Sanji walked up to the store called Ayame's Fantasy Shop! All Your Fantasies Come True!
"Ah, Ayame-swan! As soon as I see you, my fantasy will become true!!" he thought and walked into the store.
"How wonderful!!! We have a costumer!!!" Ayame said. She/he/ was wearing a laced wedding dress complete with a bouqute of flowers. Her/his/ silver hair covered her/his/ golden eyes. She/he/ walked towards Sanji. Sanji grabbed Ayame's hands.
"My dear Ayame-swan!!! It's such a pleasure to be here with you!!" he said. Ayame blinked twice.
"Why thank you sir! Ahahahahaha! I spend hours pouring my talents into my shop!! Is there something you want?" she/he/ asked. Sanji grinned. "Yes, your dress."
"Why of course!" Ayame started to take her/his/ dress off. Sanji lost a pint of blood by the time the dress was at her/his/ knees.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa WAIT!!" Sanji said as Ayame started to reviel something.
"What? Don't you still want it?" Ayame asked.
"Y-y-you're a g-g-g-guy????!!!!" Sanji sobbed.
"Of course!! I'm also a older brother!! The BEST older brother you'll ever see, by the way!!" Ayame bragged. Sanji ran out of the store, still sobbing.
"What a peculiar guy..." Ayame thought as he watched Sanji run.
Riiiiiip. "Oh no... oh no.. I dropped my bag... I'M SORRY SHIGURE!!!!!!!!!! FORGIVE ME SHII-CHANNNN!!!!!!" Ritsu shouted as her/his/ bag ripped.
Sanji was getting over the whole Ayame thing when he heard the feminen cry. He ran towards the source.
"Don't worry my dear, your knight in shining armor is here." he said and helped Ritsu picked up her/his/ stuff. Ritsu sniffed.
"Thank you sir. But I must ask ; Are you gay?"
"Y-y-you're a guy too?????!!!" Sanji stuttered. Ritsu nodded.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sanji shouted as he ran off before Ritsu could go on his apology rant.
Leason learned : Matsuki-san was a wise woman not to add a guy like Sanji into Fruits Basket.