Scene 2: The Corset Jokes Are Getting Old

Elizabeth wakes from her dream, and we now see she is much older and amazingly beautiful. She gets up and takes the same coin from her dream out of a drawer, but it isn't very shiny because it is covered with dust, thus showing us it's been hidden for a really long time, and pure coincidence she dreamed about it right before she would have the opportunity to fall into the water and therefore start the chain of events that make the movie

Governor Swann: I hope you're not naked because I'm coming in!

Elizabeth: Places medallion between her cleavage No! I'm decent!

Governor Swann: What were you doing sleeping? It's time to get up, woman! Besides, I have a present for you. Give her dress

Elizabeth: OMG! SO CUTE!

Governor Swann: I know. I'm totally up on the fashion scene.

Elizabeth: What's it for?

Governor Swann: I just wanted to see how beautiful and innocent you look in it. And I thought you might wear it in public at the ceremony today so other people can see how beautiful and innocent I raised you!

Elizabeth: Not Norrington's promotion thing?

Governor Swann: Why yes.

Elizabeth: But those things are always so boring!

Governor Swann: STFU! You're going. Hopefully he'll ask you to marry him so I know you will be innocent forever! How's your dress?

Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.

Governor Swann: Well, it's all the rage, you'd think you could at least say thank you.

Elizabeth: No I mean it's difficult to talk, I can't breathe in this stupid thing.

Servant: There's a guy downstairs!

Will is standing in the foyer, playing with a candlestick that breaks. This wasn't very funny, yet they did it again in the second movie.

Governor Swann: walks downstairs after the servant Yo, Will! How's it hanging?

Will: I'M NOT A EUNICH! I mean, oh, I'm good. I made your sword. opens case and takes out the sword

Governor Swann: takes the sword and unsheathes it Ohhhh shiny.

Will: Yeah, I know. I made it super awesome because I'm in love with your daughter and I want to impress you.

Governor Swann: takes the sword Impressive. Very impressive. Norrington is going to like this.

Will: Norrington? WTF? You didn't tell me it was for him! I shouldn't have spent three days straight on it!

Governor Swann: enter Elizabeth OMG daughter! You look just as beautiful and innocent as I intended!

Elizabeth: Ignores father Will! Hey, I totally dreamed about you last night!

Will: Choking Seriously?

Governor Swann: Elizabeth! That is hardly innocent!

Elizabeth: For realz, Will. About that time I saved your ass from drowning.

Will: I don't know how I can ever repay you for that, Miss Swann.

Elizabeth: Will, come on, I told you like a million times to call me Elizabeth.

Will: Yeah I know, but I don't have the balls to be improper. Besides, you're kinda hot when you're mad.

Governor Swann: There will be no talk of hotness and my daughter! We're leaving now!

Elizabeth: See if I ever think about your balls now, bitch.

Governor Swann: OMFGWEHAVETOSTOPTHISMADDNESS! Pulls Elizabeth out of house

Will: I'm sure you'll reconsider that someday…Elizabeth.