THE SCARRED KING AND QUEEN NALA - Ch XIV (last time I accidentally put 12 instead of 13- ahhh!)

Last Time -

Still hopeful that his self-acclaimed wife will grant him a successful child, and hungry for the act of love-making, Scar has made love to Nala again... naturally, there will be some wonder over whether he well... gave her a nice little cubbiepoo xP

Notes -

Hee hee hee, how's THIS for a quick update? Let's see you complain to Mommy because sulkenwolfpup's inactive NOW! xPPPPPP At any rate... are my sexual descriptions too graphic? Haha, that was so funnnnnn last time. See, I've been watching sex-oriented plays 'n' old tv shows with that kind of content- so I've gotten pretty good at it, even though I've never done it before 00; I wonder if that'll help me when I finally decide to-

OMG YAY! IT'S THE TELEPHONE SONG! X33333333

Ahem.

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It was times like this in which even the leonine creatures of this earth seem to realize that, well- gee, Heaven knows A LOT. What a commonly, perhaps overly used expression it is- but it certainly gets a load off your chest, agreed? Yes, indeed...

As Simba had recently realized, Heaven certainly did know children grew quickly... t'wasn't long before his lovely Maelekeo Sawadi was talking... walking... running... eating solids... making snide remarks! It wasn't that he missed the tiny, unspeaking child his 'Keo had once been, but... goodness gracious, could she not slow down!

These were Simba's thoughts as he drowsily opened one eye...

"Daddy, Daddy! Will you not wake up?"

His lovely daughter, he could now see, sat only inches from his face... her golden-brown form mounted delicately on lanky haunches. Her expression looked playfully irked- indeed, she spoke as she thought.

Giving a yawn, Simba managed to procrastinate on opening two eyes- although, after that his moments were forcibly done much more quickly.

"I'm up, Maele, up and... blinking."

His adoptee apparently didn't catch the pun and let it pass with grace. "Well, good. You ought to be- the rest of us" pointing to Timon and Pumbaa "have been awake for hours!"

"Oh darling, I'm sure it hasn't been that long... perhaps it seems like hours, but I'm sure it couldn't have been more than fifteen minutes."

"Oh no, much longer than that," Keo gave a shake of her head, "hours, I insist it's been so long."

Simba only giggled and let the rude remarks pass. "Omigod, Keo, what am I going to do when you're looking for a man and won't settle for my awakening? Haha, at least then I'll get some sleep."

Maelekeo ceased to understand. "Huh? I don't get it, Daddy! I'll ALWAYS want you to get up early!"

"Oh, just wait and see..." Simba said with a sigh... if only Maele could still be the innocent little infant she was less than half his life ago.

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Ok... I can't think of anything else to put xPPPP So, I suppose... I'll... SING! Dang, Willkommen is too long... fine... then it'll have to be... OOH, I KNOW!

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

YOU WONDER WHY I CHOSE HER

OUT OF ALL THE LADIES IN THE WORLD

THAT'S JUST A FIRST IMPRESSION

WHAT GOOD'S A FIRST IMPRESSION?

IF YOU KNEW HER LIKE I DO

IT WOULD CHANGE YOUR POINT OF VIEW

IF YOU COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES

YOU WOULDN'T WONDER AT ALL

IF YOU COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES

I GUARANTEE YOU WOULD FALL

... LIKE I DO

WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC TOGETHER

I HEAR SOCIETY MOAN

BUT IF THEY COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES

MAYBE THEY'D LEAVE US ALONE

HOW CAN I SPEAK OF HER VIRTUES?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN!

SHE'S CLEVER, SHE'S SMART, SHE READS MUSIC.

SHE DOESN'T SMOKE OR DRINK GIN

... LIKE I DO

BUT WHEN WE'RE WALKING TOGETHER

THEY SNEER IF I'M HOLDING HER HAND

BUT IF THEY COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES

MAYBE THEY'D ALL UNDERSTAND

I UNDERSTAND YOUR OBJECTION

I GRANT YOU, THE PROBLEM'S NOT SMALL

BUT IF YOU COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES...

SHE ISN'T A MEESKITE AT ALL!

- The Emcee, "If You Could See Her (The Gorilla Song)," "Cabaret"

Haha, this is a GREAT way to show off how great "Cabaret" is! Dang, the song doesn't go with the chapter... but there was NOTHING in all of "Cabaret" to go with it! So I just used "If You Could See Her" instead x333333

I promise- next time I'll have a real chapter xP It'll be about Scar and Nala's new cub.