Scene 9: Sexy Pirate and Blacksmith Steal A Ship
Will: Will and Jack stand hidden under a bridge. They stare at the ships in the harbor So… we're really going to steal a ship then?
Jack: It's called Commandeering. And yes. We are. Now, I know you're all noble, so stealing a ship, that's risky business, savvy? But you seem to be willing to do it for your bonnie lass. Now, are you willing to die for her?
Will: Of course I would!
Jack: Great! Good to have you aboard then.
Will: under boat underwater with Jack in the lead I still can't believe we got this into the water and everything without anyone noticing!
Jack: Yes. It seems that the King's navy are deeply stupid. they board the DauntlessOkay! Listen up, this is my ship now!
Will: Right! So get off it! the men laugh
Gillette: You guys are such dumbasses. You need a crew. And we're certainly not going to help you.
Jack: points his pistol at Gillette's nose Done talking?
Groves: notices Gillette and his men a small boat ZOMG! Norrington! What do we do?!
Gillette: waving and screaming from the boat The sexy pirate and the blacksmith stole our boat! Commodore! Be heroic!
Norrington: sees the two on board the ship through his spy glass I told Turner not to be a little bitch. Damn him!
Will: notices the Interceptor set sail Okay, they're coming towards us. I hope this works.
Gillette: to his crew about the boat Get on board and kill them!
Norrington: he and his men board the Dauntless Okay, we'll find them! Look all over! Jack and Will swing onto the Interceptor and sail away; Norrington is the only one who notices F! Everyone, get back on the Interceptor!
Sailor: Oh no! They try to re-board but many end up in the water
Jack: See you later! Thanks for the ship!
Norrington: Quickly! After them!
Groves: The Interceptor is sooper fast. We should give up.
Norrington: I never give up! Besides, we need to get closer so we can shoot them!
Groves: Oh. Okay. Get the guns out! to Norrington You really want to shoot such a pretty ship?
Norrington: Bitch number two you will do as I say!
Sailor: They phucked up our ship! We can't do anything!
Gillette: the Interceptor bears down on his boat Holy shit! Everyone jump! they jump off just in time as the boat is broken up and sinks under the Interceptor
Groves: Dude, that sexy pirate is pretty impressive.
Norrington: Irritated to Groves You are so fired.