Scene 6: When Pirates Attack!

Prisoners: whistling and waving a bone to a dog that has the keys to the prison in its jaws Hey, this is just like a scene on the ride that inspired the movie!

Jack: If that's the case then you should know they never get the dog.

Prisoner: STFU!

in the Governor's house; Elisabeth 's room

Estrella: Let me dote upon you Elizabeth. puts a bed warmer between the sheets Today was probably very difficult for you, with your father freaking out more than usual.

Elizabeth: Well, I thought Norrington might propose; who wouldn't want to marry me? But I couldn't breathe so I couldn't really laugh in his face or anything.

Estrella: Oh, I was talking about nearly being used as a love slave by that pirate.

Elizabeth: Oh. Well. blushes

Estrella: But you're gonna marry the Commodore!? What fun, he's totally hot.

Elizabeth: Yeah, he is. And he's rich and heroic and everything.

Estrella: What about that blacksmith, Will? He's pretty hot and heroic too.

Elizabeth: Don't even go there, bitch.

Estrella: bursts into tears and leaves

meanwhile Will is hammering a new sword, he looks out unto the deserted street

on top of the Fort Governor Swann: So Elizabeth said she'd marry you, right?

Norrington: Not yet, but I know she will.

Governor Swann: Oh, she will. Gosh, the weather has been really horrible since my daughter nearly drowned…

Norrington: Yes, it's quite a coincidence.

Governor Swann: What was that loud booming noise?

Norrington: ZOMG! Cannon! tackles the Governor Everyone! Fire back in the direction that came from!

in the jail Jack: I am familiar with that particular booming noise! looks out of his little window It's the Black Pearl! Oh! Who called that?!

Prisoner: For realz? That's supposed to be the scariest ship ever! The crew kills everyone!

Jack: Well duh, they're pirates.

the Black Pearl's guns are destroying the battlements, the pirates are now coming ashore in boats; Will takes up a sword, a hatchet, and a knife to fight the invading pirates; on the battlements; saves a maid by killing a pirate with his hatchet

Norrington: shouting orders to soldiers Take 'em down!

Soldier: Let's kick some ass!

Norrington: Come on you dumbasses, we can fight better than this! cannons are shot in the Black Pearl 's direction Mr. Swann, you are the Governor so saving you is the most heroic act of all! Now hide in my office! Even though cannons are blasting through everything else, they will never hit you there!

the Governor's house; pirates are running through the gates an knocking on the door, Elizabeth looks out the window and sees them then she runs to warn the butler not to let them in

Elizabeth: in slow motion Noooooooooooooooooooooo! the butler opens the door anyway

Pintel: Wazzzup? shoots butler and the pirates swarm into the house Look! Up on the landing! It's a bird! points at Elizabeth

Pirate: GIRL! Elizabeth runs upstairs

Estrella: they lock the chamber door OMGZ, they's totally gonna kidnap you!

Elizabeth: O rly?

Estrella: Well who else? You're the main character, not me!

Elizabeth: True. Well, you should hide anyway, just in case! They did kill the butler, and we only saw him for like, three seconds. distracts Ragetti and Pintel as the maid runs out, hits Pintel in the face with the bed warmer

Ragetti: Oh no you didn't! catches Elizabeth and she releases ashes onto his head Ahhh! It burns!!!

Pintel: fully recovered You can't really feel it! Or I guess maybe you can, because it seems like sometimes we feel pain and sometimes we don't.

Estrella escapes; Elizabeth is cornered on the stairs and while pirates are distracted by one of their own being taken out by a cannon that flies right through her house at just the right time and she runs away; Pintel and Ragetti are stopped by a falling chandelier and Elizabeth locks the door and then tries to get a sword out but is unable; Pintel and Ragetti break the door

Pintel: singsong Come out come out wherever you are….

Ragetti: laughs stupidly

Pintel: I'm very good at hide and seek! I'm gonna get youuuuuuuuuu….

Ragetti: Gonna get you…

Pintel: Pintel!eye appears through crack in cupboard thing Boo.

Elizabeth: Parley!

Ragetti: WTF?

Elizabeth: You heard me. No you have to take me to your captain, that's the rules.

Pintel: disgusted You know the rules?

Elizabeth: Yep. And you can't hurt me until I talk to your captain. Neyh-neyh!

Ragetti: &($!

Pintel: Let's just get it over with.

Port Royal street; Will is fighting with Grapple

Grapple: to Will, holding him defenseless Hahahaha! I've got you now! signs falls on him

Will: Gosh, I'm lucky!

Pintel: to Elizabeth, leading her to the Black Pearl Hurry up!

Elizabeth: gaspy and scared Will! Save me!

Will: spots them Elizabeth. OMG! sees the same pirate he killed with his hatchet and is confused

Pirate: sings The whack-a-mole game! knocks Will on the head, and he becomes unconscious like the weakling he is