She's the Man
Chapter 3: Sakura the Pimp?
Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto where sitting in a pizza place when they saw Sakura come in.
"Make it look like we have no room"instructed Sasuke. The group did as told so when Sakura got to the table there was no room
"Hey dudes"said Sakura looking at the table but out of the corner of her eye she was looking at am incognito Lee, who had a ear peace in and was about to give some orders
"Hey Tenten you ready"asked Lee into the ear piece
"I was born ready"replied Tenten
"Than go"said Lee looking over to the pool-table area where Tenten had been waiting. When Tenten left the pool-table area the guy int the pool-table area where staring at her because with her hair was down she was even hotter
"Shikamaru! Is that you"asked Tenten walking right up to Sakura and hocking her arm with Sakura's
"Hey Tenten whats up"asked Sakura
"I've missed you"said Tenten making sure not to start laughing, "Specifically when I'm all alone...at night"that got all the boys listening into the conversation.
"Sorry I'm no longer able to be there"said Sakura also trying not to laugh at how easy it was to manipulate thees boys into thinking that she was a guy, who had a girl like Tenten at some time in her...his life. Tenten tried to kiss Sakura but Sakura put her fingers on her lips directing them away so Tenten let out a heavy sigh and walked off and all that was directed by Rock Lee
"Kay go"said Lee looking over at a door. A girl with black hair and green eyes, she was Kay.
"Shikamaru!"squealed Kay hugging Sakura.
"Whats up, Kay"replied Sakura
"Our school lost the hottest guy I've ever seen"replied Kay
"The time came to move on"replied Sakura
"It was too soon"replied Kay pretending to cry before she walked off and of course that was again was directed by Rock Lee.
"See you guys later"said Sakura as she walked off
"I think maybe we need to rethink the whole he isn't cool thing"said Neji as Temari walked walked over to the table.
"Hey foxy lady"said Naruto as she passed by
"Hell no you did not just try a pick up line on me"said Temari looking at Naruto in disgust.
"I was just pointing out th-"started Naruto but was cut off by Temari
"'You where just pointing out that'...Look girls like he don't date boys like you"replied Temari, "I'm looking for my boyfriend Shikamaru, Have you seen him" The guys gaped and pointed back over to the area where Sakura had walked off too.
"Shikamaru"screeched Temari.
"Not good, Not good"said Lee, "If she sees you than your dead"
"Get away from me Temari"said Sakura graping a menu to cover her face
"What"said Temari.
"We are throw"said Sakura ducking behind the bar.
"What"repeated Temari
"I know you are hot but there are plenty of hot girls and the truth is that you have nothing else to offer and when my eyes are closed I see that you are really ugly"said Sakura running out from behind the bar graping a stack of pizza, pushing the pizza into Temari and than running over to the both where Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto sitting. Temari screeched like a bunchy and ran out of the pizza place. All three boys jumped up and congratulated him
"Come on...sit down"instructed Sasuke making Naruto move over so Sakura could sit down with them
Next Day at school
Sakura was walking to her class and when she passed by a guy he would clap or cheer and if she passed a girl would flirt with her...It was very funny.
"Hey let me throw"shouted Naruto pushing his way to Sakura, "I have lady troubles"
"I have a lifetime of knowledge"replied Sakura as she and Naruto headed to biology
Biology
"So how long did you date that girl"asked Sasuke
"Too long"replied Sakura and right after Sakura said that her phone rang with the song Barbie girl. Sakura looked and saw it was Gaara on the phone so she quick picked up and than hung up, "Mara, chick wont stop calling me"
"Oh my god she's in our class"said Sasuke slightly blushing as Ino come into the room.
"Stop blushing it an't cool"said Sakura
"Shut up"replied Sasuke as the teacher came up and trusted a bucket into the group
"Take a slip off paper and read the name of your lab partners"said the teacher who was clearly not in a good mood. All the boys did as told.
"Hinata Hyuga"said Sasuke as Naruto looked disappointed, "damn it"
"Be nice"said Sakura
"Ya I think she's cute"said Naruto
"What's wrong with my cousin, Sasuke"demanded Neji
"Stammers too much"replied Sasuke
"Ino Yamanaka"said Sakura looking at Ino who smiled and nodded
"Dude you know her"asked Sasuke
"I talked to her for like a second"replied Sakura
"About what she nodded...I can't believe you got her...trade with me"said Sasuke
"No I said her name out loud"said Sakura graping her stuff and walking over to where Ino was already sitting
"Hi again"said Ino as Sakura sat down
"Um this whole desiccation think kind freaks me out so I'm going to let you have the rains on this one"whispered Sakura.
"Most guy would never admit that"said Ino
"Shit your right"said Sakura
"I find it very refreshing"said Ino in a flirtatious tone.
"No paper near the near the bounces burners"said some boy thrusting a peace of paper. Sakura reached for it but Ino graped before she could
"What are thees poems"asked Ino
"No they're his..my old lyrics"replied Sakura
"Looking back I clearly see, What it is that's killing me, Through the eyes of one I know, I see a vision once let go, I had it all"read Ino going into her own world as she read the rest, "Thees are really good" Ino handed the lyrics back to Sakura.
After Class
When Sakura was out of class Sasuke pulled her over to a sitting area
"Go"said Sasuke to a guy sitting in the sitting area
"Whats up"asked Sakura
"You have to get Ino to date me"replied Sasuke
"She's had what? 3 years to decide that"replied Sakura rolling her eyes
"But you have an hour every day to get her to want to date me"said Sasuke, "How about we make a deal"
"What kind of deal"asked Sakura
"You get Ino to date me and I'll make you good enough to play in the next game"said Sasuke
"You have a deal"said Sakura with every intention to keep her end of the bargain.
The deal has been made! I hope you all enjoyed and the next chapter may have like no talking and just Sasuke training Sakura and some Biology class...READ AND REVIEW
Thank you all for the reviews :)
