Scene 7: Elizabeth Seals Her Own Fate

in jail Prisoner: a hole is blown in a cell, so all the prisoners can escape but not Jack. To Jack Sucks to be you!

Jack: picks up the bone and whistles Damnit! Why was hole blown up in the cell next to mine!? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! a crash as the prison guard is thrown down the stairs

Twigg: looks a round Oh shit, we're lost.

Koehler: Wait a minute… look! In that cell! It's Captain Jack Se-Sparrow!

Twigg: Haha remember the last time I saw you? We marooned you on that island! Man what good times!

Jack: Yeah, but I got off, apparently. So you lot are actually quite stupid. Koehler grabs Jack 's throat; Jack sees skeletal arm Hrm. That's different.

Koehler: I hate you with a fiery passion! However, I cannot kill you, because then there would be no point to this movie. they leave

Jack: Alright, ta then!

Elizabeth is rowed across with the pirates; on board the Black Pearl Bo'sun: No one told me I could have brought back a sex slave!

Pintel: We weren't supposed to, but she somehow knew about parley.

Elizabeth: I figured I'd better do something so I wouldn't - is backhanded by Bo'sun

Bo'sun: Women must be seen and not heard!

Barbossa: grabs Bo'sun's wrist Is there a problem here?

Bo'sun: Looking scared Na..na..no sir.

Barbossa: That's what I thought. Hello beautiful. What brings a girl like you to a place like this?

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am at this juncture to debate the termination of aggression relating Port Royal.

Barbossa: Dude, did you just use the synonym button? That's so lame.

Elizabeth: Just get the f out of my town!

Barbossa: I'm unenthusiastic to consent to your appeal. Those synonyms add up to mean "no."

Elizabeth: Okay. Fine. Takes shiny!coin out of her cleavage and dangles it over the sea

Barbossa: Playing it cool Yeah, so what?

Elizabeth: Well why the hell else would you be here? Besides, this is the same ship I saw in my dream! And that means it's the same ship that I saw eight years ago when I came to Port Royal! This is the black pearl!

Barbossa: Yeah… well…

Elizabeth: Okay, if you don't really want it, I'll throw it in anyway. I don't need it. Elizabeth lets it drop a bit and the pirates gasp! Elizabeth gives them a "uh, yeah, I win" look

Barbossa: Okay, well... chuckles So… who are you?

Elizabeth: Elizabeth...Turner. Yep, Turner. That's my last name. I can't possibly get in more trouble with that name then with any other name. I'm certainly not related to the Governor.

Barbossa: blinkblink Tuuuurr-nner...?

Pintel: That's Bootstrap's last name! Ohhh, criptic!

Barbossa: So… how did you get this shiny!coin? Your FATHER, maybe?

Elizabeth: Uh… yes?

Barbossa: Hrm. Okay, we can leave now. But first you have to give me the coin.

Elizabeth: she hands it over Now get out of here! Barbossa walks away from her

Bo'sun: Let's move!

Elizabeth: WTF? Hang on! You have to take me back!

Barbossa: Sorry, bitch. You're the one who said you were a Turner. If you'd have just given it to us and left maybe things would be okay. But now you belong to me! Muahhahahahaha!