Disclaimer: Shut up you people. You know I don't own this god damn game so. DAMN YOU ALL.

A/N: Now that I think about it, Time on out hands doesn't really have anything to do with this. Before, I was thinking they'd of had more time along. But, that changed as you know…Well anyone have ideas for a new title? Please and thankies!

Riku: Will I like this chapter?

Me: No, I doubt it.

Sora: YAY FOR ME!

Riku: WHAT!

Me: Well….it's more like about, Tidus and Wakka and and Selphie and and and and and Kairi. You guys ARE in here. But not really.

Sora: You love me! You really do!

Riku: Yes. We all do. I love you so much, that you are coming to the bedroom with me. Now. –drags Sora to Cushion room-

Me: Eh heh. Well …um. MORE POWER TO THE…-starts to mutter- no…not people…no men. Or women. WHAT THEN? WHAT!...oh...ah ha! MORE POWER TO THE GAYS! Weehee. On with it now!

Time on Out Hands

Chapter 4

Selphie and Kairi looked at each other, eyes wide, jaws hanging open," Kairi," Selphie started," Do you think they…? WAIT! MAYBE…they have hookers in there? Yea sure…let's go with that."

"Selphie, unless they have male hookers and one of 'em is in another room, that's not what is happening. I heard only two male-ish deep moans." Kairi said.

The man who escorted them coughed, motioning towards the door. Kairi and Selphie realized that the noised had stopped, and in all the silence they heard a pair of soft, quiet, breathing.

"Master Tidus? Master Wakka?" The man finally spoke up, knocking on the door.

They heard a moan, a bunch of rustling and creaking, and a set of only one pair of feet. The door cracked open, and Tidus stuck his head out.

"What?" Tidus groaned, his eyes closed, head resting on the door frame.

"We're here to get you! Riku and Sora are together!" Selphie yelled, jumping up and down.

"Selphie!" Tidus' eyes shot open.

"Yes?"

"I'm here to." Kairi grumbled.

"Um, hi guys…" Tidus said, head hanging.

"So, who were you getting it on with, Tiddy?" Selphie asked, still jumping around.

Tidus blushed furiously," Well, um, uh, he…well…"

"HE!" Selphie screamed," YOU'RE GAY? Weehee! More gay snogging!"

"What's going on, baby?" A man's voice mumbled from inside, a familiar voice.

"Is that Wakka?" Selphie asked slyly.

"Yes it is." Wakka said coming up from behind Tidus, and draped his arms around Tidus' neck." Hi Kairi, Selphie…and Innkeeper Man…"

"I'll leave now." The innkeeper waved and started off down the hall.

"Nice outfits." Kairi commented, pointing at the sheets twisted around them both.

Tidus' blush deepened," So…are they together?" Wakka asked, coolly.

"Yes they are, and so are you guys! A double whammy! Not even planned." Selphie cried out.

"I'll go and change…into actual clothes." Tidus said head still down, trying to hide the growing blush.

"You guys suck the fun out of everything." Wakka said, taking a finger, placing it on Tidus chin, and lifting his head up. To Wakka, Tidus looked so damn cute when he blushed. He couldn't help himself, Wakka pressed his lips to Tidus' lips, and they were soft and tender. Wakka pulled away, but Tidus leaned back in toward him, begging without words for another kiss, and Wakka replied with a slow, gentle brush of his lips. Barely a touch, just enough sensation to make Tidus shiver with desire. Another kiss, then deeper and more intense, but a loud cough was heard.

"This is cute and all, but you guys need to get changed so we can celebrate!" Selphie said, calming down ever so slightly, just because of the awesome scene that was set before her.

"Fine. Fun-sucker." And with that said, Wakka dragged Tidus inside to get dressed.

"WE'RE BAAAACK!" Selphie screeched in a sing-song voice, once they were back on the island at the beach.

Kairi, Selphie, Tidus and Wakka each heard Riku screaming, not really to them, but more so towards himself.

"'The fuck! Every SINGLE DAMN TIME WE START…here is Selphie. ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! Damn her and her fucking ability to consume THAT much sugar! No one should be able to do that!"

Selphie began to giggle at that comment, and ran up to the Paopu tree, where she guessed Riku and Sora would be.

"Ri-i-ku! So-rah! Guess what!" Selphie called when she reached the tree, Kairi, Tidus, and Wakka in tow.

"No, we aren't guessing, Selphie." Riku stated, leaning against the Paopu tree.

"Fine." Selphie huffed.

"Just tell us what it is, Selph." Sora said, hair ruffled, lips red and swollen. He had that 'Just-made-out' look.

"Okay!" Selphie began jumping around (yet again)," Tidus and Wakka," Selphie grabbed the said boys," Are in love too!"

Riku and Sora both stood there, mouths hanging open, gaping.

Me: Cliffie-ish…More reviews! I'll really try to write more. I got wicked writer's block, and then lost the notebook I write in, in my locker. Any questions? Just ask. And Puh-lease! Help me think of a new title. You (whoever you is) will totally get credit. PLEASE! And thanks. COOKIES ONCE AGAIN!