst.

"First of all," he began. "when I find whoever taped us in the forest I will wring their necks, and second; No comment!" he shouted and grabbed Jou's right hand, starting to drag him out of the store. "And if any of you print an article or air a news program concerning either one of us or our relationship based on hearsay, without proper evidence, I will sue you!"

As soon as the two of them were outside the mall they started running, Seto leading the way, making Jou follow him or be left behind. They ran up the street, ignoring the weird stares they got from the people they passed by, soon they ended up in a park and Seto slowed down.

"Where are we?" Katsuya asked as Kaiba stopped.

"Niwa no shiro (1)," Seto answered, he let go of the blondes hand and leaned against the trunk of a tree to catch his breath. "My mother used to bring me and Mokuba here when we were children."

"That's right, you and Mokuba were adopted by him... what's his name..." Katsuya said, more to himself than Kaiba.

"Gozaburo Kaiba. He only adopted me since I looked like his dead son, and he only adopted Mokuba because I beat him in chess... the bastard probably let me win, too..." Seto mumbled, turning his head up he stared at the deep blue sky. It was starting to get late. They should probably head home since Mokuba had dinner planned...

"Um... Kaiba..." Katsuya began, uncertain as to how he should proceed.

"Yes, pup?" Seto said, still not looking at the blonde.

"M... Mokuba always says that you were so nice and that you always smiled at the orphanage, why did you stop?" Katsuya couldn't even look at Kaiba, the brunette would probably kick his ass just for asking. It wasn't his place to ask... he didn't even want to know... did he?

Startled, Seto looked down at the blonde, Jou had his head turned down, looking defeated, as if he was awaiting the final blow. "Why do you ask?"

"I... I... when we were at the st.. store you smi... smiled a bit... it suits you... you don't look as if you would die if you showed any emotion..." Katsuya blushed. He had said enough already, soon Kaiba would think that he had developed a crush on him, and that thought was preposterous, right?

"Well, being around Jacques usually makes me in a good mood, him and Mokuba are the only two people I spend any time with. And the question you asked me has a really simple answer, what reason do you have to smile if you are a prisoner in your own home, and if the only person you ever truly cared about is being used as a hostage? After 'father' died, I only... what was that?" he asked, stopping his story.

"What? I didn't hear anything." Katsuya said looking around.

"God, do they never give up?" Seto groaned as he saw photographers walking into the park. "Come on," he said, grabbing his bag, "let's go back to Domino. Mokuba must be done with dinner and he is probably mad enough, we do not have to make him any angrier." He whipped out his cellphone and called his driver.

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A/N So, the story moves forward, the next chapter will be the last of this day. I repeat, the last of this day, the fic will continue until I am finished with it. Heh, in chapter eleven you will all meet Jou's dad. :gasp: What will happen then? You have no idea, but since I have that chapter all planned out, I do!

Niwa no shiro means Castle garden... sorry for my crappy japanese >.0

Sorry this was a little short, the next chapter will be longer for sure!

Ja ne!

/ Tadashi Shimisaki