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Disclaimer: I own nothing but the OC's baby! London Bridge is also not my but Fergie's (Her name is kinda interesting if you ask me… )
Chp. 3- OH SNAP!
Mary Beth POV
All four of us slowly made our way towards the group of smelly, muscular, armed men. Blakely was the first to sit down. She relished in these kinds of moments. The kind of moments when there is nothing but awkward silence and no one knew what to say. It was definitely one of those moments. I wished that Leittce would say something uber witty right now…
"What's for dinner?" asked Miley.
'Not quiet what I was wishing for,' I thought to myself.
Miley decided she would sit near Lancelot. Miley was never really a big fan of Lancelot because he is such a man flut. (A/N: Flut flirt/slut hehe me and my friends use this word sometimes)
"Tristan should be returning with some rabbit soon and we can make a stew." Answered Gawain.
I could see Blakely was openly ogling his muscles.
"I refuse to eat a poor innocent bunny rabbit!" Stated Miley.
"Then you can starve." Said Lettice who was smiling to herself about something or another.
Lettice then walked over and took a seat far away from all of us.
"Oh I feel so loved." I said jokingly to Lettice. She smiled and rolled her eyes. I was the only one still standing up. I looked around and saw the only seat left was between Bors and Galahad. I walked over and plopped down.
"Toto we are soooo not in Kansas anymore!" Mumbled Miley. I laughed and leaned closer to the fire. I felt a tap on my shoulder and I looked next to me. Galahad had taken off his cloak and was holding it out to me.
"Lady you seem cold please wear this."
I looked over at him a blushed slightly.
'Get a hold of your self Mary Beth!" I shouted at myself.
I quickly took it and said,
"Are you sure.. I mean won't you get cold?" He looked at me and then kind just stared at my leg.
"What are you- OH SNAP! AHHHH HELP!"I screamed. It turned out that when I was talking to Galahad my jeans (that were way to long for me cus they were Lettice's old pair)had caught on fire. I jumped up and waved my arms helplessly. Everyone started yelling something at the same time.
"Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!" Yelled Miley while she pointed at my jeans.
"Get some bloody water!" Yelled Lancelot.
"OH SNAP!OH SNAP! When I come to the club, step aside. Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line-"
Bors was laughing his head off while Arthur yelled at his knights to help.
"Oh gosh what is that rhyme um, stop… roll no no um drop and roll! STOP DROP AND ROLL!" Shouted Lettice who not so gently pushed me to the ground and started rolling me along the ground. It must have been a comical site because every started laughing. Except for Blakely, she was still singing London Bridge. Miley looked at her and started singing as well.
"And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, snap) Before I turn around and spray your a with mace (oh, snap) My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, snap) You got that? I got the bass"
"Oh just shut up!" I yelled as I pulled at the burned fray of my jeans.
Lettice was laughing which was a rare thing. Suddenly the hairs on the back of my neck tingled. The laughing dyed down and Lettice was looking at the opening of the clearing. A figure came out of the shadow and faced us. A hawk on his shoulder and four dead rabbits in hand he walked towards the campfire.
"I see we have company." He said in a gruff voice.
"Oh snap." Lettice whispered quietly.
A/N: Sorry it was kinda short… hope you liked it! No flames please. Well TADA!
