ash and co.+me where all standing around the camp fire
Misty: Sigh im bored.
May: I know lets play truth or dare!
Me: Ok.
Misty: Yea!
Ash: Shure.
Brock: Heheheeh ok.
Max: Why not.
May: Ok ill go first hmmm (thinging i have some cruel dares but im gona save them for later mahrahaha) ok ash truth or dare?
Ash: Truth!
May: Ok have you ever kissed a girl?
Ash: Ummm...no i dont think so...but plenty of girls have kissed me heh heh heh..
May: -.-;
Brock : Lucky. (Brock said under his breath)
Ash: Ok now um...iAmFishCrashing truth or dare?
Me: Dare.
Ash: Ok hahaha i dare you to jump in the lake!
Me: O.o But its like only 50 degrees!
Ash: mahahahaha i know!
Me: Humph grumble grumble (i..he.it...WHAT EVER! jumed in the lake) HOLY CRAP ITS COLD!
evey one else: Hahahahahaha!
Me: (comes back) har de har har(says while stomping back to camp and pulling a fish out of his back pocket)
Me: I WELL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Ash: Shure you well..
Me: Oh but i well max! truth or dare?
max: Hmmmm..(Max adjusts his glasses) ehhhh errrr dare!
Me: I dare you to kick Brock in the nuts!
Brock: What! nooooooo! not thunderklease and LT.jack
Ash: You name your balls?
May: Im gona puke!
Misty: -.-;
Brock: Oh god please no!... BHAAAAHALLLLLL!
Me: Ow.
Max: Sigh sorry brock ok misty t or d?
Misty thinking: (Oh god eather way i could get embaresed what if he asks if i have a crush on some one...or dares me to kiss ash gulp then agian that whouldnt be so bad...) um dare.
Max: Ok umm i dare you to...(snaps fingers in after geting a idea) i know...kiss...ash on the cheek( grins evily)
(Ash and Misty look at eachother blush then look at the ground)
Ash: gulp (closese eyes and waits)
(Misty slowly moves in for the kiss)
(eveyone else sept brock who is still writhing in pain giggles)
Misty: smooooooooch
Max: You know it could of been just a peck...smirk.
Misty: (misty blushed) #O.O#;
Misty: Ok um may truth or dare?
May: Errr truth Misty: ok do you have a crush on ash?
May: Why do you wana know cause you might have some compation?
Misty: NO! IM NOT LIKE IN LOVE WITH HIM OR SOMETHING!
May: Never saaaaid that!
Misty:(misty blushed)Just say it do you or dont you!
May:(may blushed) Ummmm aaaaa yea kinda.
(ash looks over at may wide eyed blinks sevel times sigh)
May: Ok brock truth or dare?
Brock: Owwwww fththththththt awwwww TRUTH!
May: Have any of your pick up lines worked?
Brock: The paain n...n...no...iAmFishCrashing t or d! awwwwww...
Me: truth.
Brock: HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF fewww ok im ok now arg do you like one of the girls?
Me: Nope im a fish ...in the air...countuesly crashing...
Me:... Ok truth or dare ash?
Ash: Dare.
Me:Braahhahahahahahahaha mahahahahahaahahahahaha mhahahahahahahahha vbrahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa here do evey thing on this list!
(Ash reads the first thing and blushes)
Ash: Do i reaaaaly have to say this?
Me: Yes!
(Ash takes a deep havey sigh)
Ash: Misty you are the most beautiful girl that i have had my privlege to lye my eyes on...(blushes dark red)
evey on put misty and ash: haahahahahahahaaha
(Misty smiles secretly and shyly and also blushes)
Ash: humph plz come on do i realy have to do this tooo?
Me: hahaha yep!
Ash: sigh (ash shuts his eyes) Misty well you dance with me?...(ash blushes more...if possable..)
Misty:(misty blushed) i..i..um...ok..
(May, Max and Me giggled evily)
(ash and misty dance romanticly for 10 minuets)
(Misty misty blushed)
Misty thingking:(Wow i had no idea ash danced so well)
(Ash reads final thing on the list blushes dark dark dark red gulp starts trembleing)
Me: Say what it says quote!
Ash:...Kiss misty...
(Misty blushes a dark dark dark red but cant help but smile a little)
(Ash slowly moves over to Misty slowly closeing his eyes and moves in for a kiss as misty dose the same)
(smoooch)
May thinking:(Gerrrrrrr) 'vv'anime anger marks(lucky little...)
Me: hahahahaha!
( Ash sits back down and looks at the gruond with a dark red x 50 face and Misty blushes glowing pink)
Ash: sigh Ok um max truth or dare?
Max: Dare! Hahaha man that was worth what ever you could thingk of hahahahaha!
Ash: Grrrr...ok then sit on a sintaquill!
May: Well this is gona be fun(may grins evily)
(Ash releses he sintaquill)
Sintaquill: Quiiiiilll(yawwn its late)
Max: Gulp (sits on sintaquill)YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!(max runs around with but on fire)
Max: Ow ow wow ow wow ow wow (max jumps in the lake)
Ash Misty Brock and May Me: Haaaaaahaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahah
Max: Oooooo..(rubs butt) ok brock truth or dare?
Brock: Dare
Max: Open your eyes!
(brocks opens his eyes)
Me: ahhhhhhhhh he only has sockets ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
evey on else but brock: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Brock: Sorry! (closes his eyes)eehhh heh heh ok may t or d?
May: Dare
Brock: Ok call brendan on your cellphone and say you love him
Me: Mahahaha
May: Eeep! (gets cellphone out and calls brendan) Hi brendan?
Bredan: yea?
(i love you! may pipes)
Brendan: What!
(May hangs up and blushes)
evey one else: mahahahahahahahahaha
May: Im gona get my revange just like iAmFishCrashing did! misty truth or dare?
Misty: Haha d..hahha da...hahhaha dare!
May: Ha i dare you to make out with ash!
Misty: Gulp.
(Ash looks wide eyed at Misty then blinked)
Ash: ...Gulp.
May: Come on you know you want to!
Misty: (Misty blushed dark red) No i dont! sigh come on ash lets get this over with...
(Misty and Ash make out)
May,Me, Max, Brock: Hahaha!
Max Brock: L A D Y'S MAAAAAN HAHAHAHAHHA
(Ashed twiched twice)
Ash thinking:(Wow eveyting else in life could not have been as good as that)
Misty thinking:(Wow i hope i didnt over do it with the french kissing)(Misty blushed)
Misty: Ok Brock t or aaa dare sigh.
Brock: Haha took a lot out of ya hun haha dare
(Misty twiched three times)
Misty: Errrrrr swim in the lake for the rest of the game!
Brock: -.-;...(Brock jumped in to the lake)
Brock: AHHHHH COLD!
Misty: Hahahahaha!
Me: Brahhahaahaha!
Brock:...Ok may truth or dare?
May: Ummm dare.
Brock: Ok i dare you to run around in the forest in your underware screaming im the forest fon
May: Oo;
Me: Some ones played to many T rated games...
Misty: Pervert!
Ash: (rolls eyes and covers his eyes)
(May takes her clouths off untill theres only underware left runs around)
May: IM THE FOREST FON!
Brock: Ahhahhhaahahaaaaaahaaaaha!
Ash: Is she done?
Max: Yea.. (snikers)
Ash:(uncovers eyes)...Ahhhhhhhhhh no shes not (blushes) and recovers eyes...
Misty: Ok shes realy done know.
Ash: Realy?
Misty: Yes.
Ash:...sigh That was wired...
May: Your telling me, ok ash truth or dare ?
Ash:...Dare.
May: Ok i dare you to sing "i want it that way" and take your shirt off!
Ash: --;
(Ash takes shirt off revealing his six pac(stong chest and stomech)sings i want it that way0
Misty and may: Drooooooooooooool...
Ash: Why are you guys drooling?
Misty and May: Eeep (they both blushed)
Ash: You know im getting a little bored of this game..
Misty: Yea.
Max: Come on one more
Ash:...ok iAmFishCrashing truth or dare?
Me:Dare.
Ash: i dare you too skip your turn..there for the game is over
Me: '.'...sigh
if your wonder wtf? that cause this is a random humor fic RANDOM HUMOR FOREVER!