Part 2
AN: This is for all of you who wanted an Epilogue
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There was a moment of silence, then Rodney replied, "Oh, the whumpers outside would so love to see us now!" After all, the both of them were injured and in excoriating pain.
Sheppard considered this. "But now that we've been whumped, we'll get some comfort, right? Cos I could sure use some comfort right about now."
McKay looked at the injured pilot feeling his own arm pulsating with pain. "Er... yes, I believe you're right. I believe those chasing us will be less dangerous now. They wouldn't need to chase us into dangerous situations where we'll be injured in order to appease their whumpaholic delights."
"They already did," Sheppard observed.
"Huh? What?" Rodney asked dumbly.
"We've been chased into this room. We've been whumped remember?" Sometimes, Rodney needed a whack on the head just to see the light.
"Hmm. I suppose you're right." Rodney replied.
Sheppard nodded and despite the pain, his smile widened. "That's what I thought. So shall we?"
Rodney suddenly caught on to what the pilot was considering. "Are you serious? Do you really think that's wise?"
Sheppard stared at Rodney hard in the eye. "Well, it's either that, or we remain stuck in here, with no one rescuing us. And you'll end up dying from a hypoglycemic reaction first before I die of thirst and starvation."
Rodney blanched. "Good point."
"Besides Rodney," Sheppard drawled. "I'm really looking forward to the comfort bit. I say it's time for us to get some good o' TLC. That is, if you're right."
"Of course I'm right! I'm always right!" Rodney huffed, puffing up his chest like a proud peacock. "And you would love that wouldn't you? You with all your Kirk syndrome!"
Sheppard just smirked. "Okay Rodney, you ready?" he asked, getting ready to think the hidden panel door to swish open again.
Rodney took a gulp and nodded. "As I'll ever be."
The door swished open, and together both men started to yell out at the top of their lungs "HELP!!"
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The End
AN: Well, hope you've enjoyed it and had a laugh or two. No offense was intended to all whumpers out there, as I like reading and writing about whump myself :)