CHAPTER 2: THE ACTION FIC.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I hadn't really ever read any action fics, but I did for this, and ya know? I like them! So the fic the HP cast is reading will be a little different. Thanks everyone who reviewed! Oh I was soooo happy! I hope you all like this chapter! And if you do, please keep up the reviews!

Everyone was withering on the floor sobbing after just having read a horrifying Fred/ George romance fic. Ron had tried to kill himself, but Harry and Hermione stopped him.

"This is ridiculous." Hermione gasped, pulling herself off the ground and leaning on the desk. "These romance fics are killing us!"

"Yeah, lets go to something different." Harry said. His eyes were wide with dark rings around them and he looked like he had aged 50 years.

Then he noticed Voldemort wasn't sobbing. He was standing there doing his nails.

"Hey, how come you aren't miserable?" Harry demanded.

"Huh? Oh, I'm already evil. Evil things don't affect me." Voldemort explained.

"That's right," said Hermione. "You're the dark lord... who invited you!"

Voldemort got that horrible look on his face and he towered over them as flames rose up behind his head. "I AM THE DARK LORD! I DO NOT REQUIRE AN INVITATION!" Voldemort boomed, then he became normal again. "Besides, it must have gotten lost in the mail."

"Yeah right. Nobody invited you, Baldmort." Harry said.

Voldemort gasped and covered his head with his hands, then ran out sobbing.

"OH, look what you've done! Voldie, wait!" Dumbledore cried, running after Voldemort.

"So, what should we look at next? I mean, we couldn't just stop reading, could we?" Harry asked.

"No, lets look at action." Hermione said.

Everyone on the floor looked up at them. "Action? I think I know what that is..." Ron said slowly.

"Yeah, I remember action..." Draco said, a light spreading over his face.

Harry clicked on action. A golden light came from the computer screen- but it was just a pop up so Harry clicked out of it and the actual page came up.

"OOO! CLICK ON THAT ONE!" "NO THAT ONE!" "I WANT THAT ONE!" all the guys cried, so happy to be out of the world of gush.

Harry clicked on one called 'Harry Potter and the random blowing up of things!' The summery said: ' Harry MUST get tot the ball, but he MUST defeat Voldemort FIRST! Will he MAKE it to the ball in time to see Ginny, or will Voldemort KILL him?' It went like this:

' Harry JUMPED on to his Firebolt, just as the building he was in BLEW UP! He ZOOMED through the air, FLYING above the DEATH EATER rally. Then he MACHINE GUNNED Voldemort and most of the Death Eaters. But the survivors FLEW through the air after him, shooting at him with large GUNS! Harry dodged every BULLET! Then he JUMPED off his broom and tumbled through the air just as his broom and the death eaters brooms' BLEW UP! Harry DROPPED through a giant window, glass FLYING everywhere! He ROLLED across the floor, just as the room he came out of BLEW UP! He dusted off his tux, smoothed back his hair, and walked into the ball room, just as Ginny was about to dance with DRACO cuz Harry was two minutes LATE! But then Harry and Ginny DANCED. The END.

"Well that was bizarre." Hermione said. But all the guys were like "YEAH! THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!" "WOOO! YEAH MAN!" And stuff like that. Then they started having a fist fight.

Hermione rolled her eyes and walked out of the house.

Outside, Voldemort ran past her, crying his red eyes out, closely followed by Dumbledore, who was yelling "VOLDIPOO! WAIT!" Hermione lit a cigarette. Yes, she does smoke, heavily.

"What am I doing?" she thought. "I don't smoke!" then she looked up and saw two fan fic writers writing a fic in which she did smoke. "How dare they..." She thought. She destroyed the writers and went back into the house.

Inside, they had stopped fighting and were now looking for more fics. Hermione didn't catch the title, but this is the part of the fic she did see:

' Harry and Voldemort were dueling with those weird light-up swords they used in Star Wars. Ya Know, the ones that go 'whoosh,' and shoom' when you swipe them. The author of this fic does not know what the are called because she could care less about Star Wars.

Anyway, they were fighting with those's, when Harry remembered he had a wand. So he pulled that out and killed Voldemort with the killing curse.'

"Absolutely pointless." Hermione said, but the guys were already trying to send the author (whackedoutfan12321) a great review.

"Alright, I'm gonna put ' luv your fic dude! It's gr8!" Harry said.

"Cool, man! I didn't know you could write computer language!" Ron said.

"Here's an idea." Hermione said. "Lets look at a different genre."

"O. K, how 'bout 'general?' " Harry asked.

"Fine, anything but this." Hermione said.

The first general fic was like this:

' Something happened to a character that wasn't really funny or romantic or action packed or tragic or any other adjective. The end.'

"Hey...look, a dead bug." Said Ron.

"Really Where?" Everyone asked, for the dead bug was more interesting then the general fic.

END OF CHAPTER 2.

END NOTES: Well that wasn't as funny or as long as the last chapter, but I liked it, especially the Baldmort joke. The next chapter I'll do parody, even though I love it. It will also be the last chapter. Anyway, I hope you liked it! PLEASE KEEP REVIEWING, IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY:)

P. S

To who ever asked if I took parts of actual fan fics for my fic, no I didn't, I thought that would be mean. My sister told me I should, though.