Scene 8: The Two Sexy Men Team Up

Will: awakes on the street in the morning; to Norrington In case you haven't figured it out by now, those pirates from last night kidnapped Elizabeth!

Norrington: Yes, Mr. Turner, we got that.

Will: Well let's go kick their asses!

Governor Swann: We don't know where they are! And my daughter could be becoming more corrupt by the minute!

Murtogg: Hey… that sexy pirate talked about the Black Pearl!

Mullroy: How many times do I have to tell you the Black Pearl isn't real!?

Will: But the one last night did have black sails! Maybe the sexy pirate can help you find it!

Norrington: NO! In order to be a hero, I must find her myself. Besides, that pirate was supposed to have been hung already.

Will: buries hatchet in the table Will angry! Will smash!

Norrington: sighs Okay, look. You make swords. You don't know how to do anything else. In fact, most people would say you are a pussy. I don't see what you could possibly do. Under breath, so Gov. Swann can't hear him And remember, you're not the only person around here who wants to do it with Elizabeth. Don't think I won't put up a fight. hands him back his hatchet

in jail Jack: trying to pick the lock with a bone Come on! Damnit! hears footsteps, leaves the bone in the lock and lies down like he wasn't doing anything

Will: You! Sexy Pirate!

Jack: Yes, that's me.

Will: The Black Pearl… that was it last night wasn't it?

Jack: The Black Pearl is a fairy tale… shifty eyes

Will: Okay, so how do I find it?

Jack: Dude, are you on drugs? You can't find an imaginary ship. It definite doesn't go to the Isla de Muerta. Not that you could find it anyway.

Will: I saw it last night. It's real. Now stop playing games, tell me if you can take me there!

Jack: studies his nails ME?

Will: No, I want the dog with the keys. Yes you!

Jack: Why me?

Will: They took Elizabeth with them! gets all teary and such

Jack: Ohhhhhhh… well, too bad for you. I'm just gonna sit here and wait to die.

Will: If you help me I'll let you out.

Jack: You can do that?

Will: I am an all-mighty blacksmith! I built this place, I can tear it apart!

Jack: Who the hell are you?

Will: My name is Will Turner.

Jack: William? You're name is William? Are you named after your father? shakes Will's shoulders Are you???!!!

Will: Chillax! Yes, I believe I was.

Jack: Right… well, I'm totally gonna help you now, for no reason other than I've had a change of heart and well, you're quite attractive.

Will: they shake hands You're not so bad yourself.

Jack: Why thank you.

Will: picks up a bench and places it at the bottom of the cell door and breaks the hinges with one quick movement! Wow! He just goes back and forth between being really weak and really amazing! Come on! That made a really loud noise and someone will probably find is really soon!

Jack: Okay! Just let me get my stuff they took from me and then left hanging right here next to me!