Scene 13: Hella Crazy
Gibbs: Check it out, Jack! Here's a bunch of crazy people I roped together for you crew!
Will: Them? They all look… well, crazy.
Jack: Random sailor!
Gibbs: His name is Cotton. He doesn't have a first name, just Cotton, like Madonna or Cher.
Jack: Mr. Cotton... are you willing to do what I say even if I'll most likely say something stupid that will probably kill us? Pauses for a few seconds Damnit bitch, answer me!
Gibbs: Oh, I forgot to mention. He can't answer you. Someone cut his tongue out so he trained his parrot to talk for him. It doesn't get much crazier than that.
Jack: …
Parrot: C'mon, niggas let's go!
Gibbs: See?
Jack: Well he fits the job description.
Will: Certainly.
Anamaria: So what do we get out of it?
Jack: comes over to the voice and takes off the sailors hat, revealing a woman Anamaria! Darling! she slaps him
Will: You are such a player.
Jack: Thank you.
Anamaria: You took my boat, bitch!
Jack: Okay, well, maybe - she slaps him again, Jack hisses at her okay, I get it! I owe you a ship then.
Anamaria: Damn straight you do!
Jack: And so you'll get one!
Anamaria: I's gonna kill you if you don't keep that promise!
Will: Oh, he'll give you that one!
Jack: The Interceptor?
Will: whispered It blows up later in the movie.
Jack: Oooh, clever… Yes, Anamaria, you can have that boat!
Crew: Whoo-hoo! Boat!
Cotton's Parrot: Let's get this party started!
Gibbs: Jack! No! You can't have Anamaria onboard; it's BAD LUCK to have a woman onboard! rubs rabbit's foot again
Jack: Can't you go one scene without mentioning bad luck?
a storm breaks upon them at sea Will: Why the heck is Jack using that compass, it totally doesn't work!?
Gibbs: I'm afraid I can't tell you that! You'll have to wait until the second movie to find out! For right now you're just going to have to trust the sexy pirate.
Jack: Keep going through this storm!
Gibbs: Yes, sexy pirate, I trust you.
Jack: We're catching up to them! It is true that this ship is sooper fast!