A/N: Okay this chapter is coffee induced! ENJOY! I own nothing!!!!!!! But my characters and writing of course hehe

Chp. 4: Bunny Rabbits and Rage

'Poor poor bunny.' I thought as it sizzled over the fire. Miley was right… maybe we shouldn't it the rabbit. My stomach suddenly growled. Maybe we should…

"I keep thinking of bugs bunny right now!" Whispered Miley. I smiled grimly and looked over at Gawain. He was cleaning of a big shiny sword.

"Hey look I can see my reflection in that thing." I pointed out to him.

"Goodness I am a mess." I continued.

"I do not think you look a mess." Gawain said looking up into my eyes. I thought I was going to melt. In the background I could here Mary Beth yelling really loudly. And suddenly Miley was yelling also. I tore my eyes off of Gawain and looked over at my friends.

"DO YOU ALWAYS JUST STARE WHEN SOMEONE'S ON FIRE? HMM?" yelled Mary Beth.

"I was just a little overwhelmed!" Replied Galahad.

"WHY DON'T WE PUT YOU IN THE FIRE TO ROAST! SEE HOW IT FEELS!" She growled.

Galahad rose swiftly his fists clenched at his sides.

"Woman, shut up! Stop being stupid and leave me alone!"

I stared wide-eyed at him. Now if Galahad had known Mary Beth the way all of us knew Mary Beth he would've held his tongue. There are three things you NEVER and I repeat NEVER say to Mary Beth Goldstone. 1) Tell she is stupid 2) Tell her to shut up 3) Tell her to go away. Now, if you do one of those by themselves that's bad enough… but to do all 3! Mary Beth turned red and marched towards him. Bors and Dag looked like they could've watched this for hours.

"I would not say such things if I were you!" She whispered fiercely. When she whispered it meant she was pissed. He stupidly stood his ground.

"I am a knight and I have authority over you." He said.

Mary Beth pushed him back. He almost lost his balance. He looked suddenly at Lettice pleadingly. Lettice shrugged and examined her finger nails and said,

"I would run if I were you."

And with that he bolted with Mary Beth in toe.

"Is you friend always easily angered?" asked Gawain who seemed to have gotten closer. I gulped nervously and said,

"You don't know the half of it."

Meanwhile Miley was also shouting.

"That was a corny line! I bet you can't even get a pig into your bed with that one! HA!"

"Is that why you are so eager to get into my bed?" He asked cockily. SMACK! She slapped him across the face. He flinched slightly and then smirked.

"I've got you right were I want you, love."

"GAH! Get away from me and no hands off the thigh it's private property!" She ended up falling off the log. She was about to smack him again when Arthur declared,

"Dinner is ready, knights treat the ladies with respect!"

"Yeah treat the ladies with respect Lancelot." Smiled Miley.

"Mary Beth you can beat Galahad after supper now get your butt over here!" Shouted Lettice. Mary Beth stomped over and sat next to Lettice.

"Calm down sweetie." Lettice said patting her back. Mary Beth took a big sigh and leaned against Lettice's shoulder.

"Here I'll braid your hair while you eat."

That seemed to calm her down. A big gust of wind burst through the camp. I saw Tristan scanning the forest around us. He then looked at Lettice. I smiled wickedly and started humming Ms. New Booty. The rabbit really wasn't that bad.

"What's up doc?" asked Miley.

"Well I am done eating." I said suddenly losing my appetite. Miley took at least four bites of hers and ate a big chunk of bread. I looked up at the sky and thought that it might snow soon. I was freezing because I was wearing basketball shorts. I really didn't care at the moment because I was thinking of hot sexy Orlando Bloom.

"Are you cold Lady Blakely?" asked Gawain who was looking at me intensely. My heart beat quickened and I grinned slightly.

"A little." I admitted.

"Galahad, come here." Galahad stood up and waltzed over to us.

"Do you have any extra pants that Lady Blakely could borrow?" He smiled and nodded. He came back with a brown pair of leather trousers.

"Here go into the woods and put these on, you shall be warmer than you already are." I looked hesitantly at the woods.

"But … but what if something gets me…?" I said looking down at my feet. He laughed heartily and looked at me,

"Nothing shall harm you while I am here." I smiled and slowly walked to the woods. Five minutes later I came out blushing with everyone staring at me.

"What's up babycakes?" asked Miley.

"Um one Bors warn someone when you going to relieve yourself, because I never wanna see that again! EWW! And two I have not earthly idea how to lace these things!" Gawain leapt and walked towards me. I took a small step back and stood waiting. He quickly laced my pants up and gave me a little smack on the butt.

"EeK!" I shrieked. I then glared daggers and sat next to Miley. She was staring at Lettice who was staring a Tristan.

"She loves him! I think they are having eye sex right now!" She whispered to me. I quickly looked at them and saw they were staring each other down. I laughed and then looked back to Miley.

"It's duck season." She whispered.

"No it's rabbit season!" I replied laughing.

"I think you ladies should get some rest." Said Arthur.

"I agree with Arthur." Said Dag who shoed as away to our designated sleeping spot.

"Yes mother!" I said to the both of them.