Ryan:(he's married to Quinn.) I like going driving and sitting on the conter. Maybe if I take a seat I wion't need to dance!
Quinn:(speAKIng,annoyed) I can't sing Ryan! I'm working on a n expeiriment to allow me to but until then I can't soory.
Ryan: Oh well will you buy me a doll? or a new hat? Both! Pweese!
Quinn: Okey Dokey wittle wy wy!
Troy:(It's Troys birthday, they are at his house,eating dinner,he's married to Gabi) You disgust me! Me and Gwabee wabit no talk wike dat no mo!
Gabi: You are iembarrizing be! Troy don't!
Chad:(married to Taylor) Hey ypu guys what ever happened to Mrs. Darbus?
Taylor: Oh she married that hamster after getting hin and making paper mache water.
Zeke:(married to Sharpay, they have a baby named Sasha) You know we haven't sung in a while!
Sharpay: (singing)I beleive in fairiees!.
Zeke: Wishes on a star.
Gabi: Babies? there is only one oso far!
Troy: Gerbils are evil.
Chad: Mrs. Darbus too!
Taylor:When you eat bad food you die.
Ryan:(taklking) Oh forget it! We'll never remember the words. I don't even know the tune!
Quinn: I told you to tak e the memory pill .
Zac:(smiling,married to Hannah montana) I remember when me and Kelsi got married!
Kelsi:(married to Jason) That was weird!
hannah: well the pasrt is past, let's not talk about it.
Troy: Hey I think I still have our latest movie on dvd.
Chad: The sound of music?
Gabi: I remamber that!
All: It was fun!
Sharpay: We should watch it!
Kelsi: Why?
Jason: Yea we aeren't even all in it!
Quinn: (watching tv) Hey gang! Look who's on tv!
on the tv...
Reporter: Today HolyZombieJesus was once again arrested for disturbing the wedding of Cara Fries and Dillon somthinerother. They were in the summer palace in china when HolyZombieJesus cmae in.
Dillon: i was reading my poem i wrote for cara when she grabbed it from my hand and told me I was a hiper active kid with too much time on my hands!
Reporter: She was alos reported earlier for harrassing a man by the name of Finn.
Finn: I introduced myself and then reinacted Troy reinacting me reiancting dying whle drunk I think.she kinda mocked me and gave mea sad uno card or somethin?
Reporter: there yuo ave it! Now onto the news with Jimbob the 1234567890th for world war 3 news.
Taylor:(turns off tv) And who cares about ww3? Anyone want a pickle?
Gabi: Nay! Let's go to walmart and buy some old smelly socks.
Ok so that's all for now...stay rtuned for the next chapter!