Yes a filler! WOOT! Actually that's the next chapter, so leave a couple of scenarios and I'll do almost everything you'd like! And as for this chapter, we'll change the pace a bit and throw in the Librarian Trio! The Library Wars Part 1!

Disclaimer: I tried to see if I could trick Ken into giving the papers over but…

Lawyer Dude: He now has a restraining order set on him.

Maria: You're such an idiot…

Alex: He is only half-Japanese after all…

MMR: It's not my fault! I thought he would give up if I just shook him up!

Lawyer Dude: What a fool…

Alex: Disgrace to human-kind…

Maria: Still an idiot…

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Screwed Up

Fumika woke up as Masayoshi began to tear the room apart, "Wan-wan-kun?" She jolted up as he threw open the dresser drawers and threw various articles of clothing, articles of clothing that made Fumika blush a crimson red and gape as he relentlessly threw them over his shoulder. "Aaaiiiii! What are you doing? Those are my - EEEKKK!"

Fuka woke up rubbing her eye with her hand making a smacking noise with her mouth, "Eh… wazgoinon?" Her eyes widened in horror as Masayoshi began to rummage through her stuff as well, "AAAHHHH! What are you doing! Bad wan-wan! Get away from those!"

Kaede was out training for a bit before school so she wasn't present, but if she was Masayoshi would no longer be alive.

Masayoshi growled angrily as he dropped a pair of shorts on the floor. He violently turned his head towards the twins, who quickly embraced each other in fear. He clenched his fist in desperate need of peace, "Where… is… my book…"

Fuka opened and closed her mouth a bit, but no sound came out. Fumika whimpered something inaudible. Masayoshi's eyes became wide and in a blink of an eye had Fumika by her collar, raising her to his eye-level, "What did you say?"

Fumika laughed out of sheer fear, "I might have taken it to Library Island by mistake! I'm so sorry! It was in a pile of books and and then I…."

Masayoshi sighed in relief and dropped Fumika who landed on her bottom with a slight bump. He smiled and ran off to Negi's class, happy to know his book is quite safe in the infamous library that he's heard so much about back at his old school.

Masayoshi got lost again before he even got into the right building, but he made it and was twenty seconds early. He stood outside the door, and took a deep breath before he opened the door. He swung it open with a bishonen smile and face, but it immediately became a facial expression that said, "Yep… I knew it…"

The classroom was in complete disarray, the girls were everywhere, mostly around Negi hugging him and saying how much they missed him over the weekends and blah blah blah… "Lucky bastard…" Masayoshi closed the door and took another deep breath as the school bell rang. This time when he opened it the class seemed angelic, the girls were all sitting down smiling at Negi who looked as surprised as Masayoshi.

Negi raised an eyebrow and shook his head at Masayoshi, he shrugged with his mouth slightly open. Masayoshi shrugged too, then he went to try to find a seat, his first try was to sit adjacent with Kazumi, but he noticed a ghost there, he just shrugged it off as though it was normal for this unnatural phenominon to be sitting there just minding its business. His next try was to sit by the vampire girl, but she glared at him with such hatred he actually flinched. So he decided to just find an extra chair and sat in the corner looking cool. It worked.

The class was actually of no help to Masayoshi, he already knew multiple languages, I mean he's a student magi, he needs to know these sorts of things. The girls all filed out, most of them didn't give Masayoshi a second glance, Kazumi smiled and waved, the yurei smiled at him from her seat too, but when he smiled back, she just sat there, a stunned expression on her face.

Negi sighed and smiled to Masayoshi, "So is everything alright?" He motioned to the outside view from the window.

Masayoshi nodded a bit, "Yeah, I'm just wondering what the author was thinking when he wrote this piece of crap, I mean there's no plot, and yet he claims there is! Then there are these huge plot holes, like what happened to that girl that attacked the main character? Is she dead? Is she still locked up? Ugh…"

Negi sweatdropped, "Um… what did you say?"

Masayoshi looked up from a book that was sitting on Negi's desk moments before titled Random, "Whazzat? Oh sorry Negi, you meant here? Well…" He shut the book, "I'm just wondering why these people are trying to pick a fight with the younger mages of this school. I mean if they were to attack younger mage to wipe out magic, wouldn't they have went to my school or something? What's so special about the magic-users in this school?"

Negi sat down on his desk and thought about it until Masayoshi began to rant again, "Now the inn burned down, what the F is with this! And he's definitely dead… what? You're kidding me! How did he survive…? Oh, now I get it. Heh, that's a good one."

Negi took the book and sat it down on his desk, "It's a weird book isn't it? I found it in the library. It was sitting on a table all by itself, yet it wasn't checked out or anything. So I brought it here and read it, the author is kind of stupid, but he has his fine points."

Masayoshi nodded, "yeah…"

(The two simply sat in silence for a bit, the question about the young magi and their importance was soon forgotten.)

Yue Ayase stood at the counter of the library with an expression of boredom on her face. On the counter was a thick, leather bound, black book. Nodoka Miyazaki appeared from the backroom looking slightly red from working, "I-I couldn't find out anything about this book…"

"It's in Latin."

"Yue?"

"It's in Latin."

"I know…"

"So it's probably one of Negi-sensei's books…"

"Y-you mean its N-Negi-sensei's?" Nodoka became a shade redder than she already was, and it wasn't because of work.

"Most likely."

Nodoka slowly walked over and grabbed the book, "…then we should give it back to him…"

Masayoshi wandered the campus, looking like a very confused and lost dog. He turned in circles until he finally found out which way was north, but screwed that up as well, crap…

Kazumi smiled from behind some bushes, I haven't gotten a good story in a while, but he's perfect! She took multiple shots of him walking around foolishly and sneaked away with a sly smile.

Masayoshi looked at the map and compass Negi gave him and realized he had both of them facing wrong directions, he flipped them over and found the right route and walked there glad that no one was around.

Eventually Masayoshi found his way to Library Island, though it was almost dusk. He entered, glad that it was unlocked. He quickly scanned the room in silence, then suddenly yelled, "WHERE IS MY BOOK!"

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Yeah… so about that filler! I need some ideas to rake in some reviews so maybe… I might just have no choice but to write… a lemon in here… that's all I can think of…

I'm kidding! Jeez… what are you guys? Perverts? Uh duh! Well like I said, I don't have that sort of ability. Hell, Maria might be able to, but not me. So being factual here, I need an idea for a filler chapter, and unlike good ol' True Serac (Where are you man?) it won't do anything to the story plot-wise other than possibly improve trust with others and improve relations, or give a bit of background info. Who knows? So review and I'll even be happy with a "U suk! Dunt Rite enimour!1!" I'm not telling you to write this of course… but… you know… I just need… a sign… If you write it… they will come… and hopefully review.

Slight Translations/Explanations:

Random – Ever wonder where I got this nickname? It's all because of this fiction comedy story baby! I might just reference other books and, maybe if you're nice, other fanfics in here. But you have to earn it you lazy scumbags! Just kidding, I know you're not lazy scumbags.