I feel spastic because I just drank 5 bottles of Napoleon Dyminite spazz juice!!!!!!!!! Here's the chapter, enjoy!!!!!!
Whoa!!!!!!!! Jimmy and Sheen sputtered as they stared into space. That was …………….Whoa. They still couldn't comprehend what was going on, and their legs felt like Jell-O. They glanced from the side of their eyes and saw Cindy and Libby in the same condition as they were. Libby's hair was fizzing with electricity, and Cindy was feeling dizzy, and looked like she could pass out any second. Carl, on the other hand, was way shoddier. His face was blood red, and looked like he had been crying for hours, black circles encircled his eyes, and his heart was torn in two, for the head of his beloved Judy was gone, forever. The gang was then brought back to their original form when Sheen suddenly howled, yo guys, check this out!!!!!!!! Cindy, Jimmy, and Libby raced toward Sheen, and in the process left deprived Carl bawling to himself. Look at this exclaimed Sheen as he pointed to a vivid poster labeled, "New attraction at Retro land!!!!!! Explore all of the countries in the world, complete with rides, live performances, food and vast shopping!!!!!!!!! Rides and shopping, squealed Cindy. Forget about that, Libby said snatching the poster, Live Performances!!!!!!!!! She squalled so loud it made every one titer. So it's official! Jimmy confirmed, let's go!!!!!!!! Sheen grabbed Libby's hand and raced toward the magnificent pillars and into the new attraction. Jimmy and Cindy awkwardly walked by each other, crossing their arms and laughing uneasily. Hay Carl, Jimmy called turning back, you coming? N-nnnoooooo sniffled Carl as he buried his hands in his face his back trembling in between sobs. Go on Carl said as tears streamed down his eyes and on his flushed cheeks, go with out me!!!!!!!!! Ok, Jimmy acquiesced if you say so… Your mom is just so…… Carl started but Jimmy and Cindy quickly sprinted away before they could hear any more. As they entered the vivacious, bubbly energetic entry, they saw the delightfully garlanded signs naming the countries. Hay which countries do you want to go check out? Sheen asked the group through the jam-packed mass of people. How about Spain, suggested Cindy, there seems a lot is going on over there. Great idea, Complimented Sheen and Libby. To Spain it is!!!! Jimmy said with a smile. Once the children entered the colorful country, they were entranced by its colors, delighted by its culture, and intrigued by its music. Colors were all over, deep red, shimmering gold, vibrant orange, vivacious yellow, and sky blue mesmerized their eyes with its bubbly vive. Dancers, trumpeters, singers, and magicians were in all places asking the kids to see their magic tricks, or enjoy their performances. Music was in the backgrounds of mariachi bands and familiar songs filled the air. This is great!!!! Exclaimed Libby as she observed the entertainers. Hay you guys want a churo, Asked Sheen pointing to a peddler selling Spanish desserts. The gang couldn't resist the tempting aroma of the delicacies. Cindy laid out her money, but Jimmy pushed it back to her. It's on me, he said with a goofy grin. The peddler accepted the money graciously, and handed the children the gooey, sticky, warm and irresistible Cimon sticks. This is so much better than school! Sheen said as he dug into his sick, and smearing the Cimon goop all over his face. Cindy silently thanked Jimmy with a smile, and Jimmy nodded back at her. Hey Libby said abruptly do you hear that? Jimmy, Libby, Cindy and Sheen strained their ears, and heard a faint, familiar song. That's Shakiara!!!!! They all yelled at the same time. Come on, Libby said, lets try to find her!!!!!!!!! Sheen and Libby raced together holding hands, and Jimmy and Cindy followed. They could hear the familiar lyrics of her hit song, Hips Don't Lie "Oh Baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad, so be wise, and keep on reading the signs of my body." It's that way, Libby said as she dragged Sheen with her. As they were getting nearer, they could feel the music pump through their veins. They suddenly reached a huge concert with hundreds of people crowing a platform with a brown curly haired woman, in a long, flowing orange and yellow striped skirt, and an earth tone cami. The crowd was roaring and screaming her name, and singing along with her song. Libby squealed. Oh my gosh she whispered, it's Shakiara, it's her it's her!!!!! This time Cindy, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy sang along and danced to the second verse. "Oh, I 'm here tonight you know my hips don't lie and I starting to feel this right, It's the attraction, the tension, can't you see that this is perfection." During the next verse, Jimmy stared at Cindy, wow was she beautiful. Her hair was shimmering in the sunlight, and her emerald eyes glowed with personality. She was singing loudly with Libby, giggling, and grooving to the beat. Her voice was like a southing lullaby, and his heart ached to be with it forever. His stare was broken though, when the song ended, and the crowd stood up and screamed for more. Thank you, Shakiara said though the micro phone, you are a wonderful audience, I need to take a break now, but my next show will be at 1:00 so make sure you will be there!!!!!!! They crowd roared her name, begged her to sign their c.d., and raised their posters for her to see, as she walked down the platform, onto the hallway crowed by her body guards who kept the adoring fans off her. As she walked by the gang, sheen unexpectedly blurted out, I love you Shakiara!!!!!!!! Libby Jimmy and Cindy stood there stuned as Shakiara suddenly turned to them. Well thank you kid, she said will a sparking laugh. Hey aren't you and your friends supposed to be at school? We ditched. Libby said her voice shaking with anxiety. Ah, she said as she brushed back her waist long hair, I see. Do you like Ultra Lord???? Sheen asked lusciously. Do I like Ultra Lord, Shakiara repeated as a smile appeared on her juicy lips, why I would have to be mad if I didn't!!!! My favorite episode is 345, when Ultra Lord figures out he has heat vision, and he defeats the evil moss people of episode 123 , who were created by Dark Lord fist introduced in episode39, and is allies with Youdia, Ultra Lords sworn enemy. Sheen's jaw hung open and stared in complete silence. Jimmy abruptly turned toward her.Um excuse me Shakiara, but may I ask what type of lighting you use in your shows, you see I am constructing a electro cube, and I may use that type of light you use. Oh, she said, why its type32567ab, but it's a little pricy, so you can construct one at home with using the property of Einstein's law of physics, and approximately 2.5 milliliters of granite oil with a double dose of euphonium. I have done it millions of times before. Wow, Jimmy whispered thanks!! Cindy flushed with jealousy and lashed out, Oh yeah, well sweetheart I bet you can't do Kung Fo, like me, I rank 1st in my age group and hold a position of a triple black belt , third degree. Actually Shakiara said calmly hands on hips, it just so happens that I do know Kung Fo, I have won five international championships, and hold the rank of a master and a triple black belt 10th degree. Really Cindy said as her anger vanished from her body, wow thank is so cool, can you show me some of your moves sometime? Shakiara laughed, then added, sure you kids are cool, I like you guys, infact how about you guys come to my next concert, she said with a sparkling smile as she handed them thin tickets, here she continued,their backstage after the concert we should like hang out somewhere. Thank you so much the kids said with their mouths open wide. No prob, she said as she walked on, see yah there! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT !!!!!! Libby screamed when she was gone a musician is going to hang with us!! Plus she knows about Ultra Lord, sheen said with a smile. And, continued Jimmy she is highly intellectual, like me. She knows Kung Fo! Cindy said still amazed. This is so cool Libby said, we should start skipping school more often! Well Cindy said, the concert isn't till 1, so what do you want to do in the mean time? You want to check out Jamaica suggested Jimmy, They even have a wave makers and surf board rentals, and I am 99.9percent positive that their shaved ices are to die for! Sure!!!!! The whole group agreed. Come on, sheen said surfs up dudes! Cowabunga ! Libby, Cindy and Jimmy Laughed as they followed Sheen to their next designation. The end, Hope you liked it!!!!!!