Scene 5: A Short, Mostly Action Scene
As it turns out, the blacksmith's shop is exactly where Jack chooses to hide! It seems all the tools in there might be able to free him of his irons, which I prefer to call handcuffs. Who doesn't like the thought of Jack in handcuffs? Anyway! Jack sees Mr. Brown and pokes him, then makes a really loud noise to see if he wakes up. Luckily, he doesn't, or Jack might have been in real trouble. Then, after failing a bunch of times to free himself, Jack decides to partake in some animal cruelty and finally frees himself! But oh no! Will has returned!
Will: Sees that the donkey has been abused and calms him down. Sigh Stupid lazyass Brown, you never get up. sees hammer Wait a minute… Brown never gets up and I didn't put this here… notices Jack 's hat and reaches for it; enter Jack with sword unsheathed gasp You must be that pirate that everyone is looking for!
Jack: Do I know you from somewhere?
Will: Well I'm told quite often I look just like my father, even though in the second movie I really don't look anything like him.
Jack: Oh. Well anyway, I'm just going to waltz out of here now… turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own sword WTF do you think you're doing?
Will: I'm the best swordfighter in this movie, do you really think I'm gonna pass up a chance to show off? Besides, you tired to corrupt Elizabeth, and I love her, so I must defend her honor.
Jack: Ohhh… they parry Okay, so you're pretty good. But what if I do this! he steps Oh damn. Well, no use fighting if I don't have the advantage. sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful Right. Well, now I think I'm going to have to kick your ass. Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight like crazy to loud, now very popular music Dude, there's so many swords! looks pointedly at swords
Will: Yes! That's because this is a blacksmith's shop! I make them!
Jack: Well snap, I guess you're right. Is this how you plan to impress the chick you told me you were in love with? Or are you a eunuch?
Will: NO! I will woo her with my charm, nobility, and good lucks. The swords are just a bonus… and besides, it means I'm good with my hands. Now shut up, I kill you! They have a big drawn-out albeit sexy fight, when Jack throws dirt in Will's face and pulls a pistol on him. That's not fair!
Jack: I'm a pirate, stupid. hears men trying to break the door down Get out of my way.
Will: No! I must be noble!
Jack: Dude, srsly move!
Will: I said no!
Jack: I can't shoot you because I have to kill Barbossa with this shot! Now SERIOUSLY-- gets hit on the head with a bottle of alcohol and falls unconscious
Soldier: Norrington's men break in the door I found him! I win!
Norrington: Nicely done Mr. Brown. No one will believe you knocked him out because you are just an ugly drunken blacksmith. Everyone with think it was all me!
Mr. Brown: slurslurslur
Norrington: Take this pirate to the jail, minions. And we must tell everyone how this is the day Commodore Norrington caught Captain Sexy, I mean, Sparrow!