This is the next part of the filler, a filler that had a vote, and the polls are in! Well that's very interesting! We have our winners folks! I hope you're ready! Once again this entire filler is dedicated to the ever-present Jennon-Donnon, who I congradulate for updating his story! I also thank him for putting me into his AN, many thanks!

Disclaimer: MMR is to not owning Negima! as Jennon-Donnon is to ignoring a typo.

Maria: You must be the only author that talks about other authors in the story.

Alex: Brown-noser.

MMR: I appreciate what they do!

Lawyer Dude: …I can't feel my legs…

Maria: Still alive? Well I'll take care of that…

Alex: Watch it... he's bleeding on my good shoes.

Lawyer Dude: Sorry.

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Screwed Up

Kazumi counted the polls and made sure no one cheated for Negi's heart… and some for Masayoshi… she looked up once more at the crowd of 2-a girls, they all looked so… prepared for the news… she cleared her voice, "The winner of Negi-sensei's heart is…"

Negi looked up from his desk in the teachers' lounge, he could have swore he just heard screaming from his room.

Kazumi sweatdropped as the jubilee ended, odd how so many could cheer when they were all fighting for the big prize. She almost fell down when the girls already began to file out, she quickly yelled to their retreating backs, "Hey! What about Masayoshi! Don't you want to know who gets him?" A few girls stopped and turned around looking somewhat embarrassed about forgetting about the boy. After a few moments only about ten girls were left counting Kazumi. She scanned the paper and crossed off some names of those not present and anyone who did not give a present to Masayoshi. That left only a few girls… Kazumi checked the list again, wondering where she was, she gave a box of home-made chocolate blocks, so she didn't think she was ranking high… then she gasped as she seen the highest ranker. "Ahem…" she scanned the room checking if the winner was present she was, looking like she had no idea what was about to happen… "The winner for Masayoshi is…"

Masayoshi's head shot back from the twins' desk and he hit his head on a shelf, he went straight down and hit his head again on the desk. After a few seconds he shakily stood up and looked outside, "Damn… it's going to be another long, god-forsaken day isn't it?" His alarm clock fell from the now crooked shelf and hit him on the top of his head and began to play an annoying song. He wasn't fazed from the hit, but almost cried when he thought about what was happening to him, and the fact that it wasn't even 12:00 pm yet.

Kaede was laying on her bed, top bunk, listening to Masayoshi whimper and cry silently, she laughed a little to herself, "He really is just a sad little dog…"

In the girls' dorm everyone went to the main lobby, with pillows, blankets, and other various sleeping implements and huddled around a single, large television set. It was silent static for most of the time, and the girls were all gossiping among themselves.

Yue looked around trying to find Nodoka, she was nowhere to be found, Haruna sat next to her and pulled Yue down, "Relax, Yuecchi, she'll be here eventually."

Ako Izumi was currently trying to get the tv working, she turned towards the crowd looking somewhat miserable, "Hey… why am I fixing the television?" She sweatdropped as Chao and Satomi were sleeping, obviously from waiting for the TV to get fixed. Ako sighed and hit a shifty-looking switch, all this did was turn the mute off, and the annoying static noise blasted the eardrums of everyone in the room.

Ako was slumped on the ground, and when her hearing came back she noticed that the static was replaced with an excited looking Kazumi, a very out-of-place Konoka and behind them in the distance Negi. Ako quickly yelled, "Hey! I fixed it! Hurry and wake up!"

Kazumi held the mic in her left hand and used her right hand to make a number one sign, "Welcome to the first-ever Valentine Date! The polls are in and the two boys will meet their mystery dates in mere moments! Who could the winners be? Stand by and we'll be watching every moment of this date via camera!"

Konoka smiled, "Too bad I didn't win, this was the only date I ever looked forward too." Kazumi smiled at her then looked back at the camera, "You were close Konoka, you almost won Negi's heart by the charts! As for Masayoshi… well I don't think anyone expected this."

Konoka smiled brightly, "I was close, that's neat!" Kazumi nodded, "Now we wait!"

Negi sighed, he looked at the note in his hand, Dear Negi-sensei, I need to talk to you about something really important this evening, please meet me near the gates. There was no name at all, and Negi couldn't quite tell the writing.

Masayoshi walked up behind Negi and put a hand on his shoulder, "How's it goin' teach?"

Negi turned around and smiled, "Oh you wrote this? Is there a problem Masayoshi?"

Masayoshi raised an eyebrow and took the note, after quickly scanning the paper he began to laugh uncontrollably, "Y-you thought this was me! Ahahahaha! Since when do I sound like this? If I wrote this I would have told you to just get your butt over to the dorms. This looks like a set-up Negi…"

Negi looked shocked, "A set-up? F-for what?"

Suddenly a very very embarrassed Nodoka appeared behind Negi, she was wearing casual clothes, and a beet red face. "N-Negi-sensei! I w-was wondering… w-would you l-like to go… go on a date?"

Negi turned red too, "I-I don't know… I though we were just… fr-friends…"

Nodoka looked down at her feet, "I-I see…"

Masayoshi bit his lip, terrible situation there… I really should help… "You know Negi…" Nodoka and Negi both faced him, "Er…" He was surprised with the desperate pleas on both of their faces, "You should just go with her… you know… as a friend!"

Negi, now relieved, nodded, "Is that OK Miyazaki-san?"

Nodoka nodded gratefully towards Masayoshi, then turned to Negi, "Y-yes, it was meant… to be like this anyway…"

Yue and Haruna both looked at the screen mouths agape. They heard the entire conversation thanks to the computer work of Chisame, Nodoka though not very apparent, has become very brave…

Masayoshi began to wonder what he was doing there, he was kicked out of the twins' room by Kaede, who said he should go and for a walk. So then he did so, then he seen Negi by the gate and then this happened. He shrugged and began to walk away but he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned expecting Negi, but was greeted by the cold desolate face of Setsuna. Masayoshi smiled, "Hi. What are you doing out here so late at night?"

A vein twitched in Setsuna's hand, "Come." She walked towards the retreating figures of Nodoka and Negi.

Masayoshi, now interested began to follow. "Where are we going?"

Setsuna coughed, she didn't want to have any part of this, a simple thank you for saving her and she was done, but no… they had to include her in this entire charade and she has to date him for a day. "We're going to make sure Negi and Nodoka are safe."

Masayoshi checked his pockets for his pen, but realized it's in the Narutaki twins' room. Shit… "Um… ok…"

Kazumi sighed as Setsuna and Masayoshi disappeared from sight, she turned back to the camera, "OK! The dates are in and they're moving; now we follow…"

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What a long and boring filler… I think next chappy will finish it and so that way I can get into the plot. I'm sure Jennon-Donnon is enjoying this though, after all this entire chapter is dedicated to 'em. But I have to say thanks to True Serac for being the only bloody voter! Come on Jennon-Donnon! You have to play a part in all of this! Give me something I can use! Ah well, you're helping me with the grammer so I really can't complain… thanks for reading!

Slight Translations/Explanations:

If you don't like the pairings relax, just because they go on one date it doesn't mean they'll be a couple. True Serac thought this would be a very interesting double date, so I went with it. I still need to think of some humor aspects for it, but I'll do what I can!