She's the Man

Chapter 10: Game Day

The alarm went off in Sasuke and Shikamaru's room, but only Sasuke got up, who glared at Shikamaru's sleeping form and then shock his head

Don't put another thing on my plate
My brain is so full of your face
I ate I counted the hours
Since the minute that I drove by you

Naruto and Neji burst into Sasuke's and Shikamaru's room to see Shikamaru still sleeping

"Dude wake up"shouted Naruto throwing a soccer ball at Shikamaru, "We've got a game"

"Yea"added Neji as he and Naruto left the room, leaving a just a woken Shikamaru to ponder over what had just been said

"That must be what that girl meant"

And I got a scar where you saw me
Don't think I'll see you around

"Hey Shikamaru your up"shouted Naruto at Shikamaru when he saw him

"I'll do you"sang a girl running over to him and pulling him over to where the painting was being down

"Um okay"replied Shikamaru looking around

So won't you come back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Every day's a Monday
Now that you're gone
Come back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Before I got a minute
The minute was gone
Think you kinda dug me
crowd surfers up above me
Trying to get to you cuz I let you go

Sakura woke up to see Hinata looking at her

"What are you doing"asked Sakura

"Y-you h-have p-pink h-hair"replied Hinata

"My wig"said Sakura seeing it had fallen off her head, "Do you want to know a secret Hinata"Hinata just nodded

"Okay at my old school they cut the girls soccer team and my brother wanted and did head to London, so I've been pretending to be him"explained Sakura to Hinata, "and the game starts in ten minutes"

I like to think I'm a pretty slick guy
But something in the sunlight between your thighs
Turned me into mush with a certified crush on you

"Where is Narauno"asked the couch

"He's still getting painted"replied Neji looking up at the couch

"Well he better hurry"replied the couch just as Shikamaru walks past the doors to the locker room, "Narauno"

"What"asked Shikamaru coming into the locker room

"Change and get ready for the game"instructed the couch

"Why"asked Shikamaru

"Why!?! You're kidding right"replied the couch

"Sure"replied Shikamaru not wanting this weirdo couch to talk to him anymore

And oh, what a fool I must be
So far away of my world

"We're here at the biggest school rivalry known in this district"(Just like PV Spartans and the Bettendorf Bulldogs...Go PV)announced the announcer dude. The crowd was cheering at the to top of their lung for what ever school they went to. Lee and Tenten sat over on Tokushima Academy side of the bleachers(Sakura and Shikamaru's old school), though they wanted to sit over on the Hyōgo Academy. When the teams came out every one cheered even more. Hyōgo Academy came out all serious where as Tokushima Academy came out like "party time"

So Won't you came back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Everyday s's a Monday now that you're gone
Come back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Before I got a minute
The minute was gone
Think you might a liked me
But other guy up above me
Trying to get to you cuz I let tou go

Sakura went running into the locker room to see that her Uniform was gone

"Where is it"wondered Sakura out loud looking throw her stuff, but when she couldn't find it she headed to the field, when she got there she saw her brother, in her uniform!

"What is he doing here"wondered Sakura watching her brother making a fool of him self on the feild

And it's never been so weird
To be at the bottom looking up
And I went into this movie of blood and guts
Thinking I was the shit, I was all grown up
And I wonder (i wonder), if you wonder (if you wonder), what we could be

The other team just tripped Shikamaru, who was having no fun...at all I mean this was his sisters thing...

And I got a scar where you saw me,
Don't think I'll see you around

Sakura felt sick watching her brother. She scanned the crowd and saw her friends and her parents, sitting together.

"Shit"whispered Sakura looking at her parents to her brother

So won't you come back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Every day's a Monday
Now that you're gone
Come back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Before I got a minute
The minute was gone
Think you kinda dug me
crowd surfers up above me
Trying to get to you cuz I let you go

The other team stole the ball from Shikamaru when the principal stopped the ball

"Can we get a time out"asked the principal

"You mean stop the clock"asked the referrer

"Yea"said the principal and of course this drew a lot of attention

"Whats going one we're in the middle of a game"shouted the couch

"Yes but I have something to say"replied the principal, he then put a bellow horn to his lips "Everyone, everyone, please listen...Friends and family of Shikamaru Narauno, I am sad to announce that Shikamaru is a...girl"Everyone started to laugh wile Shikamaru took the bellow horn away from the principal

"Everyone I'm not a girl"replied Shikamaru

"Yes yes you are, In fact he is is own sister Sakura and after extreme crazy annalist, well know why she did this"replied the principal

"No I'm am a guy"replied Shikamaru

"Oh really"asked the principal, "Then prove it"

"Okay"replied Shikamaru, who was getting tired of all this. To prove he was a guy he pulled down his pants, underwear and all

So won't you come back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Why you gotta run away?
Every day's a Monday
Now that you're gone
Come back Sunday (come back Sunday)
Why you have to get away?

Shikamaru pulled his pants back up smirking

"Now that we've proved that this boy is a boy, can we get back to the game"asked the couch

"Yes that was a skit we made and..."said the pricnipal walking off the ground and over to the side lines with his head down in shame

Before I got a minute
The minute was gone
Think you might a liked me
But other guy up above me
Trying to get to you cuz I let to you go

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They have been sorta found out by the weird principal!?! I hoped you all enjoyed it...READ AND REVIEW...the song is #1 Summer Jam by Butch Walker

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