She's the Man

Chapter 2: Her...his first day of school

Sakura was dressed as a boy and was standing outside Lee's car getting more and more nerves.

"Are you sure I can do this"whispered Sakura swirling around towards Lee

"Yes"replied Lee. Sakura just nodded and turned back to the school

"Whats up"said a passing boy.

"Well it's over he knows"replied Sakura putting her head back in the car

"Oh no"replied Lee also putting his head in the car. So ya the two were bickering in the car and of course you couldn't under stand any of it because they were saying things at the same time.

"Go"shouted Lee pushing Sakura at of the car, "I didn't work this hard just for you to say no"

"Fine"replied Sakura

"Let me here the voice"said Lee

"Whaz Up"replied Sakura

"Now the strut"said Lee. Sakura walked her strut

"Hag a lugy"instructed Lee. Sakura did as told.

"Oh I'm so proud"said Lee giving Sakura a quick and I do mean quick hug. Sakura had all her stuff and was heading to her dorm.

When Sakura entered her dorm, she saw guys running around like crazy and she actually blended in a little but boy was she scared. Some boys where topless and some where only in towels! Sakura ran to her dorm room as fast as she could. When she was in the room she shut the door and leaned on it closing her eyes relaxing her muscles...

"Um Who are you"asked a voice. Sakura opened her eyes and saw three guys a blond haired boy, a raven haired boy, and the boy Tenten bumped into. The voice belonged to the raven haired boy

"I'm your new roommate"replied Sakura standing up and making her way to the only bed with nothing on it

"You sure this is your room because the freshman corm is across campus"replied the blond haired boy

"I'm just a little shout for my age"replied Sakura as she unpacked her things.

"So what's your name"asked the raven haired boy

"Sak-Shikamaru"replied Sakura

"I'm Naruto and that's Neji and Sasuke. Sasuke is your roommate"replied Naruto. Sakura took her shoes out and set them down on the bed and wile pulling something else out she knocked the shoes onto the floor and her tampons came out

"Dude is that what I think it is"asked Naruto pointing at the box. Sakura saw the looks the guys where give her and thought quick

"My sister must of put them in my bag as a joke"said Sakura graping the tampons and throwing the tampons in the nearest trash can

"You have sister? Is she cute"asked Naruto totally forgetting about the tampons

"Heres a picture"replied Sakura pulling out the picture of her and her brother at her last soccer game

"Wow total hottie"cooed Naruto looking up at Sakura, "Hey why do you have a picture of her"

"She and I are kinda close"replied Sakura telling the truth (her and her brother both had that picture with them at all most all times or at least with them when they travel)

"She has pink hair"said Sasuke taking the picture from Naruto

"Ya so"replied Sakura feeling a little mad after all it really wasn't her fault for having pink hair

"Well it isn't normal"replied Sasuke handing the picture back to Sakura

"Whatever...Hey when is soccer tryouts"asked Sakura looking at the guy

"Today! Why? Are you trying out?"asked Naruto

"Ya so"replied Sakura

Soccer Try Outs...

Uh, oh oh oh,...
Yeah, oh oh oh
Oh,Oh,Oh,
Come on,oh oh oh
Tempo,oh oh oh
A. Keys,oh oh oh
Let's go oh oh oh
Lemme,(oh oh oh)

Lemme,Lemme,Lemme
Lemme tell you something
Tell ya how I feel
When he comes around
I gettin to feelin ill
It's a aching feelin
Inside my chest

"Where's the couch"wondered Sakura aloud

"He's always late...unless it's a game than he's early"replied Naruto

"Wow thats weird"said Sakura

"I know"replied Naruto

"Sorry I'm late I was..."started a silver haired fellow but there was a loud LIER before he could finish that sentence, "Well okay than lets get started"

I tried some medication
But don't nothin help
So I said, Doctor doctor, tell me will I die
And he said "count to five Alicia"
And I'm gone be alright
Lets go, 1, 2, 3, 4
Adrenaline rushin in my body, All my power I just can't fight it.
Doesn't matter how,I keep on tryin
I can't deny I've got this heartburn
Burnin in my soul (heartburn)
Call the fire department (ooh ,heartburn)
It's out of control (heartburn) ohhh
Taste so good, I can't resist, (woahhhhhhhhhh)
Gettin harder to digest, (woahhhhhhhhhh)

Sakura was keeping up just fine with the boys. In fact she was doing a little better! After worm ups the couch told them to pair up with someone for a one on one game. Here's how that played out Sasuke Vs Neji-Winner Sasuke...Sakura Vs Naruto-Winner Naruto...Sasuke Vs Naruto-Winner Sasuke!

Can't take no mo, Gotta shake it off, woahhhhh
Now break it down, and take it to the ground with me now
Everybody say oh.
Ohh, uh oh oh, ohhhhhhhh
Uh oh oh, woahhhhh
Uh oh oh, uh uh oh ohhhhhhhh
uh oh oh, uh oh ohhhhhh
uh oh oh, ohhhhhhhhh
uh oh oh, howohhhhhhhhhh
uh oh oh
Don't you know I got this (heartburn)
Burnin in my soul (heartburn)
Call the fire department (heartburn)
It's out of control (heartburn)
What you trynna do? (heartburn)

"If you get this yellow jersey you are 2nd string"said the couch holding up a yellow jersey.

"Samson"a yellow jersey was thrown at some boy

"Adams"a yellow jersey was thrown at some boy

"Thomson"a yellow jersey was thrown at some boy

"Lion"a yellow jersey was thrown at some boy

"Narauno"a yellow jersey was thrown at Sakura(combined Sakura and Shikamaru's last names)

Burin in my soul (heartburn) burnin not burin!
Call the fire department (heartburn) uh
It's out of control (heartburn) ohhhhhhhhuh
Shake it, Shake it, Shake it off (go head girl)
Shake it, Shake it, Shake it off (ohhhooohhh)
Shake it, Shake it, Shake it off (go head girl)
Shake it, Shake it, Shake it off (ohhhooohhh)
go head girl
ohhhhhohhhhhh

"Narauno Principal want to see you"said the couch rescuing Sakura from naked guys and a shower

"Okay"replied Sakura running to the principals office

Principals Office

"Okay they know"said Sakura as she pulled the stuff that made her look flat chested when she saw the cabinet was open.

"Shikamaru's folder"said Sakura walking over to the cabinet when she found it her jaw dropped to the ground, the folder was like 3 inches thick!

"Can this be any thicker"asked Sakura as the principal walked up to the door. Sakura slammed the cabinet shut but the stuff that made her look flat chested

"Shit"whispered Sakura trying it out with no luck. The door opened and Sakura quick made it look like she was just leaning on the cabinet

"Shikamaru Narauno"said the principal.

"Hi"said Sakura still trying to pull the wrap(?Help what is it called)

"Well before we begin lets take a look at your folder"said the principal as he tried to open the cabinet.

"It's stuck"said the principal still trying to pull the cabinet open. After a few pulls from both the cabinet finally opened, Sakura graped the wrap and stuffed it back in her sweatshirt.

"Welcome to our humble school"said the principal before he started to sing the school song, "Now I just really wanted to tell you that I will keep an eye on you" and with that the principal let Sakura free. When Sakura was free she bumped into some one.

"Sorry"said Sakura as she helped the girl pick stuff up

"What in god's name going on out here...Oh interacting with the opposite sex, I see! So I'll leave you to your doing but remember save your self for your true love"said the principal when he came out of his office and than returned.

"Is he always like that"Sakura asked the girl

"That was him being rude"replied the blond haired girl

"Funny"replied Sakura, "Well I've got to get to class"

At Lunch

"Here you go"said the principal giving Sakura her an apple and a coke. Sakura sat down at the same table as Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto(the only one who actually looked happy)

"Hey fellas"said Sakura acting like a boy.

"Hey"replied all the three

"Hey Sasuke look who's sitting a little ways away"sang Naruto pointing to the girl Sakura had bumped into early.

"Ya thats Ino...Sasuke has a huge crush on her"added Naruto grinning at Sasuke

"Shut up dobe"replied Sasuke blushing!

"Your blushing...So not cool"said Sakura as boy with brown hair passed by making his way over to the same table as Ino, "Looks like you got some competition"

"Your kidding thats only Kiba"replied Sasuke(I like Kiba but I couldn't think of anyone else)

"Hey I heard that she just got dumped by some college guy"said Naruto

"Which means time for Sasuke to pounce"add Neji

"I can understand what she's going through"replied Sakura making the guys look at her funny, "I mean I just got out of a bad relationship. When you brake up you find out that every work and kiss wad fake"with that all the boys ran off

With Lee

"Hello"said Lee as he talked into the phone

"I can't do this"replied Sakura into the phone

"What"asked Lee

"I'm a total loser, I smell like you don't want to know, and I will never play on the field"replied Sakura

"I can't help you with the soccer but the popularity I can help"replied Lee

Kinda cliffy but what ever and yes Sasuke has a crush on Ino but hey if you've seen the movie then you know that wont last long and remember the songs pop up in this story they kind help transitions in the story so I'm really fallowing the movie but that movie rules and so does Naruto so I hope this story rules or at least doesn't suck...READ AND REVIEW

Thank You for the Reviews

P.S.I will be starting school soon so I may not update anytime soon because I almost failed one of my class last year and my mom didn't let me near the computer...unless it was for school, my MP3, my CD player, and NO anime of any kind until the end of the school year I really REALLY don't want to repeat that so updating will become rare starting the 16th of August...