Scene 11: The Return Of Gibbs
Gibbs: Jack throws a bucket of water at him OMG! Who the f threw that? Don't you know it's bad luck to wake up someone's who's sleeping?! reaches for lucky rabbits foot, the horseshoe having been lost at sea long ago
Jack: Wake up, Gibbs! It's me, Jack Sparrow! See! You appeared in the beginning of the movie, and therefore the audience should have known you would come back to be important! And now! To prove your importance, I shall buy you a drink and tell you of my grand scheme and basic movie plot!
Gibbs: Okay! Will throws another bucket of water at him No! Not more bad luck!
Will: Sorry, but you smell awful.
Jack: they enter a tavern; to Will Don't eavesdrop on our conversation… sits at a table with Gibbs very close to Will
Gibbs: So… what's this movie plot now?
Jack: Well basically, I'm going to get the Black Pearl back.
Gibbs: Man, that's phucked up. Don't you remember what they did to you?
Jack: hisses Yes. But I know what the son-of-a-bitch Barbossa will be doing… and I need you to find me a crew to help me. Even though I can manage the Interceptor with Will, I will need a large crew to go after Barbossa.
Gibbs: Jack, Barbossa is pure evil. God help you if you want to meddle with him. crosses self
Jack: Would you stop that!? Just get me a crew!
Gibbs: What makes you think you can get the Pearl from Barbossa? He wouldn't give it to you over his dead body… and he can't die.
Jack: Shhh! That part of the plot hasn't been revealed yet!
Gibbs: If they watched ANY previews at all they already know.
Jack: Oh yeah. Well, what they DON'T know, is that Will is the only child of Bootstrap Bill Turner… although the audience won't know why it is important yet, you will!
Gibbs: Ahhhhh… yes, yes I do… okay, let's get some crazy-ass sailors and go get that ship!
Jack: To getting the Pearl! toasts Gibbs
Gibbs: they clink their tankards And kicking Barbossa's ass! drain their drinks