A/N I'm so sorry this took so long! It was supposed to be up months ago, god, I feel horrible… I'm gonna update the second part of this chapter in a few DAYS! As in three to five days, maximum… sorry for the wait…
Warnings: This story contains SEX, VIOLENCE, HOMOSEXUALITY, EXCESSIVE USE OF THE WORD 'FUCK', ANGST, CRUDE LANGUAGE, attempted murder on paparazzi and others, OOC, minor OC's, gay-bashing, YAOI and SHOUNEN-AI! MalexMale KISSING!
Disclaimer: See chapter one.
The Wrong Idea
By Shimisaki-kun
Chapter ten – "Dessert, anyone?" (part A)
The ride back to Domino was quiet and Katsuya sighed as they drove past the gates that announced their arrival to the Kaiba mansion. The limo slowly drove up the gravel path and stopped in front of the main doors. He was beginning to get uneasy, this was moneybags turf, and he did not think that the home team would go easy on him for one second. He looked up as the door was opened and Kaiba got out, he slowly followed. When he was standing on the tiny stones on Kaiba's driveway and looked up at the house, he had a hard time not dropping his chin.
The mansion was huge, roman colons adorning the front, roman style arch right before the roof began. From what he could see the mansion consisted of one main building and two wings connected with each short end of the main house. The garden, or what he could see of it from where he was standing, consisted of arrangements of assorted flowers and bushes, a few trees circled with flowers around them.
When Katsuya once again returned his attention to his 'host' he found the brunette staring at him with an unreadable expression on his face. "What?" he asked, self-consciously straightening his back.
Seto said nothing just turned around and started to walk up the marble staircase to the entrance of his, well, his and Mokuba's, mansion. "Are you coming?" he asked without turning around, grabbing a hold of the cold brass handle.
Katsuya muttered some unintelligible words as he followed Kaiba up the steps and over to the door. He heard the car doors close behind him and turned around to watch as the car drive away. He clutched the bag he was carrying before once again focusing his attention to Kaiba.
He waited while the blonde walked up the stairs and until he had the puppy's undivided attention before turning the handle down, opening the door. Once they walked inside they were met by dimmed lights and soft instrumental music. Seto mentally sighed. His brother had done some planning it seemed. They slowly walked into the darkness when a fuzzy blur suddenly attacked him, wrapping its small hands around his waist and hugging before letting go and attacking the person behind him. He chuckled slightly when he heard a crash and shook his head.
Katsuya had no way of preparing for the blow as he was suddenly knocked down onto the ground, his head painfully acquainting itself with the hardwood floor, a small form straddling his thin waist. He groaned as he opened his eyes, finding him stare into a shaded face. "Um… Hi?" he said, wincing as he lifted his head from the floor slightly.
"Hi, Jou!" a perky voice said, a smile in his voice. Suddenly the lights came back on, both of the persons on the floor flinching painfully as little white spots danced in front of their eyes. "What did you do that for, nii-sama?" Mokuba Kaiba asked, turning to stare at his older brother, his black hair falling over his shoulders.
"Mokuba, even though you are exited, it is not an excuse to attack your guests in a darkened room, is it?" Seto asked, maybe a bit sterner than he had intended, but his brother had hurt his puppy as he… glomped, him as they call it.
Mokuba immediately looked like a kicked puppy, hanging his head as he slowly got up from Katsuya. "Yes, nii-sama, I'm sorry." He said ashamedly, his arms clasped behind his back.
Katsuya slowly got up, rubbing the sore spot in the back of his head. He stood by Mokuba's side and placed a hand on his shoulder. "It's okay, I'm fine, I'm pretty thickheaded like that. Thank you for the invitation, by the way, Mokuba." As he saw the bright smile on Mokuba's face he could not help but smile either.
Seto sighed as the two were standing and smiling at each other. "Should we go into the dining room and have dinner before it gets too cold?" he asked. The two smiling idiots nodded and followed him into the dining room.
Once again Katsuya was in awe. Everything in the roomed screamed of money and exquisite taste. In the middle of the room a giant crystal chandelier with lit candles hung over a ten foot long table. The table was white and polished, the legs curved outward in gentle bends. The chairs were in the same style as the table, high straight backs with a rounded top, curved legs and a crimson seat. Both the table and chairs had decorations adorning them. The chairs had vines painted onto the arch of the backrest in silver, while the table had an intricate design along the outer edge of the table, and in the center, directly under the chandelier, in the same silver color. The rest of the room was mostly too dark to see, but he could hint the wood paneling and the large portraits if he tried hard enough.
"Okay, 'lesse… Jou, you and nii-sama sit down over there," Mokuba said and pointed as he ran around the table, sitting down right across from them. "This way, I can see and talk to both of you!" he said happily. Katsuya smiled and had an urge to huggle the small duelist in front of him.
Seto took the blondes hand and they walked over to their designated seats. Seto pulled out a chair and stared at the puppy. "Well," he said after receiving a confused look from the boy clad in white. He sighed exasperatedly. "You are supposed to get over here and sit down, stupid." He said, pulling the chair out a bit more.
"Hn, it's not 'sif I can't pull out my own chair, moneybags." Katsuya muttered, sticking his tongue out to Kaiba as he sat down in the chair on the left of the one Kaiba was holding out for him.
"Hn, sorry, forgot that you don't have any mannerism, terribly inconsiderate of me." Seto drawled as he sat down next to his alleged boyfriend. He could barely contain a flinch as said blonde kicked him in the shin while smiling sweetly at his little brother. 'Damned mutt!' he thought as he gave the disobedient puppy a sideways glare.
"Well, anyway, the food should be coming out shortly." Mokuba said, not trying to hide his happy smile. "So, did you do anything special today?" he asked.
Seto raised a brow. "You mean other than get our relationship outed on national television?" Mokuba nodded. "Nothing much, the student council caught us making out," at this, Seto smirked as his 'date' spat out the water that he was drinking, and began coughing violently. "And then I had to tell some people not to mistreat my belongings, some more making out, we went to Jacque's, got stalked by paparazzi then came here. Did I forget something, puppy?" he asked, smirking at the blonde's expression of sheer and utter humiliation, his mouth open and his eyes staring at Seto in disbelief.
"You… you bastard! How can you tell people something like that so flippantly? Much less to your younger brother?" Katsuya shouted, standing up and almost making the chair fall over. "I… I swear I will…" he was interrupted by a door opening and people walking inside, carrying plates and a pitcher of clear water with a few pieces of lemon.
The waiters placed a plate with a bowl on it in front of each boy before placing the pitcher on the table. The soup in the bowl was a creamy white with a swirl of green, a few leaves of basil in the middle.
"Um," Katsuya began warily, picking up his spoon. "What kind of soup is this, Mokuba?"
"Um… I think it is cream, asparagus and ginger soup. I dunno, I just asked the chef to make something sp… " Mokuba quieted down and picked up his own spoon. "Um, yeah, I just asked him to make something good…" he looked at his own soup that was green with a swirl of cream. His soup was a normal vichyssoise, while his brothers and Jou's soup was supposedly some kind of aphrodisiac, well, from what he had read anyway. All of the courses tonight were from a special menu he had found online earlier, but he would eat his own nonspecial food, well all courses except the dessert since it was too yummy to give up.
Seto eyed Mokuba warily, something was not right, but he could not put his finger onto it. Well, he could always make him tell him later. He, also, picked up his spoon and brought it down into the creamy soup, after putting the basil onto the plate he started eating. As he tasted a spoonful of the soup he could feel the creamy, sweet taste seep into his taste buds. He mentally shrugged, the soup was good, it couldn't be that, maybe he had done something with the main course? Seto forced his brain to stop being suspicious and just enjoy the meal.
"Ah, this is good!" Katsuya exclaimed after he cautiously tasted the soup. Halfway through the soup he could feel his temperature raising subtly, making him reach for the glass of water placed in front of him. Soon it was time for the next course, which was a salad. Katsuya stared at the small plate with a mix of dread and horror. Greens... salad... he even thought he saw a glimpse of a tomato in there. Was he a rabbit? Did he look like a rabbit? Did he have long fuzzy ears and a round fluffy tail? No, he did not think so. He lifted his small fork (since both Mokuba and Kaiba had picked that one, Katsuya was fairly sure that it was the right one.) and began to poke the salad lightly. A piece of a carrot fell out, making a clinking sound on the plate. He grimaced. He visibly started when he could feel a hand placed on his thigh. He clutched his fork tightly and counted to three, willing himself not to drive the fork through the offending hand, currently resting on his leg. He turned his head to look at the man on his right, glaring into the blue eyes of one Seto Kaiba. "What?" He grumbled through gritted teeth, glaring a hole through the brunette's skull.
Seto paid no attention to the tries of the blonde; he merely tightened his hold on Jou, making the blonde gasp almost inaudibly. "You should start eating, at least try it before you frown at it." He ordered Jou, his eyes stern.
Katsuya glared at him with fiery eyes before turning back to his plate. He slowly stared eating the salad, his mind set on ranting mode, so he did not even register the taste of the course. Soon his plate was empty. He saw Kaiba nod, approvingly, but he could still feel the hand on his thigh, warming his leg gently. He fought down a blush, and reached for the water once more.
The last course was soon brought out; it was roasted chicken with chili and Maca Root with fried rice and stir-fried vegetables (Mokuba introduce the course), it smelled heavenly. As he started eating, he felt the hand on his thigh being removed. It left an uncomfortable chill where it had previously warmed his leg. He cast a sidelong glance at Kaiba, watching him cutting a piece of the chicken breast before piercing a piece of baby corn and a water chestnut. He quickly concentrated at his own food as he started to pay attention to the pale lips that closed around the fork sensually, horrified at his own train of thought.
After eating the dish Katsuya felt unnaturally warm again, but not so subtly this time. His face felt a bit flushed and his heart was beating more rapidly. This time he did not jump when the hand placed itself on his thigh, but his heart quickened its pace. Katsuya's breath also hitched as he noticed the hand had been placed higher on his thigh this time.
Seto started to rub his hands against Jou's thigh, going a few inches higher before slowly going back to its starting point. He smirked to himself as he heard the blonde besides him gasp slightly as he added some pressure.
Katsuya hardly noticed when the dessert was brought in, as he tried to will his body not to react as the brunette beside him kept caressing and massaging his thigh. He blinked when a plate of chocolate mousse was placed in between him and Kaiba.
"This is chocolate mousse with raspberry-swirl and mint. The chef said it was a Swiss specialty." Mokuba explained happily as he took a large spoonful of the chocolaty treat.
"Um… Kaiba," Katsuya began, speaking softly so Mokuba wouldn't hear.
"Yes?" Seto answered, picking up his own spoon.
"Why did we only get one dessert?"
Seto sighed and turned his head towards Jou. "Pup, look at the size of this thing, we are supposed to share, stupid." He said as he help a spoonful of mousse in front of the blondes face.
Katsuya frowned. "I am not eating that if you are gonna feed me with it!" he declared.
"Eat it, Mokuba is watching." Seto said, trying not to show his frustration with the blonde.
Katsuya glanced over to the other side of the table, and true enough, there was Mokuba, watching them intently. He sighed inwardly as he bent over and took the outstretched spoon into his mouth, he almost moaned as the chocolate mousse melted and an intense explosion of flavors took place on his tongue.
Seto watched the blonde's delighted expression as he slowly sat back up into his chair after taking the treat. He could almost hear the moan that would have escaped those plump lips if he had let it. It was getting dangerous. His body kept reacting unconsciously to the blonde's movements and adorable sounds. He really should do something about it, but what? Well, maybe he would think of something later, but right now he felt like watching Jonouchi Katsuya eat chocolate mousse.
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A/N The Maca Root is some sort of aphrodisiac that has been used by the Incas for more than 3000 years ago for energy, endurance and a heightened sexual desire. Some people think of ginger as an aphrodisiac… dunno why… and in the salad there was another sort of root-thingy that is for heightened sexual desire. Heh, next part of this two-part chapter will be steamy! A bit of lime with a side of gropage awaits you!