''So… you are dumping me into HOTD for no reason other than entertainment? And you are giving me 6 wishes so I can fuck around the world to have fun? That's it? No strings attached?''
I ask the humanoid shape of water sitting in front of me, as it slowly nods and claps its hands.
''So! What will you wish for? Don't worry we will allow you to change your appearance, and gender if you so desire as they don't count against your wishes. We will also have to make a ''plausible'' backstory for why you are in Japan, after all, you are not Japanese and can barely speak a few words.'' It says as it gestures towards my body and myself in general.
I hmm as I put my hand in my chin and start thinkin.
'What should I wish for? Hmm, that would help overall and should only cost one wish…'
''Alright, for my first wish make me a super mega genius. Make me know how to do shit from simple math to building a nuclear reactor with only a tin can, to just a boost in my intelligence so I can learn shit quicker. So like, a shit ton of skills from scavenging, foraging, sneaking, and things like that y'know? Like engineering, top-grade doctor, and shit like that.'' I say as I nod my head.
It puts Its hand on its chin, nods, and makes a go-on gesture.
''Gimme skills with any type of weaponry, like from guns to, just a makeshift tin can rifle, as well. Like, make me a pro in all types of melee weaponry and shit like judo and krav maga.''
It nods and then asks.
''Is that all for your first wish?'' It asks and I just nod.
''Right! My second wish… make me immune to the virus or whatever the fuck caused the virus so I don't have to worry about being bitten.''
It raises a water eyebrow at that and nods.
''My third wish… make me just be at tip-top shape no matter what I do, like Peak Human and I don't have to worry about health issues, like diabetes or anything like that, maybe boosted reflexes, recover speed and regeneration speed as well improved endurance so I can run for longer, and can last longer in bed as well… Can you make me and my offspring immune to incest and inbreeding? Like, have no reservation about fucking each other because they are blood-related?''
It tilts its head but nods anyway.
''Alright give me that and… make me super fertile and allow me to turn it on and off so I don't have to worry about impregnating anyone by accident.''
It nods again.
''Forth wish, give me a year to prepare before Z-day and give me the equivalent of 500 million dollars so I can buy shit and prepare for it.''
It raises an eyebrow and asks.
''Just 500 million dollars? Why not wish for billions of it?''
I look at IT with a 'are you this dumb?' look and shake my head.
''Do you have a way to explain why I suddenly became a billionaire when I probably have no signs of existing? But to be honest, just having a billion bucks would make it too easy, I mean 500 million to Yen should give me a shit ton of money so I don't care either way.''
''Right fifth wish… make me an alchemist so I can make like... heal thy problem potions and mind control potions so I can bang someone if I wish, or maybe love potions? Just make me an alchemist god so I can brew whatever the fuck I want so I can use it.''
It nods again and then it speaks.
''I can't make you a god, but I can make you pretty close to one. Is that sufficient?'' It asks and I just nod.
''Sure, for my sixth wish… give me a female red-bearded vulture and also give me all knowledge on how to deal with them, also just make her like a familiar so she can understand what I want for it to do and make it easier for me to take care of her. Make her immune and be ignored by Z's as well, give her plot armor so she doesn't get shot at out of the sky or have any trouble… make her talons and beak extra strong so she can just snack on the undead when I don't have food… and the general ''I will never get sick or have health problems pack'' so I don't deal with having to take her to the pet store for her eating something she shouldn't have.'' I say and It nods.
''Alright. You have wished for very interesting things, although weird in my honest opinion, but it matters not. I'll give you a mirror and a ''RPG'' character creation menu look alike so you can make yourself pretty.'' It says as a mirror and a little menu with a 3D version of myself appear on the screen.
''Well… This is gonna take a while…'' I say as I reset myself to be a blank body and start getting to work.
'Damn I would fuck myself if I could. I don't think any girl or boy will be able to resist me.' I think as I give myself a once over.
6'2 feet tall, D-sized milker cups, and an athletic build with a decent 12-inch thick dick makes me a very sexy and attractive Futanari. Yup, you heard it right, I made myself a hermaphrodite or more commonly known on the internet, a futanari… I think it's called a futa. I have a pussy, dick, and balls, the water humanoid being said I wouldn't have to deal with ''female problems'' as it put, so no periods or awkward conversations about such things… Ah, let me describe my appearance.
I am a 100% fully blooded german, or I at least look like it. I have blonde white hair that goes only to my shoulders with heterochromatic eyes, with my left eye being red and my right eye is blue, it also has a scar that goes through my eye making the pupil split into two separate little circles with little dots around my Iris, it also made my left red eye have the vision of an eagle and my right blue eye to have terrible vision when I'm looking at far things but excruciating detail to close things. It also gave me an excuse to wear an iron cross eyepatch. I have an overall athletic voluptuous body, as in I have some thick skull crusher thighs and broad shoulders that make my D-sized milker cups even more pronounced. Some nice abs in my stomach and an overall tomboy vibe going on with my greek goddess-like body since being a Peak Human in pretty much everything makes me look like a fucking goddess to how sexy and beautiful I look.
Weirdly enough my dick and balls don't seem out of place since they look as… strong? Veiny? I don't know the term but my new cornstalk is a thick one that puts fear even into me when I think about it something that big inside of me… my balls also look like they hold the secrets to virility to how full they look like.
Overall I would rate myself a 10/10 on a good day and a 10/10 on a terrible day. I also got the magical secret of hiding my erection, the water humanoid said it was a little gift to help me and to surprise any girls I'm into, and mostly to make myself not uncomfortable whenever I do get one.
''Have you finished checking yourself out in the mirror? We have to choose your familiar's name and your new name alongside your backstory.'' It speaks as It looks at me with a water eyebrow raised.
*Sigh*
''Can't you let a Herm appreciate its glorious body that could rival gods? And for my vulture's name, I'll name her Raksar, sounds nordic and germanic enough for me.''
''Wait, why do I have to choose a new name? Oh, wait. I can't remember my original name… welp… I'll name myself Lydras, as in you say it as LI-dRas, strong in the Li and a strong R. For surname… can you make me related to Shizuka?'' I ask as I stop touching and flexing my abs as I look at the water humanoid water eyes.
It puts its hand on its chin in a thinking position, which after a couple of minutes slowly nods its head.
''I can make you related to Shizuka but I would have to either make you a teenager or an adult. Which do you prefer?''
''How young and how old can I be?'' I ask instead of answering.
''The youngest I can make you is 13 and the oldest is 30 years old. I would recommend you to choose either to be 21 or 18 years old so you can at least hang out with Shizuka without having to go to school. And I'm sure you can get a Nurse Assistant job with the skills I'll give you.'' It says.
''Hmm, sure make me 18 years old… even if I think I am mentally 13… matters not. So backstory? Make it so my parents or grandparents were germans, served in WW2, and then moved to Japan after my grandpa or grandma found a tall Japanese man or something so that explains how I'm related to Shizuka. So I'm like an overseas cousin that she hasn't had a lot of contact with, and I'm moving to Japan since my mother and father died… in a car crash? Sounds good enough for me. Is it good enough for you?'' I ask the water humanoid.
It hums a little then nods slowly.
''That can work but what would your parents be working on for them to be rich? After all, all that money I'm giving you can't just appear inside your bank account.'' It says.
''Well… my mother was a geneticist, that job that makes shit with genes? Don't know the name of the job to be honest, for my father? A successful genius engineer that built… something mundane that makes a shit ton of money? I don't know man I'm shit at making backstories and aren't all of them dead?''
''Indeed they are. Oh, well it will have to suffice. Do remember you have a year before Z-day and please plan ahead instead of going in blind.''
It nods before I slowly start closing my eyes and falling asleep.
'I'm killing Takashi and Shido first thing in the morning and make it look like an accident. Maybe I'll have Rei as a pet dog since she followed Takashi everyone in the anime, she seriously looked like a lost puppy!' These are my last thoughts before I fall completely asleep.
(AN: I don't know Japanese, I just used google translator so please forgive me, Japanese speakers.)
''-Kusama? Chakuriku shitanode okite kudasai.'' I hear as I slowly wake up.
Looking around I spot the flight attendant that was softly shaking me awake.
''Scheisse…Goddamn headache…'' I say as I slowly nod my head and get up.
Apparently, I got on the plane to japan or so it says in my mind, Shizuka is supposed to meet me at the terminal as well as her roommate, to of which is Rika but I'm not supposed to know, she is also one of the best snipers or so I have heard. Let's see… simple luggage and damn do I look good.
I'm wearing an original WW2 german cap of the Wehrmacht. As in, it was used during the war and survived in pristine condition, it also was a gift from my grandfather if my new memories are telling me are true. Alongside a black eyepatch with the iron cross on it, I'm also wearing a simple white long-sleeved shirt underneath a feldgrau colored undercoat, coupled with black pants and knee-high german military boots. All in all, I look intimidating and sexy as fuck.
Taking my luggage which, if my memories are true is just a few clothes. Picking my second luggage, it is of course a briefcase, to which I assume has my good old C96 Mauser, as well as my heavily modified STG 44. Of course, I couldn't carry them with ammo so airport security had me unload them and basically told me to fuck myself and buy their ammo in a gun store around, I do remember kicking one of the guys in the balls for trying to flirt with me as well. I may be bisexual but I'm only interested in femboys on the man side of things.
Grabbing it I barely notice the added weight of the weapons and I calmly exit the plane. I kinda wish I was put after the plane took off but I never flew before, so I don't know how I would react. Making my way through… the corridor thingy they have in planes, don't know the name of these things as I make my may to the terminal.
Finding the terminal I start looking around for my favorite blonde cousin that I now will live and survive in the apocalypse with. And to my surprise, it doesn't take long to spot her, especially when she's waving at me like a maniac, although Rika is looking at me as if I was a bad influence and a nazi… I mean… I am a nazi, well a kind of nazi, more like I use nazism and branch it with nationalism-anarchism and my own version mixed with monarchy as well… so still kind of a nazi but not a nazi and I don't got a problem with race-mixing.
Shaking my head out of my musings on which Ideology I subscribe to I make my way to Shizuka waving my hand so she knows I saw her.
''Vetter! So good to see you, I don't think we talked since yule right?'' I say in my voice, to of which is perfect for singing since I do sound ''divine'' and a thick accented german in my best Japanese that I can muster.
Shizuka just smiles and gestures to Rika.
''Lydras-kun this is my roommate and best friend Rika Minami. Rika this is my cousin Lydras Valler!'' Shizuka says with a beaming smile that could compete against the sun.
''Ah, so you are Shizuka's roommate! Good thing you are a woman, I would have kicked you in the balls if you were a man. My Shizuka is too pretty to share a room with a man!'' I say as I extend my hand to Rika, which she takes and shakes with a good amount of strength as in I will crush your hands, type of strength… what is her problem with me?
''Good to meet you too Valler-san.'' She says as if she wasn't trying to crush my hands.
I raise a single eyebrow, shrug, and then turn to Shizuka.
''She's trying to break my hand. Do you know why?'' I ask her in a calm tone.
Shizuka hums as she puts a finger on her lips and appears to be thinking deeply about something, you could almost see the gears turning in her head before she widens her eyes and smiles at me.
''It's because I told her you ranked 4th in Germany's best sniper list!'' She says with a beaming smile.
''Well, someone jealous then.'' I chuckle and say in a joking tone as Minami continues to try to crush my hands.
''Oh please Valler-san. I'm not trying to break your hands because I'm jealous.'' Rika says after finally letting go of my hands and smiling a forced smile.
''Well, you can try crushing it later. I'm tired as a walking corpse!'' I say fully knowing that what I said will soon be a reality in a year…
I just realized I never asked for the day of Z-day… I only know it's going to happen… sometime after summer vacation? Shit, I have no clue when I just know I have an entire year before to start preparing myself.
''So how well has Raksar treating you? I hope she wasn't too much trouble taking care of, even if most of her diet is eating bones.''
I say while my brain is going 100mph trying to see if I remember if they said the date when Z-day happened but sadly coming up with only a blank. but my memories only supply me with what happened to my vulture familiar. Apparently, I sent her a week before my flight so she could acclimatize to Japan's weather and airways. But no memory of when Z-day was said, if it even was mentioned when it happened.
Shizuka smiles again and goes on telling me how her week taking care of Raksar went. Suffice to say she had a few heart attacks when she left Raksar outside and she flew very far before coming back.
As I make small talk with Shizuka I see Rika keeping a good distance behind us, and, is she sneaking glances at my ass? Well, I won't judge her, I was checking myself out for probably a few hours before coming here after all.
Talking to Shizuka about random things and her job at the school, we finally arrive at the parking lot, and at the car. And sweet baby Baldur is that a bigass humvee!
''Nice Humvee, I see it's custom made as well.'' I comment with a nod as we get inside.
''Thanks, it was a challenge to get the documents to bring it home.'' Rika says as she turns the humvee on.
We make more small talk in the humvee but this time with Rika joining in some times when we touched on the subject of what I brought with me, suffice to say they were shocked when I said I brought my guns and just a few sets of clothing, and this made Shizuka say she would spend the next day with me going shopping and also as a guide so I can walk around and not get lost.
When we arrived at Rika's house I noticed that first, it was way fucking bigger than in the anime with more rooms that were either empty or filled with random junk Rika wanted to store. Raksar was happy to see me and me as well.
We started leaving the humvee when I suddenly feel the air stop as if it was frozen in time. I quickly start looking around and surprise surprise.
''So, you forgot something water dude?'' I ask with an eyebrow raised at the water humanoid.
It laughs a nervous laugh before nodding its head.
''I forgot to give you the Plague System. Shiro developed it, he said he won't fix or bother improving it so he made it self-evolving, he also said it can't fix any exploits you find. He also said you were given easy mode difficulty.''
It says as it extends its hand and a red orb with the bio-hazard symbol flies from its hand before hitting me in the chest. It did almost knock me off my feet, fortunately, it didn't hit like a freight train and more like a weak punch.
[ Plague System Activated… ]
[ Confirming Host's identity… ]
[ Identity Confirmed. Initiating Race Change and Plague Factories. ]
[ Virus H.O.T.D detected in the world. Assimilating Virus… Virus Assimilated. ]
[ Assessing Host's Capability and Skills… ]
[ Skill Handymen LVL 1 Created. ]
[ Skill Grandmaster Weapons User LVL 1 Created. ]
[ Skill Grandmaster Martial Artist LVL 1 Created. ]
[ Skill Grandmaster Alchemist LVL MAX Created. ]
[ Skill Familiar Communication LVL MAX Created. ]
[ Virus Factories Online… ]
[ Virus R&D Department Online…
[ Titles and Perks Online… ]
[ Race Changed to Bio Human Completed. ]
[ Perk Biological Immunity Acquired. ]
[ Perk Mind & Soul Protection Acquired. ]
[ You have more Perks. Please check your Perks Tab. ]
[ Master do you wish to Receive the Tutorial? ]
[ Yes. ] [ No. ]
'Holy shit a plague system? Shit, this looks like Plague Inc! Race Change? Bio Human? what did that change? Tutorial? Sure might as well learn how this system works, it seems very different from others…' I think as I press the Yes red box with white letters.
[ This system will help you in the development of Various types of Biochemical Weapons. You can Improve, Modify, Research, and Develop various types of Viruses to either boost your own capabilities or to help you kill anything you desire. ]
[ The Virus Factories and R&D Department will help you produce the Virus as well as Research its uses. You currently have three research slots, which you can use to either use to advance into the Virus Tree or you can use them to modify the Virus to suit your needs. ]
[ For example. You have unlocked the H.O.T.D Virus of HOTD, the Virus that ravaged and infected the entire world with only a few survivors remaining. The zombies it creates are dumb and blind, but using a research slot you can develop a strand of the Virus which could give them their Vision back, or you could make the Virus into a zombie sex virus turning those infected into sex-crazed zombies that go after non-infected Man and Women to breed and Fuck them into mindless sex-crazed zombies. Take your pick. ]
[ Tutorial Ended. Please feel free to ask any type of question. ]
'Well, that was barely explained and a short tutorial, but, this will surely make things more interesting!' I think as time returns and everything continues as normal. Looking around Water Dude is nowhere to be found.
'Well, it's the start of the year so I have a full 12 months to prepare for Z-day and I can probably get to know the rest of the cast as well. I can't fucking believe I'm going to school again…' I sigh internally as we go inside Rika's house.
''So am I allowed to bring people here?''
I ask Shizuka as she finishes giving me the tour of the house since Rika had to go back to work in whatever she does. The house besides being way fucking bigger than in the anime has the same layout it had in the anime with just a few changes. I took one of the largest rooms they had as my own, it has a balcony but otherwise was pretty empty.
Shizuka hmms and she smiles at me before replying.
''Ly-kun you can't bring boys in here you know? What if we were in the house and we walked in on you? So you can only bring girls in the house Okay?~''
She asks in a teasing tone of voice to which I just laugh.
''Shizuka-chan you know I'm bisexual right?'' I laugh as I see her blush when I mention my sexuality.
''W-W-What's is it like? I-I mean what's it like to do with a girl?'' She asks as she stutters a bit. I raise an eyebrow at the question but shrugs. Ah, an innocent pervert?
''Would you like to find out Shizuka-chan? We are alone after all.'' I say in a teasing tone.
She turns a bright red and starts stuttering while I just laugh even harder. She pouts before walking away, and I just laugh a little more before shaking my head.
Entering my room, the first thing and only thing there is inside is a king-sized bed. Yes, an actual bed not those things they put on the floor and call beds. Taking my clothes off, except my underwear I flop into the bed and start thinking on my plans on what I'll have to do to, to survive when Z-day happens.
'I should head to the local bank and make an account. Convert my 500 million dollars to Yen and then buy a house or a piece of land that is isolated, not far from the city, and safe. *Sigh* I will have to buy a shit ton of things, my problem would probably be explaining why I am buying so many things. Shizuka may not suspect anything since she works at the school, but Rika? Isn't she in the SDF? Or is it JSDF? *Sigh* whatever tomorrow I have school I'll just go to sleep.'
[ Quest Issued ]
[ Find a Defendable Location ]
[ Rewards: System Base Building Mod Unlocked. ]
[ Quest Issued ]
[ Accumulate enough supplies to feed and accommodate a million people in your safe Location. ]
[ Rewards: Theft Proof Inventory Building Blueprint. EMP Proof Generator and Solar Panels. ]
'Well… didn't expect to have quests but oh well. A million people? System, you are not thinking I'm going to help anyone other than some members of the main cast right?'
[ You need to gather extra supplies in case your safe base develops into a compound. ]
'I guess that makes sense but… oh whatever I'll probably have enough money when I convert my dollars to Yen. I'll just buy the supplies after I find a nice and defendable place to be… Maybe those mountains I saw in the distance?' I think before I seep into the sweet embraces of sleep.
(AN: Uh, the system will probably be changed a lot/i'll forget something it does. So don't expect a consistent system. Leave a review and correct my grammar, oh also any japanese speakers please correct any mispronunciation or mistakes like adding a wrong -chan thingy to a wrong person.