Scene 14: Caught Up To Barbossa
on the Pearl Pintel: Let's go, hotstuff. Barbossa latches the medallion around Elizabeth 's neck and they all sail to the cave
Parrot: singing as they enter a lagoon 15 men on a woman's breast, yo, ho! Ho, I want some rum!
Gibbs: the whole crew is looking at the wrecks strewn everywhere in the water There are lots of dead people here… reaches for rabbits foot with a whimper
Will: watches as Jack closes the compass when Cotton stares at him too much So… the compass. I'm going to pry.
Gibbs: Okay, well, Jack got it when he captained the Black Pearl.
Will: ZOMGWHATJACKWASTHEIRCAPTIAN???!!!
Gibbs: Uh… yes. ANYWAY! Three days after they set sail for the treasure, the first mate was all "d0de, you should show us the map" and Jack was all "hrm, sure" giving proof to the fact that he is indeed a good man. And then the crew was all "let's have a mutiny!" and Jack was all "OMG I'm stuck on an island!"
Will: Yes… and then?
Gibbs: Then Jack should have been all "I only have one shot in my pistol, which I'm supposed to kill myself with because I shall soon be starving" but instead he was all "I'm captain Jack Sparrow, I will escape from this island!" and he did! And he still has that shot in that pistol!
Will: And he wants to use it to kill Barbossa.
Gibbs: Yessssssssss.
Will: Well, how did Jack get away?
Gibbs: Well, he was all "let me stand in the shallow part of the water for three days and three nights, because three is a very good number, everything happens in threes" and then he was all "now I shall rope together sea turtles and make a raft! I'm brilliant!"
Will: Turtles?
Gibbs: Fo' sho'.
Will: I don't believe it.
Jack: Jack comes up Believe it. It's all true. It happened exactly as Gibbs said.
Crew: We're at land! Let's go!
Jack: Will and I are going into that cave!
Gibbs: And what do we do if you don't come back?
Jack: Follow the code, dumbass.
Gibbs: Aye-aye!