This filler chappy is made in the honor of the one and only Jennon-Donnon! A man who's reviewed every chapter of mine, diligently and accurately, pointing out my every error in a quest to make me a greater author! Cheers Jennon-Donnon, for we have not forgotten you here in Writer's Trinity!

Disclaimer: Yeah… Negima… still not mine…

Maria: Maybe next time you should ask nicely.

Alex: Or perhaps you should get rid of the Lawyer first.

MMR: Hey! Great Idea! Get 'em!

Lawyer Dude: Shit!

Alex, Maria, and MMR: (tackles the lawyer off-screen…page.)

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Screwed Up

Masayoshi slept well, his book held tightly at his chest. Negi returned his book shakily, muttering something about spirits and demons.

The Narutaki twins quietly snuck past him and left the room, it was still two hours until school started, but Incho said everyone was to come a few hours early, the siblings could smell a plan…

Ayaka slammed her fist on the desk, "So is everyone with me?" Several of the girls present cheered, actually nobody didn't cheer.

The twins burst into the door cheering as well, Ayaka and the girls already in the room turned and cheered, but then Fuka said, "What are we cheering for?"

Ayaka lost her balance and fell to the floor, she jumped up and grabbed the Narutaki twins' shoulders, "Since today is Valentine's Day we're all going to play a game, whoever gives Negi the greatest present is the winner and gets to take Negi out on a date!"

Fuka giggled at the thought, but Fumika rose her hand in question, "What do we do about wan-wan-kun then?"

Ayaka raised an eyebrow, "You have a dog?"

Fumika and Fuka giggled a bit, imagining what Masayoshi would look like if he was a real dog, "No, the boy who sits in the corner during class. He wears the Japanese Uniform…" None of the girls except Sayo seemed to remember him, Kazumi was still asleep and the library trio will get the news during class. Sayo was waving her hands and trying to get attention, but to her despair no one noticed her. Fumika snapped her fingers, "Kazumi wrote that story about the crazy person that destroyed the library!" She was answered with many "oh"s and "I remember now"s.

Makie raised her hand as well, "So we all give presents to Masayoshi too? I bet he'd really appreciate it! Maybe he'll talk during class!" This statement went quite well with the rest of the class, some blushed at the though of giving a present to the laid-back, cold boy. Others thought the same, but with a bit of fear. The twins also blushed slightly, but only because they were afraid of what his reaction would be, for two of his roommates to give him presents… awkward…

Konoka clapped, "Then it's decided! We give presents to Negi and Masayoshi! Whoever gives them the best present will take them out for a date! Tell your friends!"

Masayoshi woke up with a dreadful feeling, he knew the day, he knew the event, what he didn't know is he just became entwined in a master plan… Kaede was gone, probably just left, the other two were missing as well… on Valentine's Day… Masayoshi fell to the floor and propped himself up on his knees, in a praying position, Ah… dear Kami… please if you love me at all… let this day pass as easily as the rest… as he got up he hit his head on the desk, he looked up at the ceiling, "Yeah, nice!"

He stepped out of the room with his Gakuran neatly on, he kept his book on his shoulder on the strap, and his newly refilled pen sat innocently in his back pocket. He walked three steps forward, prepared for anything. Unfortunately on the fourth step Fumika appeared out of nowhere and stood shaking slightly. Masayoshi sighed in the inside, she's too young to think of me like that… he felt somewhat worried, because she was red, shaking, and no sound came out when she tried to talk.

"H-hey Fumika? Are you alright? You look… ah… sickly…" Masayoshi took a step forward, his worry turning into panic as she put a decorated bar of chocolate in his hand.

Fumika turned less red and her breathing became normal, "That's for being a good wan-wan! Um… don't eat that all at once, or you'll get sick… OK? Um… see you in class!" She ran down the stairs, leaving a dumbstruck Masayoshi in front of the door, gaping at the chocolate bar.

Masayoshi left the chocolate at the room, he put it on the desk on top of his book, a tome of incredible magical power and I'm using it for a fridge… He opened the door to see Negi getting swarmed by the girls, chocolate was flying and small toys and gifts were littered all over the floor. Masayoshi looked for his chair, and was dismayed to find it broken. He sighed and walked toward Kazumi's desk, but nearly bumped into the yurei… er almost went through the yurei… she smiled and waved, Masayoshi sighed and waved then turned to sit by the vampire girl. He sat down not caring whether she tried to kill him or not, his book will protect… shit…

Evangeline's face darkened as the boy sat next to her, he seemed like he was scared half to death, Evangeline smiled deviously lovely, all I have to do is finish the other half…

Masayoshi concentrated on every spell he could remember that can protect him. The only problem was that he forgot every spell except for his trademark fireball. When the vampire moved he closed his eyes trying to recall a certain spell that will make her hallucinate and see her allies, used for escaping of course. He wrote on his pants, "Spritus ab intra verbo emergo…" He seen the spell go off and turn towards Evangeline hoping she wasn't going to kill him, she was dumbstruck.

Evangeline moved and turned to her side opposite of Masayoshi to fix her clothes and when she turned to try to see what he was whispering about nearly fell out of her seat, there, instead of Masayoshi sitting there, Nagi standing close to her.

Nagi looked into Evangeline's eyes and smiled, "You've been a good girl right?"

Evangeline whimpered recalling the horrible things she's done, "I-I was good for the most part!" her anger returned when she remembered his lies, "You promised you would return for me! You lied!"

Nagi shook his head and stroked his hair with his left hand, "I was awfully busy, besides trying to get here took a long long time… but I'm here now so just hold on here ok?"

Evangeline almost cried, she was going to be free, and will be able to travel with Nagi, and if he doesn't accept she'll continue to train with Negi, it's a win-win."

Then the bell rang.

Evangeline sat blinking in the empty class, a glowing magic circle was hovering a few feet from the ground by her adjacent seat, she soon realized what happened and stamped her feet, "Damn him!"

Masayoshi sighed during lunchbreak, he sat on his usual bench and just let all of his worries wash away in the sunlight. He stirred slightly when the bench shifted when someone sat next to him, whoever it was began to talk, he really didn't care, but was listening all the same.

"…so I'm really sorry if it made you uncomfortable, sometimes when I think about the scoop, I forget that some people might not really like it…"

Masayoshi opened an eye, "Kazumi?" Yep it was her… with chocolate?

Kazumi was as red as her hair, "Y-yeah… so like I said, you don't have to think of this as a Valentine's present, but more like a gift for saying sorry…" She set the chocolate box on the bench and started to walk away.

"You don't have to worry about this you know…"

Kazumi stopped and turned around, Masayoshi didn't move, but the chocolate box was on his lap. He spoke again, eyes still closed, "I accept your apology…" she smiled and turned to go back to the grounds, but stopped when he spoke again, "Expect a gift on White Day alright?" Kazumi blushed, but nodded all the same.

Konoka smiled as she presented her gift to Masayoshi, "Thanks for taking care of Negi-kun!" Masayoshi accepted the funny-looking alarm clock with a smile; this might just help him in the future.

Setsuna dropped the journal down at Masayoshi's feet, "… I noticed you like to read so… I thought you'd like this. Bye." She never even looked up and her voice was icy, but Masayoshi could tell it was a "thanks" if he ever heard one.

Sayo sat with Masayoshi near the dorm doors, they didn't say anything to each other, but when you see a yurei and some sort of exorcist sitting together, you know they must be on friendly terms.

Fuka and Fumika ate the chocolate cake in pure ecstacy, it was Masayoshi's but for some reason he wasn't in the mood for much chocolate, the girls didn't ask any questions when he said they could have it. Masayoshi slept on the floor near them, smiling in his sleep, his stomach a sea of churning chocolate, but he still felt pretty darn good...

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There we have it! My filler chapter that will be concluded next time! So here's the part where I just talk to you all… yeah… well I guess you really can't talk during fillers… um… in Japan Valentine's Day is the day girls give the boys they like chocolate, or a gift, one month later, on White Day, boys give chocolate, or a gift, back to the girls that gave them chocolate. So it's like payback. So maybe the next filler will be about that day… next chapter expect a double date of Negi and Masayoshi paired up with two lucky Mahora girls! You vote for who won, it doesn't have to be anyone I mentioned either, just give me a name! Two actually, one for Masayoshi and one for Negi! Bye bye!

Slight Translations/Explanations:

Inchou: Jennon-Donnon will tell me if I spelled it right… the class prez, or in America, the rep.