This is the final part of the filler, and thus the last chapter dedicated to Jennon-Donnon, thanks for all your reviews! I'm sure you're well content by now! I never meant for this filler to span three chapters! That's why it's so short!

Disclaimer: If Ken answers my phone calls I got Negima! in the bag!

Maria: You don't know his phone number.

Alex: I do.

MMR: Really?

Lawyer Dude: He's lying.

Maria: Silence! You're supposed to be dead!

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Screwed Up

Nodoka drank her soup silently, Negi ate his pheasant with a smile, Setsuna barely touched her udon, and Masayoshi already finished his lemon roasted turkey. It was pretty quiet, but it did have some interesting aspects.

The meal was over and the four were walking towards a movie theater, a horror film that Negi refused to enter, but then he thought that it'd be bad to ruin the night for everyone so he bit his lip to hide his fear as they entered.

Masayoshi tried to make small talk with Setsuna, "So… how long have you known Konoka?"

Setsuna made a hissing sound as she breathed in, "I've always protected Konoka-ojou-sama, and I always will."

Masayoshi nodded, then incredibly abruptly, "You were forced to do this date thing weren't you?"

Setsuna didn't show any emotion, but spoke very silently, "Kazumi and the other girls played a game to go on a date with Negi, you were involved because some of the girls have an interest in you, since I gave you a present I won… I have no interest in you by the way."

Masayoshi nodded, "I see… well that's good." he thought about it for a moment then grabbed Setsuna's arm and they walked out leaving Negi and Nodoka horrifically looking at the screen.

Setsuna began to panic very slightly as she realized she could not break his grip, he took her in front of the theater and checked the large clock on the front. He still had her arm, and she finally found her voice, "What are you-" Suddenly she found his lips glued onto hers, both of his hand were on either arm, she froze to his touch, he was warm, like a small fire was burning in his body, she felt her face become a deep crimson as though there was some of that fire in her too. She tried to break away, but realized she didn't want to. It was almost as though she was enjoying this…

Masayoshi let go of her and they broke away, he coughed once, and turned to look over in the flora. Setsuna suddenly felt very cold when he separated, but that chill was soon replaced with hot, burning anger, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!"

Masayoshi winked at her and reached into the bush with both hands, he pulled out a bloody-nosed Kazumi and an equally dazed Natsumi Murakami who was working the camera, from the other side Masayoshi pulled out a deep red unconscious Konoka.

Masayoshi laughed, "Well I thought somebody was following us," He turned to Setsuna, "Sorry about that kiss, dear. I had to do something that would make them unable to move." He smiled, but was granted a hearty slap to the face that made him spin around a few times and collapse on the bushes. She shook her fist in anger, feeling very proud of herself that she decided to punch him instead of kissing him.

Fuka sat next to Masayoshi as he lay on the twins' bed, sporting a beautiful shiner. She and every single girl in class 2-A has a copy of the date in their possession, and many of them will forever laugh as they watch the rather sensual kiss, then watch as Natsumi drops the camera in shock, and Kazumi falls right in front of it, her bloody nose quite obvious.

Setsuna lay on her bed, feeling both very confused and very upset. She was upset at Chisame for giving everyone a copy of the tape, and angrier at Kazumi for making her do something so irrelevant. Yet she felt no anger towards Masayoshi, she shook her head, he meant nothing by it, a simple ruse to flush out his enemy… but it was a damn good ruse…

Konoemon and staff (other than Negi) were all huddled around a television set in the staff's lounge, laughing at the video they were watching. Konoemon was laughing even after the video cut off; he took the tape and pulled out a box from under a desk and opened it, revealing dozens of copies of the video and passed them around. Takahata shook his head as he accepted the tape, "Well I must say, Masayoshi is quite a charmer isn't he?"

Konoemon sat down next to him as the other members of the staff left for home, "Yes it appears so… I just hope dear Konoka doen't become infatuated with him."

Takahata-sensei sighed, "That wouldn't end too well would it? If the rumors are true that is…"

Konoemon nodded and stood up, "The rumors are true… I just don't know what an old man such as myself should do in this situation…"

Takahata also stood up and laughed a little, "Well whatever you plan to do, wait 'til after White Day, this could become a very interesting year."

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Ahahaha! I finally finished it! Did this fanfic suddenly become a SetsuxOC? If it is, you have to give me points for being the first one! I doubt it will be though, but seriously how many of you laughed? This was not was not what I planned actually, I actually wanted Setsuna and Masayoshi to get into a long arduous fight, for Konoka's protection of course, since Setsuna thought Masayoshi was trying to harm her. Then I thought of this scenario and thought it would 1) get some people interested and think it'll become something erotic, or 2) make True Serac's eyes widen like saucers.

Relax, nothing erotic, unless you count that kiss, I did this because I caught pneumonia the other day, and I'm listening to too much Japanese music for my own good. That and I wanted Jennon-Donnon to go, "WTF?" yeah… admit it, you did that when you read this! See you all next time when Masayoshi dies! Oops, wait what? Oh yeah, see you all next time when Masayoshi ends up like Conner! What am I saying?! See you next time for a big surprise! Yeah that's much better…

Slight Translations/Explanations:

Nothing to say here, just taking space right now!