Chp. 2- ORLANDO BLOOM AND STUPID REMOTES
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BACK TO THE PRESENT
'Think Miley think!' I yelled at myself. Suddenly I was struck with an idea.
"Blakely! It's Orlando Bloom! Go get him he's over in the bushes!"
Blakely's eyes light up and a grin flickered across her face. She sprinted off towards the bushes looking for Orlando Bloom. Mary Beth ran in front of me. The two men were still hot on her trail. As one of the men passed me I ran as fast as I could tackling the man to the ground. Everything seemed to freeze after that. Mary Beth had completely stopped running and stared at me in awe, and the man carrying Lettice looked over at me in amusement. I looked down to see I had ended up straddling the guy! I blushed and rolled off of him. The guy had curly hair and an interesting goatee thing-a-mabober going on.
"I am Arthur commander of these knights. May I ask why four defenseless women are out in the middle of Woad territory, by themselves no less?"
I looked at the man who had stepped into the middle of the area. He seemed to have an air of honor about him. I had this sudden urge to curtsey or something.
"Whoa back up buddy did you just say Arthur? As in Arthur of the round table?" asked Mary Beth.
"Yes lady I did." He replied. The man holding Lettice dropped her not so gently to the ground.
"OWWW! MY BUTT!" Lettice yelped.
"Oh stop being a wuss that couldn't of hurt!" I laughed at her.
She glared evilly at me and replied,
"Something is in my pocket and it hurt my butt, okay?" She then reached into her jean pocket and pulled out the remote from the flat screen TV in Blakely's apartment.
She growled and hurled it towards the woods.
"What is going on? Where in the world are we!" Yelled Mary Beth.
"You mean when in the world are we." Said Lettice coldly getting up brushing the dirt off her jeans.
"Do you think we've really gone back in time?" Miley asked.
At that moment Blakely decided to make her way back into the scene. A man with long golden brown hair was leading her.
"Miley I hate you! Orlando Bloom was not in the bushes but this brute was!" She was so angry that she turned and kicked the poor fellow in the shin. Mary Beth grabbed her arm and pulled her over to the group.
"This is not the time to be kicking men with pointy swords." Said Miley pointing at the man she tackled who was fingering his sword.
"Who are these guys… they're kinda hott!" Giggled Blakely.
"I am Arthur and these are my Sarmation knights who are you?" He asked eyeing each one of us.
"Um I am Miley, this is Lettice, Blakely and Mary Beth."
"Where are you ladies from?" asked the man who Miley had straddled earlier.
"Alaba-"Before Blakely could finish her statement Lettice had slapped her hand over her mouth.
"We are from the west. We were traveling to Hadrian's Wall and got separated from our caravan."
"That is were we are heading so if you ladies would like to join us you may." Replied Arthur.
"What are yall's names?" asked Mary Beth. She of course, like the rest of the girls, knew their names.
"I'm Lancelot, this is Dagonet and Bors."
"I'm Gawain and this is Galahad."
"Our scout is out searching the area, he should be back soon." Finished Arthur. He then extended his arm towards the camp and said,
"Come ladies join us by the fire, you shall surely freeze to death in that attire."
"What's wrong with our clothes?" hissed Mary Beth. Her comment went unnoticed. While walking to the campfire, Blakely pulled something from her pocket and handed it to Lettice.
"I believe this is yours."
In Lettice's hand was the bloody TV remote.
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