Scene 10: Oh For The Love Of Tortuga
Will: sharpening his sword When I was little, my mother raised me by herself. But then she died and I went to look for my father. pointed look at Jack
Jack: Ah so THAT'S why you're such a little pussy!
Will: We're talking about my FATHER! You obviously knew him… you only said you'd help me once you learned my name. I'm not as dumb as I look.
Jack: Riiiiiiiiight. But yeah, I knew him. Most of the time we just called him Bootstrap though.
Will: Booty?
Jack: Yeah. He was a pirate.
Will: Was not! He was a merchant sailor, and a noble and heroic man just like me!
Jack: No, actually he was a pirate.
Will: LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Jack: Terribly sorry to have to be the one to tell you...
Will: CAN'T HEAR YOU CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY FATHER WAS NOT A PIRATE!
Jack: Right. moves one of the sails so that the yard catches Will and swings him out over the sea Okay, shut up and listen. Your father was a pirate. He was a good guy though, because believe it or not, some pirates ARE good guys. Now, deal with it and stop whining. swings him back on board and offers him his sword Savvy?
Will: takes the sword; dejectedly Yeah… okay. sniffle
Jack: Welcome to Tortuga! Don't you just love the place?
Will: Looks at whores and dirt and general ickiness Uh...
Jack: Yes, yes, it is a BEATIFUL place.
Jack: Scarlett ! she slaps him Oh damn, I'd hoped she'd forgotten... Giselle!
Giselle: YO! You cheated on me, bitch, don't think I didn't just see that white-girl bitchslap you. I know what those kinds of slaps mean, okay, yous been running around on me!
Jack: But Giselle… you're also white. she slaps him Bugger. I don't think she'll ever accept that…